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Like Keith Richards
Khunrum emails: I’m listening to Keith’s Richard’s autobiography on CDs whilst I walk away the miles at 24 Hour Fitness. He reminisces about hearing Muddy Waters on record and a few years later the thrill of playing with him. I … Continue reading
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Luke Ford Torah Study Doll Hits 10,000 Units Sold!
Shomerica, America’s number one company for products for the Orthodx Jewish Shomer community is pleased to announce it has shipped 10,000 units of its Luke Ford Torah Study Companion Doll. “Our demographic research showed that many Shomer Jews sought Torah … Continue reading
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Tagged fine black suit, luke doll, luke ford, study companion, torah scholars, torah study
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Luke Ford: Unlicensed Sex Addiction Specialist
Concerned writes: Luke, we’ve been reading how Charlie Sheen is undergoing rehab at home for drug/alcohol addiction, but what about his other vice? **** stars. Maybe you could offer Mr. Sheen insight on how you kicked the **** **** habit? … Continue reading
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Tagged alcohol addiction, charlie sheen, correct posture, luke ford, mr sheen, rabbs
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