Monthly Archives: September 2009

Sex As A Political Perk

Posted on September 11, 2009 by Luke Ford

Earlier this week, Republican state Assemblyman Michael Duvall resigned after being caught on tape boasting about a sexual affair with a hot blonde lobbyist. He seems to have been snagged by eye-patch underwear. How much is the body politic being … Continue reading →

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President Obama Needs A Morality Czar

Posted on September 10, 2009 by Luke Ford

When I think of the awful wickedness affecting the body politic, I realize that I must accept the president’s call to service: Joe emails: Hey, luke, you don’t read ancient hebrew script? You have the photo reversed!

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Playboy Model Hasn’t Told Her Dad Yet

Posted on September 10, 2009 by Luke Ford

Reality TV star Heidi Pratt is in the September issue of Playboy. But she’s not nude. She’s wearing a bikini or lingerie. She says she will pose naked for the magazine after she gets more plastic surgery. US Weekly says: … Continue reading →

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Relationship Advice

Posted on September 10, 2009 by Luke Ford

I asked an online acquaintance (married to a smart and accomplished poet) of mine: What have been the best things you’ve done for your relationship? He replied: It’s a mystery to me, honestly… I don’t have advice.  I feel like … Continue reading →

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Are Official Lubavitchers Messianic?

Posted on September 10, 2009 by Luke Ford

Dorron emails: "Are these people "official" Lubavitchers, or Yechis who have been (at least on paper) disowned by "official" Lubavitch?" Yisroel emails: Yes, Dorron, these people are all longtime, veteran "official" Lubavitchers. Both of the rabbis I wrote about, and … Continue reading →

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