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Monthly Archives: April 2008
Dr. Mark Goldenberg – The One Short Guy Who Doesn’t Have A Chip On His Shoulder
Dr. Goldenberg is at the top of his profession (pediatric dentist) and he’s a pillar of L.A.’s Orthodox community. He’s the only short guy I know who’s comfortable in his own skin and he’s about the funniest guy I know. … Continue reading
Posted in Pico/Robertson
Tagged attitude, dr mark, orthodox community, own skin, pediatric dentist, pillar, profession, rabbi, steve hirsch
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The Perfect Dinner Party
A shiksa friend of mine hosted the perfect dinner party the other night in her Van Nuys garden. The guests were highly accomplished, athletic, educated, never-married Jewesses in their 40s. They brought their own allergy-free food in tightly wrapped ecologically … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged 40s, allergy, classy clothing, dinner party, ford, gloves, jewish singles, luke ford, mixer, pornographer, quot quot, tupperware, upstairs, van nuys
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Naughty Barbecue
SILVERLAKE: So we all lay down on the table — between the fried chicken and the potato salad and the chocolate cake — to get served by Sandra, who’d biked in from Van Nuys. She had that ancient Oriental massage … Continue reading
Posted in Personal, Satire
Tagged assembly line, chocolate cake, fake moustache, festering swamp, fikes, fried chicken, good woman, hearty laughter, jew, megs, old girl, older lady, oriental massage, performance anxiety, potato salad, quot quot, shamrock shake, sweet smile, therm, van nuys
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Orthodox Jews In Strip Clubs
A friend challenges me: You should go to a few strip clubs and see how many frum married men you recognize. They say havdala (ceremony marking the end of the Sabbath and recognizing the separation of the holy and profane, … Continue reading
Posted in Sex
Tagged cootch, distinctions, gentiles, hook ups, jewish men, la cienega, married men, orthodox jews, Sabbath, shabbos, spice, strip club, strip clubs, ups
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Do Gentiles Possess Holiness?
The more religious you go in Jewish life, the more likely you are to encounter beliefs that Gentiles have little value. There’s a good discussion on Failed Messiah: RabbidW posts: "Jews do not plan on killing nonJews. Jews speak of … Continue reading
Posted in FailedMessiah
Tagged altruism, divine soul, downfall, enigmatic smile, faithful god, gentiles, heaven, holiness, interrogation, jew, jewish life, Jews, kuzari, leibowitz, messiah, orthodox communities, outreach worker, prayers, principle, rebbe, religions, sacri, Yeshiva, yeshivas
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