Luke Again Named “The Los Angeles Orthodox Community’s Most Eligible Bachelor”

AP Wire – For the second consecutive year lukeford.net has named its own webmaster, Luke Ford, as “The Los Angeles Orthodox Community’s Most Eligible Bachelor”.

News of the award reached Ford as he finished his pm shift at the Starbucks on La Cienega. “I am truly humbled by this great honor. I praise the selection committee’s wisdom and bravery in granting me this title, not once, but twice,” said a tearful Ford.

Luke Ford’s previous awards include Hustler Magazine’s Asshole of the Month for December 1999 and aljazeera.net’s Most Blasphemous Book of 2005.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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