The Return Of Rabbi Hershy Worch

I haven’t viewed any of Rabbi Worch‘s (a friend of my friend Yori Yanover, I have no stomach for any more fights with or about either of these two) online writings in about eighteen months (nor have I written about him), so I was interested when I saw my name came up in this post of his from January (I’m not running from what I did — I ruined the man’s life — you read the links here and judge whether that was justified):

Been feeling like journaling lately
It’s been so long since I felt safe I hardly recognize the feeling.

Seriously, since my enemies tried their hardest to crucify me three years ago not a day went by but I dreaded some new infamy.

Evil has many faces, but ugliest is the face of virtue triumphant. It matters not whether it triumphs like Rabbi Eichenstein who quietly calls my employer to have me fired, or like Vicki Polin who calls my ex-wife to say she’s talking to 26 women who say I raped them in front of the children. There’s no question in my mind that the worst sins are those we commit with the Yetzer Tov – Good Inclination. By the way, Eichenstein discovered I was working for XXXXXXXX XXXXXX Funerals Ltd as a Shomer – Guardian; someone who sits with the dead. He discovered it because one of the dead I happened to sit with (reciting the psalms at his side), was an uncle of his. When the good rabbi saw it was me, he called the funeral director and had me fired. He also stiffed me for the $15 an hour I’d earned sitting there all night.

Now I say that having a man fired because you think badly of him, doesn’t make you less of a man. But stiffing the man who sits guarding the corpse of your uncle, finding an excuse to avoid paying him his fee after he’s done the job, now that makes you a very small man indeed.

The thing is, the really important thing is that Eichenstein’s Shabbes candles burned his house to the ground. Well, his wife put the tea lights on the plastic tablecloth which ignited when it heated up sufficiently, to be more precise, but you get the picture. I know which I prefer, having a mean prick try and burn my livliehood down or have the Sabbath burn my house down! Sometimes when I’m having sex I think of Victoria Polin, especially when I’m laughing. Or sometimes when my breath catches in my throat at the sheer beauty of woman skin or the perfume of her private places, I catch a glimpse of all the hot laughing sex Vicki doesn’t have a hope of tasting, and I ask myself, who came out of all this enriched, and who impoverished? It’s something to think about, isn’t it?

You know, once a month like a fetish, on the 14th or 15th of the month, Luke Ford will visit all my web pages looking for only he knows what. 5 or 6 times in the last two years the 14th and 15th have fallen on the sabbath. So here’s this convert to Judaism, to orthodox judaism no less, lives on a futon on the floor in a basement somehwere in Los Angeles, who can’t hold back from firing up his computer to go snooping on the sabbath. Talk about being born again and getting a life!

I shouldn’t crow, I suppose. But I feel like crowing, damnit.

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Dr. Mark Goldenberg – The One Short Guy Who Doesn’t Have A Chip On His Shoulder

Dr. Goldenberg is at the top of his profession (pediatric dentist) and he’s a pillar of L.A.’s Orthodox community. He’s the only short guy I know who’s comfortable in his own skin and he’s about the funniest guy I know.

All the other short guys I know — from Rabbi Union to Steve Hirsch, l’havdil — have an attitude (not that there’s anything wrong with that).

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The Perfect Dinner Party

A shiksa friend of mine hosted the perfect dinner party the other night in her Van Nuys garden.

The guests were highly accomplished, athletic, educated, never-married Jewesses in their 40s. They brought their own allergy-free food in tightly wrapped ecologically friendly tupperware. They asked for gloves before spraying down and wiping off their seats. They wore slightly revealing but classy clothing. They were ripped and tanned and their make-up was perfect. Upstairs, they were every bit as taut.

These women had everything but a man.

"I went to this Jewish singles mixer," began one. "I met this great guy. He was handsome. He was funny. He was well-read. He was charming. And then he turned out to be a pornographer. Luke Ford."

"Luke Ford!" screamed the other women. "I dated him!"

"I know him," said another.

"Luke Ford. Oh G-d. Is that what we’re left with?"

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Naughty Barbecue

SILVERLAKE: So we all lay down on the table — between the fried chicken and the potato salad and the chocolate cake — to get served by Sandra, who’d biked in from Van Nuys.

She had that ancient Oriental massage thing totally down.

No matter how much Sandra worked on Mickey, however, nothing happened.

Finally she got mad and yelled, "F—! I got Harvey — and he’s 85."

"I’m sorry, Sandra," Mickey said quietly. "I’m thinking of Cathy."

Science and health care reporter Bradley Fikes sat in the living room wearing Cathy’s clothes and an enormous yet innocent excitement.

"This is my festering swamp," he explained, a sweet smile playing across his face as he live-blogged the memorial party.

He looked just like Lewis Fein only 20 years older.

Throughout the afternoon, Lewis and Bradley whipped out their phones and cameras and compared hardware.

"Mine’s bigger," said Bradley.

"Mine’s got more memory," said Lewis. "I’ve got eight megs in my package."

My friend Jew (not his real name) put on a fake moustache so he could go back for seconds.

No such luck.

"I’m sorry, Jew," Sandra said, "but this is just gratuitous for you. I have to devote myself to Luke Y. Thompson. He’s never known the love of a good woman."

Then she inserted the thermometers for 10 seconds into Jew and told him, "A temperature of 103. It’s official. You have Asian fever. I better put you in a cold bath."

"Call Christie Love!"

Here’s the back story. My friend Jew liked to IM with my former friend Flower (not her real name).

Flower was hysterical that somebody had broken into her apartment.

Jew: "My friend Christy Love is a detective in the Ramparts division of the LAPD. She’s on the line. She wants to talk to you. She wants to help you."

Flower: "I can’t do it now. I have to take a nap before my blog radio show."

Jew: "Well, when you wake up, call Ramparts and ask for Christie Love."

She does. "There’s nobody by the name of Christie Love at Ramparts," she reports back.

"Maybe she goes by her full professional name Christine Love."

Flower calls back. "There’s nobody there by the name of Christine Love."

Upon finding out that Christie Love was a 1974 detective on a black exploitation TV show, Flower ended her friendship with Jew.

Back to the barbecue. The only thing that looked 100% kosher was a plate of potatos. I heaped my plate with them and sat down.

"So who do you think gets less action?" asked Jew. "Luke Y. Thompson or Mickey Kaus."

"Oh, totally Luke," I said. "I’ve seen Mickey with a lot of hot blondes."

"Yeah," said Jew, "but he’s harmless. That’s why they like him. Do you think any of them ever say to him, ‘Mickey, come on. I want to see your Kaus Files.’"

Mickey wore special dancing shoes and before he left he put on a tap dance show for us (that’s how he got his first date with Ann Coulter 20 years ago).

"I live what I blog and I blog what I live," he chanted.

In a ritual out of the Tibetan Book of the Dead, Sandra sacrificed Linda (Cathy’s dear dog) and put her on the barbecue. Then she added some seasonings that were just incredible.

As the barbie began to die, Sandra climbed on top of Harvey’s house and got him free DirectTV. Then she fluffed his sheets and jumped on the helicopter like it was Saigon ’75.

She had to get home to practice infanticide and execute some Tibetan political prisoners before the Olympics. Her parents have rented a mud hut in Beijing for the festivities. Just $1500 for a month.

I felt like it was totally gratuitous when Sandra’s daughter ran naked down the road screaming about napalm.

That war ended years ago.

Let the healing begin.

Sandra was one of the original boat people. She’s tremendous in The Killing Fields. She did that groundbreaking one-woman show about it — Genocide in my Bush.

Luke Thompson wore electric bugaloo parachute pants with 12 pockets. He stole Ricky Schroeder’s wardrobe from Silver Spoons.

"Did Flower even give you eye contact?" Jew asked on the drive home.

"No," I said. "It makes me sad because she looked good."

Cathy’s sister didn’t show up to the party and neither did Eliot Stein. I was pretty shocked by the latter’s absence.

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Orthodox Jews In Strip Clubs

A friend challenges me: You should go to a few strip clubs and see how many frum married men you recognize. They say havdala (ceremony marking the end of the Sabbath and recognizing the separation of the holy and profane, Jews from Gentiles and other key Jewish distinctions) at the strip club on la cienega after shabbos. There are that many jews seriously, check it out they all think if they go deep into the valley no one will catch them. The problem is that they all think like that and they all end up in valley. They use the rose smelling cootch as besamin (spice used in the havdala ceremony). I haven’t seen this first-hand, just heard about it. You should post an ad as a woman seeking hook-ups with religious Jewish men and post the responses.

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Do Gentiles Possess Holiness?

The more religious you go in Jewish life, the more likely you are to encounter beliefs that Gentiles have little value.

There’s a good discussion on Failed Messiah:

RabbidW posts: "Jews do not plan on killing nonJews. Jews speak of do not rejoice over the downfall of your enemy. What you see is an attempt to explain categories and laws of religious impurity, something which does not apply at all in this day and age. Perhaps Yeshaya Leibowitz had a better approach when he said that mitzvot are Gods wishes and we do not and should not look for reasons. But we all do. And what is the difference. All religions have some reward reserved for the faithful. God does not hear the prayers of the Jews. Jews do not go to heaven. We must help save the Jews. So what. When I am dead, I’ll find out what God wants. Just leave me alone while I am alive. That is all that I can expect from other religions. I know you love to engage in Orthodox bashing, but hear you are totally off base. So some Orthodox say that nonJews do not have the purely halachic principle of holiness? Really, does anyone but you care?"

Here’s another post:

As a former member of the Chabad Community (30 years), a graduate of its yeshivas, a former Chabad House outreach worker, and former resident of Chabad communities in the U.S. and overeas (and, to my advantage & disadvantage, a BT), the Kuzari is mild compared to some other teachings prevalent in the Orthodox — and especially, ultra-orthodox communities.

Let’s start with the teaching in the Tanya that non-Jews do not possess a divine soul but an animating soul. And, the story about the interrogation of the Alte Rebbe at one of his trials on trumped up charges by his enemies: the non-Jewish judges asked him about this passage in the Tanya (which he himself wrote) and he was silent, responding with an enigmatic smile.

The Tanya also attributes pure altruism only to a Jew. When asked in Yeshiva by a new student about those gentiles that sacrificed their lives to save Jews during the Holocaust, the Magid Shiur’s reply was, they expected a reward — either monetary in this world or spiritual in the World to Come, where the Chassidai Umot HaOlam will have a portion, too. This is the only context in which you will ever hear about "Chassidai Umot HaOlam". All of the popular illustrated childrens’ books geared for the ultra-orthodox market have story lines depicting the Gentiles as brutal and oafish — the clothes change with the time period — but the facial expressions and characterizations do not.

I was told a number of times in Frabrengens that Rabbi Yosef Yizhak, the 6th Lubavitcher Rebbe, considered black Africans "the missing link", less than fully human — somewhat like an animal with speech. This may even be written somewhere in his letters and other published works.

And, oh, I’ll never forget the instructor at Hadar HaTorah from a leading Chabad family, who in all seriousness, believed and taught that the world was FLAT.

Here’s another one: very many families with "Yichus" will not make a shidduch with a baal tshuva, as he or she is a "ben niddah". This social rule is sometimes relaxed when the potential mate comes from a wealthy background — or (more frequently), there is a certain physical or other "defect" in their own child. A "defect" in this sense could be an attraction to the outside world, such as going to movies, listening to non-Jewish music, or other behavior deemed too modern and unacceptable.

Jews from the Mediterranean basin and Near and Mid East (generally all lumped together as "Sephardim", fall into the same second class citizen category when it comes to marriage with old Eastern European families with "Yichus". This is true even when the families in question were all Torah observant.

As far as the "Yichus" of at least some of the old White Russian Chabad families, a little historical research reveals ancestors that were horse thieves, pick-pockets, and other less than holy people — and, please, don’t forget the anarchists, Bundists, Zionists (Israeli President Shazar is one example), various flavors of socialists, and good old communist commissars who are in almost old Russian Chabadnik’s family tree if you give it a good shake.

Ethiopians and other Jews with non-Caucasian features are on the lowest rung on the social scale by far — all this is WITHIN the observant Jewish communities.

As for Gentiles, the word "Goy" is constantly used in a disparaging and derogating sense, as is "Shvartza" and other negatively charged ethnic labels.

You’ve already touched upon business ethics in your blog. I can’t speak for the Litvishe communities — maybe some of them follow Reb Moshe’s pesak forbidding bingos as institutional fund raising devices (Reb Moshe was concerned about the ethical issues of gambling and of the possibility of temptation and theft).

Chabad doesn’t, and there are Chabad Houses funded by charity bingos in which the bingo workers are paid salaries (contrary to state rules, which insist on volunteers only) and the Chabad shaliach is skimming money off of the top for his own personal use (all cash, not reported as income, and a felony, if caught and prosecuted).

A West Coast Shaliach was charged some years ago with drug money laundering. He got off because (1), he had a good lawyer, (2) he claimed he thought the money was to be used to smuggle Iranian Jews out of Iran to join their relatives in the US, & (3) he happened to live in a state with a relatively small Jewish population without a Glatt Kosher prison section and benefited from the respect and credibility most Americans accord clergy.

The head of one of the Chabad Yeshivas I attended ran a "Work-Study" program scam to obtain Federal funds. In my naivety at the time I signed some forms that I only realized later put me at risk, as well.

How about all of the families in Brooklyn on Section 8 assistance and food stamps, who are helped by local Jewish macherim in the frum Brooklyn communities to get on programs they do not qualify for, according to the income guidelines? Of course, on the application forms, their income qualifies them, because the bulk of their salary is given to them in cash, off the books (this "black" economy flourishes in the frum sections of Brooklyn, the same as in Bnei Brak and Jerusalem).

I have great sympathy for most of these families that are "working" the system in this way, since with the cost of tuition to the private Jewish schools their children attend and the cost of glatt kosher food, their personal situation can be seen as one of actual "duress".

But what about the community leaders that support this system?

Or what about the "block voting" of whole Jewish communities, such as Satmar, Bobov, etc. and the nepotism and cronyism present at all levels of frum Jewish organizations?

How many unqualified Cheder "Rebbe’s" are out there only because they are someone’s son-in-law? And the damage to the young children that suffer under their charge?

How about the K-12 schools (illegal according to NY state law) in the Chassidic neighborhoods of Brooklyn where whole generations of boys are deprived of basic English language reading and writing skills? (the girls are for the most part literate in English — sex discrimination, anyone?)

The only reason these schools are allowed to exist is the block voting previously mentioned. Thank you, Noah Dear ….

And, before I forget, there is the matter of the "honorees" at Yeshiva fund-raising banquets.

I loved it when Rabbi Herson of Morrison managed to get Henry Kissinger in the ’70s or 80’s as the headliner of one such banquet. Here was a man, according to Matti Golan in "The Secret Conversations of Henry Kissinger", who deliberately delayed the delivery of planes, munitions, and supplies to Israel during the middle of the Yom Kippur War — going over the head of Caspar Weinberger, and deceiving Nixon, who had personally authorized the shipments. All this, in the name of "real-politique" and his personal agenda to prevent a total defeat of the Egyptian and Syrian armies, so that HE could step in and do his "shuttle" diplomacy to negotiate a truce.

How many Israeli soldiers died until Golda sent Rabin (ambassador at the time) to Nixon to inquire about the delay in the arrival of the military supplies and Nixon found out what Henry was doing behind his back and immediately reversed Kissinger’s orders (as well as cursing Kissinger out)?

And how about Kissinger’s non-Jewish trophy wife, who wanted to visit the Kotel when they were in Jerusalem, but old Henry refused to go?

All this from a German Jew, who as a teen-ager used to chant the Torah in his father’s Washington Heights shul and whose father died as Shabbos observant Jew.

I bet Rabbi Herson made a lot of money off of that dinner, though.

And how does that jive with the Lubavitcher Rebbe’s widely known demands that American government to do all it can to diplomatically and militarily support Israel?

Seems like the Rebbe’s views were overlooked when Henry could help Rabbi Herson raise some funds.

In Yeshiva fundraising, money — not ethics — rules, and many is the time that some macher is honored — frum, not so frum, or unobservant — whose personal and business ethics range from highly questionable to being beyond the pale with time serviced in jail to prove it.

Did I mention the well-known Chabad family that ran a shoe store on Kingston Avenue and scammed the government out of thousands of dollars with false invoices for orthopedic insoles and shoes for people on qualified government programs.
They left for Israel hours before the FBI knocked on their door and now live in a big house on Kfar Chabad and enjoy prestige and local leadership status?

Or how Rabbi Ashkenazi of Kfar Chabad ignored the activities of a child molester — the son of a well known family on the Kfar — and discouraged reporting these incidents to the police?

Too bad that Chabad in general does an excellent job in training prospective Shlichim in how to dissemble to the general Jewish and non-Jewish public.

I am NOT taking away or refusing to acknowledge all of the good work done by Chabad around the world — only stating that it comes at a price and with a hidden agenda and set of beliefs and commonly accepted social practices that most of their less than observant supporters would find distasteful, if not abhorrent. And this is true whether the Shaliach is a "moshichist" or "anti-moshichist" (which you quite correctly point out is a major case of dissembling, AS BOTH CAMPS BELIEVE THAT THE LATE REBBE IS REALLY THE MOSHIACH — the difference lies in the practical matter of what to say to potential recruits and DONARS).

Please, I do not want to hear some technical kvetch or pilpul justifying or excusing the abuses detailed above. The rabbinical establishment is as involved in perpetuating the existing system in all observant and ultra-observant communities as the macherim and the stam Jew in the street is. Lone voices of protest from within these communities are usually on internet blogs and are anonymous, due to legitimate fear of reprisals. And the few rabbis who are not in agreement with the way things are usually keep their opinions to themselves — again, for fear of reprisals and problems with making acceptable shidduchim for their children.

Enough for now …..

G-d Bless the Jews and non-Jews alike, America and ALL the nations of the world

Anon posts: "I don’t have any need to excuse or defend the quoted statement, but just to be clear he didn’t make negative comments about any other race or particular religion, all he said that is that anyone not following his religion is spiritually deficient. You may not like his message, but every religion in the world has the same message."

Maven posts: "That’s not what he said. he said their bodies are a step above animal carcasses. This is typical Ultra Zionist rhetoric. My teacher pointed out a famous newspaper piece R. Nebenzahl wrote a few years back about how black people were cursed since Ham and history proves it, for example (see http://tinyurl.com/4j8fvj, from a very dati guy). I don’t have any issue with claims for religious superiority, see my other posts on other topics, but once you start devaluing the lives and deaths of physical people, you are in dangerous territory."

PureSphardic posts: " Shmarya, I’ll take the challenge, the difference between Nazi Ideology and this is that there is no intention in any way to cause any harm to any non-jew. The sole intent is to say the Jew is on a higher spiritual level then a non-Jew. Like anon said above, every religion has the same belief, and I don’t feel threatened by a Christian thinking I’ll be damned. There is no spiritual difference between bodily refuse and non-jews if they do not believe in G-d, there are a million other differences, but not spiritually. Judaism forbids the slightest pain to any living creature, human or not, but that’s not the issue. Tumah (contamination) is a spiritual thing. Not in the sense you make it, that does not lower the value of their life. Nazi’s ideology on the other hand, calls for elimination of the lower humans, and allows for killing etc. to achieve their goal, that’s racism."

Maven posts: "I don’t really care what the Nazis think, or racist groups, or Odin worshippers or anyone. What I don’t want is hateful teachings in OUR faith, even if Moshiach was here and the whole world were Jewish. I didn’t like it when my rebbeim made racist statements ("that chink U Thant", for example), or called for the killing of prime ministers (a la R. Schechter, who I used to admire as a talmid, or many of my Ramim in yeshiva), or other such discourse which emerges DIRECTLY from this kind of thinking. When you get used to thinking of goyim as not human, and then, Jews who disagree with one’s position become shekotzim (the term is relevant to this exact KBY teaching, as it literally means insects who are tamey) as equivalent to carcasses and feces, well, its just that easy to justify violence, and its not justified because "thats what they did to us". The whole point was that the Jews in history very rarely descended to that level, we put our faith in Gd and weren’t interested in hate speech, even when "they" did it to "us". This kind of discourse is a rarity in Jewish history. It is found primarily in two sources, the Kuzari and in a milder form in the Zohar, both of Spanish origin and probably influenced by their emphasis on limpieza, pure blood. And certainly not in a generation like ours with more converts and baalei teshuva than ever in history (except perhaps for the time around the Churban). KBY more than any other of the hesder yeshivot had to purge many rabbis at the time for hate speech, it looks like purging time again."

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Should Rabbinic Judges In A Business Dispute Have Business Expertise?

Or is it sufficient that they know Jewish law and the Talmud and related commentaries and codes?

I’ve heard complaints that the judges on the RCC’s Beit Din have no business expertise and it shows when they try to judge such disputes.

Another problem is that major philanthropists to RCC-approved causes are not likely to be disappointed in their Beit Din disputes.

The RCC has been battling since its inception to take over rabbinic leadership in California. They have the support of most of L.A.’s major Orthodox rabbis. Once you’ve got the rabbinate, the rest of observant Jewry follow and the pulpit rabbis have a nice country club running things.

Kishke writes:

Your insinuation makes no sense, as no one can force anyone to have their case heard in a particular Beis Din. Anyone summoned to the RCC B.D. can demand that it be heard in another court if they wish.

I don’t know much about RCC, but the fact that they refused to convert you argues heavily in their favor.

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I’m Live On My Cam!

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guest7:  Do you check out info people feed you or do you just post anything anybody says, knowing people have hidden agendas?
MORALLYcorrupt:  ppl ALWAYS have an agenda!
bigbrother:  big brother in 2008
guest7:  Do you know you are being used?
guest7:  no for people to spread unsubstantiated rumors and harm other’s reputations
YourMoralLeader:  7, can youb e more specific?
MORALLYcorrupt:  like anyone REALLY  believes SHlT they hear on the internet!!
guest7:  bloggers blog under the guise of reporting but is repeating gossip reporting? or gossiping?
YourMoralLeader:  I’ve been doing this for more than a decade…
Emma:  How is everyone?
YourMoralLeader:  if you have a correction, I will definitely take it seriously. Can you be specific, 7?
guest7:  so when someone tells you something, you pick up the phone and get other sources to confirm it, like a real reporter?
KhunDiddy:  Facts? We don’t need no stinking facts here
KhunDiddy:  This is Luke…facts aren’t important
guest7:  unles it is you that people are talking about
YourMoralLeader:  7, on an important story yes, on a comedy spot where nobody’s reputation is at stake, not always
guest7:  how many sources did you talk to about Cantor Katz?
KhunDiddy:   unles it is you that people are talking about..NO PRoblem slander On
YourMoralLeader:  2, 7
guest7:  2 sources out of a membership of 900 families?  That is your research?
KhunDiddy:  Research cost time and money….
KhunDiddy:  better get the dirt out and apologize if it’s wrong
YourMoralLeader:  oy
guest7:  Too bad people don’t read newspapers anymore, at least real reporters have some credibility, anyone with a computer and internet connection now is a blogger
KhunDiddy:  maybe not say you’re sorry..go on to the next story
Medusa:  so you always shake your honey to your kangaroo?
Lucille:  Aboes?  Are they property?!!!
Lucille:  This song appals
zappa:  at least get it in tune lUKE
Medusa:  lol
zappa:  YOU’RE WAY TOO ADAGIO
Lucille:  It looks like you are wearing glasses
Lucille:  Sigh. . . is this what I have left to date?
Lucille:  You should try yoga.
Lucille:  Bikrim yoga for you.
guest123:  god those weights must be a pound each,what a man!
Lucille:  I’ve seen animals do this at the zoo.
zappa:  i prefer cottage cheese
Medusa:  you exercising on your bed?
Lucille:  Cottage cheese is a good food, but many vegan diets prohibit it
guest123:  never mind lucy there are still a few men left
zappa:  oh for cod steak
Medusa:  tie me kangaroo down sport. .. I’m singing too.  can you hear me?
zappa:  hwho is he now? Baloo
zappa:  thats because you’re to near the radiator Medusa
Lucille:  I just don’t think he could keep up with me or any of my friends.
Lucille:  Men just don’t age well
Medusa:  how many pounds luke?
Lucille:  What sort of heart rate can he be hitting?  80?
todd:  in my 20’s i benched 600
Lucille:  Five years from now, he’ll be fifty pounds heavier.
todd:  those girly weights are shamefull for a man his age
Medusa:  so is going to do the walt?
Lucille:  His form is so poor he is begging for a rotator cuff injury

StuntmanBurt:  Maybe?? or the fact he has no answers, and is infact a fake!
oyoyoy:  is he a failed messiah?
oyoyoy:  keep singing luke
StuntmanBurt:  Never trust a man with a beard!
oyoyoy:  don’t worry it’s fake.  He glued it on this morning
StuntmanBurt:  lol
StuntmanBurt:  Are you a good person Luke?
oyoyoy:  isn’t good a relative term?
StuntmanBurt:  ?
StuntmanBurt:  He might be evil?
oyoyoy:  I mean define good?
StuntmanBurt:  Good as in helps people!
oyoyoy:  evil? Like the song "Evil Woman"?
StuntmanBurt:  As in a moral leader?
oyoyoy:  well define moral?  Everyone seems to define the term as something different.
StuntmanBurt:  Ohhhh, like moral support as in helping ppl!
oyoyoy:  helping ppl with what?
oyoyoy:  comedian’s are moral because they help people laugh?
StuntmanBurt:  Like I’m an alcoholic, can Luke stop me from drinking, by finding me a new path to follow?
oyoyoy:  ahh, can anyone ever make someone else stop drinking?
YourMoralLeader:  sound is back, reload
oyoyoy:  or do  you have to find it in yourself the tools needed to stop?
StuntmanBurt:  That’s my point! He might be a fake? lol
oyoyoy:  no sound
oyoyoy:  sound now
oyoyoy:  you going to shake your honey again?
StuntmanBurt:  I need a drink!
StuntmanBurt:  Would anyone else like one?
oyoyoy:  \_/?  <—- here’s a glass of water for you
oyoyoy:  I thought you were jewish?
StuntmanBurt:  Thank’s but Luke should of said that!
oyoyoy:  oops maybe I’m the moral leader and not luke. lol
StuntmanBurt:  You said you where jewish?
oyoyoy:  isn’t that what the German Jews said before hitler came?
StuntmanBurt:  Yup! that would help! I like wine!
oyoyoy:  sure, you going to make it into wine?
User oyoyoy changed their name to TheRealMoralLeader.
StuntmanBurt:  Your doing a better job than Luke oyoy! and this is his show!
StuntmanBurt:  What sort of wine?
StuntmanBurt:  Red or White?
TheRealMoralLeader:  don’t turn the sound off… let there be sound!
StuntmanBurt:  French or German?
TheRealMoralLeader:  can you play the unicorn song too?
StuntmanBurt:  You make me want to drink more Luke!, your not helping!!!!!
TheRealMoralLeader:  you know that one?
StuntmanBurt:  Austalian jew’s??
TheRealMoralLeader:  I think we are boring our Australian Jewish moral leader.
StuntmanBurt:  lol
TheRealMoralLeader:  maybe he can tell us how he’s going to lead us?
StuntmanBurt:  What’s the unicorn song Luke?
Jimmy:  when Luke yawns it makes us yawn
TheRealMoralLeader:  I guess we don’t please our leader?
StuntmanBurt:  I yawn in Hebrew!
spooky:  Besides studying the Torah…and engineering swweping moral change…what else do you do?
Jimmy:  very sucessful blogger
TheRealMoralLeader:  he excercises to the kangaroo song.
StuntmanBurt:  What’s Torah? is that a mountin bike?
spooky:  The Jewish Bible…best way I can explain it.
StuntmanBurt:  Good song!
Jimmy:  big yawn
TheRealMoralLeader:  open wide.  let’s see if he has any cavities
StuntmanBurt:  Ohhh, it’s about relidgeon
spooky:  yes. it is about religion
TheRealMoralLeader:  sounds like luke is homesick for his homeland
TheRealMoralLeader:  wider
StuntmanBurt:  Where are you Luke?
TheRealMoralLeader:  I feel so ignored by our moral leader. . .
spooky:  How can you engineer sweeping moral change when you do not answer questions?
StuntmanBurt:  Are we boring you Luke?
Jimmy:  no he is just busy
TheRealMoralLeader:  Maybe our moral leader doesn’t love us anymore?
TheRealMoralLeader:  your eyes are pretty blurry
StuntmanBurt:  Really?? The real moral leader?
spooky:  um luke…I just can’t seem to find sweeping moral change just by looking into your eyes.
StuntmanBurt:  brb! getting more drink!
TheRealMoralLeader:  are we supposed to see truth in your eyes? or you trying to use mind control techniques on us?
spooky:  and as pretty as I find the music…it is not doing it for me.
spooky:  aren’t you suppose to have some sort of platform…or speech…or your own interpretation of the Torah?
StuntmanBurt:  It’s mind control
TheRealMoralLeader:  ok??? and then what?
Jimmy:  I see green tea
TheRealMoralLeader:  well they look pretty blurry on my scr
TheRealMoralLeader:  e
StuntmanBurt:  Are you drinking your own piss?
Jimmy:  youre bad stuntman
TheRealMoralLeader:  screen
TheRealMoralLeader:  does a G-d like person blow his nose?
StuntmanBurt:  You should know everything!!!
TheRealMoralLeader:  or am I confusing a leader with something else?
spooky:  True…I just started a cult and I’m still trying to find out how to stockpile weapons
TheRealMoralLeader:  not a her?
TheRealMoralLeader:  this doesn’t sound Jewish
TheRealMoralLeader:  maybe he’s a cross over jewish leader?
spooky:  Is this something you just woke up one morning and said "Hey! I’m gonna engineer sweeping moral change"?
StuntmanBurt:  Let’s recap! your a Australian Jew living in America??, that want to lead ppl in a new moral direction, but is not sure how?.
StuntmanBurt:  wants
StuntmanBurt:  If this is true? can I have a T-shirt please!
TheRealMoralLeader:  I think your depressing our moral leader.  Maybe we should just be looking in his eyes.
StuntmanBurt:  Stop looking in his eye’s, he might be bad! real
TheRealMoralLeader:  he should be playing music about looking into his eyes.
StuntmanBurt:  lol
TheRealMoralLeader:  my eyes have seen the glory of the lord. ..
spooky:  I find that particular hymn depressing…do you have something snappier?
StuntmanBurt:  lol
spooky:  more upbeat
TheRealMoralLeader:  trying to think of other songs that would go along with his premise.
YourMoralLeader:  please I need your help
YourMoralLeader:  if we’re to make a better world
TheRealMoralLeader:  how can we help you?
StuntmanBurt:  Land of hope and glory! please Luke!, but stand up this time ok!
TheRealMoralLeader:  bowing down to our leader. lol
StuntmanBurt:  I’m bowing!
TheRealMoralLeader:  I have a question.  Does a leader have to be moral for us to follow him?
StuntmanBurt:  Praise Luke Ford!
YourMoralLeader:  thank you
YourMoralLeader:  ok
TheRealMoralLeader:  I think we should all embrace. . . lol
TheRealMoralLeader:  hold hands and say a bracha
spooky:  I would let you join my cult but you have to come up with more than "look into my eyes"
StuntmanBurt:  lol
TheRealMoralLeader:  most cult leaders want us to work and give them all of our money
TheRealMoralLeader:  wow, we are being embraced
spooky:  Have you studied the Kaballah?
TheRealMoralLeader:  but it didn’t do anything for me.
TheRealMoralLeader:  it didn’t feel real
StuntmanBurt:  That’s a good catch pharse! " Look in to my eye’s"
TheRealMoralLeader:  why are you playing church music?
TheRealMoralLeader:  luke???? church music???? my leader is a Jew.
spooky:  because he is our moral leader and they play church music
TheRealMoralLeader:  he can’t be the messiah then.
StuntmanBurt:  Because he’s like a Moral Leader!, I can see the Light!
TheRealMoralLeader:  luke, I’m so crushed
StuntmanBurt:  THE LIGHT!
spooky:  turn the light off if it is too bright.
TheRealMoralLeader:  I’m so depressed. I thought I found my savior and I was wrong
TheRealMoralLeader:  I guess the true messiah doesn’t shake his honey.
StuntmanBurt:  Sowwie! it was the bedroom light, forgot to turn it off!
User guest135 left the room.
TheRealMoralLeader:  Luke, are you religiously confused?
spooky:  I never met a Jew named Luke before.
TheRealMoralLeader:  I think it comes from Luicfer?
StuntmanBurt:  You have now spooky
spooky:  guess they finally moved into the New Testement
TheRealMoralLeader:  me either
StuntmanBurt:  I liked it!
TheRealMoralLeader:  it’s scary
TheRealMoralLeader:  can you play something from mary popkins too?
StuntmanBurt:  Sport Luke?, is that part of the learning curve?
spooky:  I like that woman’s voice…sort of hypnotic
spooky:  that is because cricket is for wussies
StuntmanBurt:  I’m English! watch you step there Luke!
TheRealMoralLeader:  you’re right.  he’s going to tell us to look into his eyes and also going to give us some of his green tea which has been spiked with a mind controling drug.
spooky:  wanna join my cult?
StuntmanBurt:  Hey slash!
slash:  yes
TheRealMoralLeader:  what does your cult have to offer?
spooky:  Bible versus and weapon stockpiling
TheRealMoralLeader:  I’m trying to figure out if your cult is better then luke’s?
StuntmanBurt:  A T-shirt that says "Look into my eyes!"
TheRealMoralLeader:  what’s the truth luke?
TheRealMoralLeader:  LUKE???
spooky:  That is what I wanna know. What is the truth?
StuntmanBurt:  Yeah, Luke tell us the truth!
User slash left the room.
TheRealMoralLeader:  LUKE, I beg of you tell me what the truth is? I’ve been searching my entire life to know.
TheRealMoralLeader:  you have to save a rech like me.
spooky:  I am trying to understand you but unless I know what the truth is…how can I make the decision to join you?
StuntmanBurt:  Me too! hurry up!
TheRealMoralLeader:  LUKE, I’m crumbling waiting to hear the truth.
StuntmanBurt:  Is it free to join?#
StuntmanBurt:  lol
TheRealMoralLeader:  it’s free, but you have to turn your soul over to the moral leader.
spooky:  Luke…you really need to brush up on your moral leader skills.
TheRealMoralLeader:  LUKE, you are so cruel. . . leaving us waiting to hear the truth.  How can you do this to us?
StuntmanBurt:  I don’t have one!, I sold it to sleep with a porn star! real
TheRealMoralLeader:  but I don’t see anything.
StuntmanBurt:  I do
TheRealMoralLeader:  what are we supposed to be sing in your eyes?
spooky:  Ok…will you let your women study the Torah?
TheRealMoralLeader:  stunt, ask for your soul back.
StuntmanBurt:  Do you know what I saw………………..?
TheRealMoralLeader:  luke will you count women in a minyan?
TheRealMoralLeader:  will  you pray with women?
TheRealMoralLeader:  Luke, I don’t see anything but a haze.
spooky:  wear are those little curls at your temples?
TheRealMoralLeader:  was it something I said?  He left us.
spooky:  You doubted him! He gave up on us!
TheRealMoralLeader:  oh no!!!
YourMoralLeader:  You are all individuals!
spooky:  Oh yes!
StuntmanBurt:  Luke Has a closet full of Kung-fu filck’s and nasty pictures!……..you’ll burn in hell Luke Ford!
StuntmanBurt:  I saw that!
TheRealMoralLeader:  we will never be saved.
spooky:  give him a break. even moral leaders have to pee
StuntmanBurt:  The eye thing!
spooky:  just never saw one pee that fast
TheRealMoralLeader:  is our moral leader G-d like?
spooky:  oops
YourMoralLeader:  You guys are no longer worthy of sound
spooky:  no sound
TheRealMoralLeader:  luke???? you made us all deaf?
YourMoralLeader:  serves you right
User TheRealMoralLeader changed their name to LostSoul.
StuntmanBurt:  Awwwwwwwwwwwww! don’t punish us!
spooky:  You doubted him…he took away our hearing!
Jimmy:  Luke I never doubted you, sound back plz
StuntmanBurt:  I’m sowwie! Luke?
LostSoul:  The pain. I don’t think I can go on like this anymore.
spooky:  *covers ears and runs screaming…but can’t hear myself*
LostSoul:  what is life, if we can’t hear the voice of our moral leader?
spooky:  I’M CURED!!!!
StuntmanBurt:  Put the sound on………..We’re saved!
LostSoul:  a miricle!
LostSoul:  bowing down to the one and only
spooky:  *bows down and gives thanks*
StuntmanBurt:  I can walk! it’s a miricle!
LostSoul:  lol stunt
LostSoul:  please dont’ leave us again.
spooky:  um…stunt…yours ears are connected to your legs?
StuntmanBurt:  Thank’s luke!
YourMoralLeader:  I dont count women in my minyanim.
LostSoul:  why not?
spooky:  in your what?
LostSoul:  don’t you see women as your equal?
User StuntmanBurt changed their name to Mrfairysofamouse.
LostSoul:  luke?  why can’t I question you?
spooky:  ah…"Don’t question me"…spoken like a true moral leader.
LostSoul:  luke. . . I am woman hear me roar!
Mrfairysofamouse:  I’ve seen the truth?
spooky:  Did you know Jews don’t teach their women the Torah?
Mrfairysofamouse:  No luke! change the feckking record!
LostSoul:  Luke, I’m loosing my connection to you.
User Mrfairysofamouse changed their name to StuntmanBurt.
LostSoul:  I guess I’ll have to go Jewish Renewal. There women are the leaders.
YourMoralLeader:  How do you say in Hebrew a comparison but not to compare
YourMoralLeader:  l’havdil
YourMoralLeader:  ?
StuntmanBurt:  Luke change the tune now! ok
User LostSoul changed their name to HaShemIsFemale.
StuntmanBurt:  Luke please, I wont bow down anymore!
YourMoralLeader:  no sound!
StuntmanBurt:  K
HaShemIsFemale:  No sound is better then this torture.
User guest138 left the room.
spooky:  darn…deaf again
spooky:  enough is enough
StuntmanBurt:  Luke! mate! no fair ok!
HaShemIsFemale:  Once agains luke saved us.
HaShemIsFemale:  he saved us from that song
spooky:  i want my hearing back and i want it back now
YourMoralLeader:  anyone here made havdala in a strip club?
StuntmanBurt:  I don’t feel saved right now?
HaShemIsFemale:  Would HaShem approve of that one?
HaShemIsFemale:  ok, where’s the sound?
StuntmanBurt:  My ears, what’s happened to my ears??? I’ve gone deaf?
HaShemIsFemale:  Luke???
HaShemIsFemale:  What if G-d was female, what would you do?
StuntmanBurt:  Nope! I’ve got headphones on!
StuntmanBurt:  Phew!
spooky:  must be part of his mind control…take our hearing…give it back…take it away agian
User guest139 left the room.
StuntmanBurt:  lol
HaShemIsFemale:  spook, I think your right
HaShemIsFemale:  I feel so ignored by our moral leader. he won’t answer my simple quest
HaShemIsFemale:  i
HaShemIsFemale:  o
StuntmanBurt:  Luke! babes! put the sound on please!
HaShemIsFemale:  n.
spooky:  gotta admit…good system.  *writes that one down*
spooky:  Now when my followers doubt me…I will make them deaf.
HaShemIsFemale:  Luke it’s sort of like you are into S&M, not answering your followers questions.
StuntmanBurt:  Don’t mess me about Luke I’ll leave and you’ll of failed me!
YourMoralLeader:  doing secret stuff for mossad
YourMoralLeader:  please bear with me
YourMoralLeader:  sound will be back soon
User HaShemIsFemale changed their name to NeedingANewMoralLeader.
StuntmanBurt:  lol
spooky:  mossad?  they still together?  their last cd sucked
NeedingANewMoralLeader:  Stunt, will you be my leader?
NeedingANewMoralLeader:  or maybe spooky?
spooky:  sure…you can join my cult
NeedingANewMoralLeader:  cool! todah rabah
spooky:  we are having try-outs on the rifle range tomorrow
StuntmanBurt:  Me I would do Need, I’m not sure how long it would take? lol
spooky:  ever fire an uzi?
NeedingANewMoralLeader:  not a uzi. only a riffle
StuntmanBurt:  Luke I’m going! you broke my heart!
spooky:  almost the same thing except the bullets come out faster
NeedingANewMoralLeader:  I feel over when I shot a riffle the first time.
spooky:  uzi not that bad
spooky:  just have to hold on tight or you’ll be firing all over the place
StuntmanBurt:  PUT THE SOUND ON LUKE!
NeedingANewMoralLeader:  good.
spooky:  wouldn’t do to take out our own members
StuntmanBurt:  YOUR MAKING ME SHOUT!
NeedingANewMoralLeader:  I think we should ignore luke
NeedingANewMoralLeader:  I think we only should respond to him when he does what we ask him to do.
spooky:  I CAN HEAR AGAIN!!!!
NeedingANewMoralLeader:  thanks luke I heard you type.
YourMoralLeader:  brb
spooky:  *falls to the floor and prostrates myself*

YourMoralLeader:  any more dates today?
QuixoticLass:  yep
QuixoticLass:  alas, another first date that won’t result in a second
YourMoralLeader:  oy
QuixoticLass:  but I had really good cajun ahi tuna
QuixoticLass:  I really need to start narrowing down my parameters
QuixoticLass:  I think no one over 48 from now on.  oh, well except the date I have for tuesday.
QuixoticLass:  Today’s date was ruined by me, btw.  I started talking about someone else.  I think I’m insane.  Who talks about someone else they’ve dated on a date?
YourMoralLeader:  most people do
QuixoticLass:  not wistfully, I’m sure
QuixoticLass:  What did you do today?
QuixoticLass:  I went and visited with a friend I thought was dead for 7 years
YourMoralLeader:  whoa
YourMoralLeader:  i went to a memorial party for my friend cathy seipp
QuixoticLass:  your narrative about that was somewhat confusing
YourMoralLeader:  fictionalized it
QuixoticLass:  no kidding
QuixoticLass:  it was great to see my old friend today, it was like no time had passed at all
YourMoralLeader:  wow
YourMoralLeader:  how did you think she was dead?
QuixoticLass:  he
QuixoticLass:  he had leukemia and the last time I saw him was at Cedars during chemo
QuixoticLass:  I lent him a whole bunch of videos to watch
QuixoticLass:  and I got them back in a package mailed to me with no return address and no note, so I figured he’d died
YourMoralLeader:  oy
QuixoticLass:  Baruch hashem he made it through and even managed to have a daughter
mrbluelouboyle:  whats on your face tonight?
mrbluelouboyle:  or is that the light?
mrbluelouboyle:  ok…it was the light hitting your face turning it red.
YourMoralLeader:  it is the holy spirit
mrbluelouboyle:  Luke, whats your thoughts of Chris Taliana re-entering the biz?
QuixoticLass:  amen praise the lord
YourMoralLeader:  who’s that?
mrbluelouboyle:  half asian adult actress….she’s very good looking, I would have thought you would have known her.
YourMoralLeader:  forgotten
QuixoticLass:  I see the red you were talking about
mrbluelouboyle:  She did an unforgettable scene in "Invasian".
QuixoticLass:  looks like a giant red booger coming out of his right nostril
QuixoticLass:  sorry YML
mrbluelouboyle:  Yea, the light is hitting in a strange way.
User guest154 left the room.
QuixoticLass:  adjust the light or the cam or something…it’s very disturbing
QuixoticLass:  YML’s got stigmata on his face
mrbluelouboyle:  Its too bright in there.
mrbluelouboyle:  Luke, what do you think of Jean Val Jean retirig from the biz?
QuixoticLass:  adjusting the cam didn’t work…fix the light
YourMoralLeader:  I no longer have any thoughts on porn.
mrbluelouboyle:  ?
QuixoticLass:  better!
QuixoticLass:  now you’ve only got a bloody left eye
mrbluelouboyle:  Don’t you run the website lukeford, and report on the adult biz?
YourMoralLeader:  no
YourMoralLeader:  just lukeford.net
User mrbluelouboyle left the room.
QuixoticLass:  YML’s moral standards are so strict that he had the aesthetic part of his brain removed so he can’t see women in a lustful light anymore.
QuixoticLass:  aw man took too long to type
QuixoticLass:  oh the futility
mrbluelouboyle:  ok, I see your website has changed.
mrbluelouboyle:  oy vey!
mrbluelouboyle:  Joanna Angel is Jewish….will news of her be on lukeford?
QuixoticLass:  only if she has an affair with an orthodox rabbi

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John McCain Shows Excellent Restraint On The Housing Crisis

George Will writes:

Hurling a compliment at Barack Obama in the hope of wounding him, Hillary Clinton‘s campaign has said that his proposals for responding to the economy’s housing-related credit woes put him "to the right of the Bush administration." Her complaint is that the government spending and other market interventions that he proposes are a bit less flamboyant than hers.

Now, getting to the right of an administration that has increased federal spending twice as fast as did her husband’s administration is a snap, and a virtue. But it is John McCain‘s policy minimalism — these things are relative — that merits compliments.

He says "it is not the duty of government to bail out and reward those who act irresponsibly, whether they are big banks or small borrowers." For now, he is with Senate Republicans in opposing the Democrats’ proposal to empower judges to rewrite the terms of some mortgages, an idea that strikes at the sanctity of contracts and hence at the ethic of promise-keeping that is fundamental to social life. He opposes an additional dose of the toxin that has made the credit system sick — he favors strengthening rather than weakening down-payment requirements for loans backed by the Federal Housing Administration. And he has admirably avoided the rhetoric of victimology, such as that used when The Post editorialized that "lenders pushed tens of billions of dollars in potentially high-interest mortgage debt on people ill-equipped to handle it."

Pertinent questions were elided by The Post’s formulation of the problem, a formulation in the spirit of the liberal narrative about "predatory" lenders. How much pushing of lenders was required when they were being pushed by a bipartisan political consensus that, such are the community benefits from homeownership, it should be maximized? What portion of the subprime borrowers currently in distress — 30 percent? 50? 70? — lunged for loans requiring 5 percent or less (if any) down payments and fibbed about their financial assets and capabilities?

With the command-and-control propensity of contemporary liberalism, Clinton predictably advocates a policy that has a record, running from Roman times to the present, that is unblemished by success. It is the policy of price controls: Her proposed five-year freeze on interest rates would be a control on the price of money.

Obama says that McCain’s (again, relatively) noninterventionist response to credit difficulties proves that he favors a "you’re on your own" society. McCain, a center-right candidate seeking to lead a center-right country, should embrace Obama’s accusation as an accolade, saying:

"This is the crux of the difference between the two parties — belief in the competence, responsibility and accountability of individuals. When Obama characterizes my position as ‘little more than watching this crisis happen,’ he again has part of a point. The housing market must find its bottom, and no good can come from delaying the day that it does."

The market, which bewilders and annoys liberals by correcting excesses without the supervision of liberals, is doing that as housing prices fall far enough to stimulate demand. Witness this recent Financial Times headline:

"Property sales pick up as prices plummet."

The story began: "Sales of previously owned homes in the U.S. rose for the first time in seven months in February, while sale prices fell by their most in at least 40 years." By golly, the Gershwins were right: The age of miracles hasn’t passed.

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‘Consider The Ordeal Of The Moral Leader’

Reading "Moses as Political Leader" today, I was struck by these paragraphs on page 11 and their message for my life:

Consider the ordeal of the moral leader. People of conscience (for example, Moses at the burning bush) often wonder why they have to be so burdened; conscience restricts their freedom, denies them pleasure, and troubles them without respite. God is Moses’ conscience (indeed, the product of his conscience, if you like), and Moses explicitly wishes the divine finger would point to someone else. But since God refuses to choose another, Moses finds himself obliged to lead his people. Conscience will not let him quit.

Moses’ problems come from his people’s rejection of his moral injunctions; how can a moral leader guide a people who do not share his precepts? How can Moses make his conscience the conscience of the entire population? Since God has not delegated His power to Moses, poor Moses has only his wits and his personality to help him. From time to time, God intervenes directly to lend a hand, but for the most part Moses is on his own. What is more, Moses is obliged to act morally; his adversaries are not. To say the least, he has a hard job.

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