Tag Archives: Passover

Once Again, The LA Times Schedules Its Book Festival For Passover

Once again, observant Jews won’t be able to attend. As Michael Sonnenschein remarked a few years ago, "Jews don’t read books anyway." Festival website. I’m not bitter. I’ve got guns and religion.

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Passover At The Biltmore In Arizona

* Sushi bar all day and night * A candy selection about 5 X the size of Munchies * Hot dog / hamburger bar all day and night * 1200 guests * They will serve over 40,000 meals over Pesach

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I’m Live On My Cam!

Click here to join the fun! Kevin Roderick reports: Regarding this afternoon’s item on a shortage of matzoh for Passover, mileages vary: "I noticed the shortage too! I live in a very Jewish neighborhood…..near Pico/Robertson…closer to Pico/Fairfax. At my "ghetto" … Continue reading

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My Crucifixion & Resurrection

Tearing down the temple. Throwing out the money changers. Flipping off the beit din! Justification by faith! Sanctification! The Heavenly Sanctuary! Judging the saints! Look at my erection!  I can’t be more specific. I know you want the goss, but … Continue reading

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My New Beginning

This will be my first porn-free Passover in six years, and only my second porn-free Passover since 1995. I was so far behind with my research in 1996, I was watching hardcore on holy days. For professional reasons purely. I … Continue reading

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I’m Cleaning For Passover Live On My Cam!

Click here to join the discussion. DesmondFord:  Howdy! Today, I watch in cold silence. This is my only statement. yourheartsdesire:  what is he doing doesnt he realisehe as people watching yourheartsdesire:  if he goes to that bloody fridge or bathroom … Continue reading

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Satan Has Me By The Balls

And I like it. That’s the problem. I like it. I should be cleaning for Passover but the Evil One has me in his grip and it feels good! It makes me tingle all over. I want to sing and … Continue reading

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Thursday Will Rock On My Cam With Live Preparation For Passover

A day of cleaning will climax at 8 pm PST with Bedikat Hametz. Holding just one lighted candle, I will go from room to room live on my cam with a feather and a large spoon, scooping up the last … Continue reading

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The Mystery Method For Snagging Passover Invites

For the past few weeks, I’ve been going to the mikveh every morning and putting on tefillin and praying that HaShem send me an invite to the first seder. It has not worked. I no longer believe in the power … Continue reading

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Bee Swarm Closes Down Leo Baeck Religious School

It’s a Reform temple on Sepulveda, near the Getty museum. A swam of hundreds of bees closed the place one afternoon this week (Thursday?). I hear there’s a severe shortage of kosher-for-Passover margarine in Chicago and customers are limited to … Continue reading

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