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Daily Archives: September 17, 2009
Thanks For Lunch!
I email a friend: "Thank you for lunch! It was delicious, as was your conversation… You look amazing for a woman of your age." She responds: "Nice neg." I respond: "I didn’t know you knew about negs…" She resonds: "I’m … Continue reading
Jay Sanderson Named New Los Angeles Jewish Federation President
And who among us can honestly say he is immune to the excitement? I got this breaking news bulletin from the Jewish Journal via email. Surely this is the dawning of the age of Aquarius. Call me naive, but I … Continue reading
Posted in Jewish Federation, Jewish Journal
Tagged federation president, harmony and understanding, Jewish Federation, Jewish Journal, living dreams, mystic crystal, news bulletin, sanderson, true liberation
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What Happens When You Give A Woman A Man’s Job
From RealClearPolitics.com: Speaker Nancy Pelosi: “I have concerns about some of the language that is being used because I saw … I saw this myself in the late ’70s in San Francisco,” Pelosi said, choking up and with tears forming … Continue reading
Posted in Politics
Tagged nancy pelosi, realclearpolitics, rhetoric, speaker nancy pelosi, tears of a clown
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Her Deepest Darkest Fantasy
I have a woman whose deepest darkest fantasy is to see me kiss another woman. What if she wants me to kiss more than one? The prospect of making out with a whole string of beautiful young women fills me … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged black suit, grigori rasputin, lad, unabomber, vows
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Only Five More Days To Nominate Me For Jewish Community Hero
It’s time to shake up the stuffed shirts and to give some overdue recognition to my prodigious servicing of the Jewish people. Vote now. Vote early. Vote often.
Posted in Personal
Tagged community hero, jewish community, overdue recognition, stuffed shirts
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