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Monthly Archives: May 2008
I Feel Dirty
Somebody used to come into my chatroom with the name "Disco Duck." This person would always ask me to dance. So, thinking DiscoDuck had to be a sheila, I’d do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight. … Continue reading
On Being Controversial
Rabbi Alan Yuter writes: Religious Jews speak about Jewish education, Torah commitment and the commandments. The culture of religious Jews and the culture commanded by the sacred library of Judaism are often very different. While Jewish education gives lip service … Continue reading
Posted in Orthodoxy, Torah
Tagged baltimore county, consternation, elites, holy man, jewish education, jewish religious life, Judaism, kotler, Lakewood, lip service, Ner Israel, orthodox world, penumbra, rabbi joseph, rabbi yosef, rebbe, rsquo, stigma, Torah, Yeshiva
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I Hate To Say Goodbye
When I get an urge to leave the group, I usually just leave without saying goodbye. I’m often the first to get to shul and the first to leave. I don’t like waiting around to talk to people because that … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged exchange pleasantries, heart, personal insult, substantive interaction, urge
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Bake A Cake
"When’s your next appointment?" she asked. "Tomorrow afternoon," I said. "Do you want to bring him something?" "No." "I want to bake him a kosher bunt cake." "No. Nothing you can make is kosher." "You could oversee it." "No." "You … Continue reading
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Tagged appointment, bake a cake, bunt cake, egg, Kashrut, Modern Orthodox, mullah, orthodox muslim, polite society, Predators, quot quot, smart man, tomorrow afternoon, torture
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‘Countersinning: How to Practice Jew-Jitsu on the Devil’
A young man came into my chat room seeking moral leadership. He lives in West Virginia with his friend and his wife. The Mrs. has been coming on to him. What should he do? In the short term, he should … Continue reading
Posted in Sex
Tagged 10 commandments, amp, apartment, aptment, best friend, best friends, chat room, craig, desires, friends wife, hubby, moral leadership, nbsp, park bench, point pleasant west virginia, solace, temptation, undies, young man
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