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Monthly Archives: May 2008
Dignity Is A Jewish Virtue
So I can sleep at night, I like to whip myself on my blog until I’m bleeding. That way I don’t feel so bad about the gashes I deliver to others during the day. I feel that if I’m rougher … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged commitments, demons, dignity, foolishness, God, hammer, hands and feet, jewish tradition, lashon hara, nails, oblivion, oh wretched man, orthodox life, orthodox shul, pulpit, self flagellation, sleep, sleep sleep, thane rosenbaum, virtue
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What’s The Point Of Plays?
Why do people go to plays? What can plays do that movies can’t? Are they like ugly girls in that they try harder? I need to know. There must be something special about plays. Historian Paul Johnson says in his … Continue reading
Posted in Theater
Tagged 18 year old virgins, actors, actress, bad person, broadway productions, elizabeth forsythe hailey, forsythe, heart, hot female, loss of innocence, mediums, mini series, novel, obligation, orthodox synagogue, protagonists, quot, sally field, susan clark, ugly girls, virginity, young actresses
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The Messiah Will Arrive In Beverly Hills Singing ‘I’m All Out Of Love’
From my live cam chat: zappa: These so-called speed bumps are a joke. If anything, they slow you down. KhunDiddy: Luke I saw an anti Israel demonstration in Montreal. There were Jews demonstrating…shocking..Turn Coat Hebs..Who are those Yiddisha boys who … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged contrasts, dark days, frequent visitor, fur hat, hat boxes, hebs, heinkel, interview tomorrow, italy france, jewish state, khun, live cam chat, love quot, luftwaffe, messiah, night job, north africa, queen mother, slip roads, speed bumps, war effort, zappa
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The Lord’s Prayer For Women
zappa: My vibro,which brings me heaven. Rabbit be thy name. Til kingdom come, thy makest me c#m, on earth with eyes on heaven. Give me this day my daily thrill, and forgive me my screams, as i forgive flat batteries. … Continue reading
Posted in Sex
Tagged coffee maker, earth, Emma, flat batteries, frustration, hair dryer, heaven, insanity, intercom, jet plane, khun, kingdom come, lunch time, memo field, nbsp, no men, oy, Prayer, prophecy, punctuation, rabbi, rabbit, screams, suree, temptations, vibro
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