The Hooker Who Brought Down The Governor

From the New York Times:

Woman at the Center of Governor’s Downfall

Ashley Alexandra Dupre, 22, the prostitute known as Kristen in court papers, said in an interview, “I just don’t want to be thought of as a monster.”

She left a broken home on the Jersey Shore at 17 and came to New York City to work the nightclubs as a rhythm and blues singer. Now, at 22, she is the unwitting, and as yet unseen, star of the seamy drama that is the downfall of Gov. Eliot Spitzer of New York.

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Kristen, the high-priced prostitute described in a federal affidavit as having a Feb. 13 rendezvous with Mr. Spitzer at the Mayflower Hotel in Washington,has spent the last few days in her ninth-floor rental in an upscale apartment building in the Flatiron district. On Monday, she made a brief appearance in federal court as a witness in the case against four people charged with operating the prostitution ring, Emperor’s Club V.I.P. In a series of telephone interviews on Tuesday night, she said she had slept very little over the past week due to the stress from the case.

“I just don’t want to be thought of as a monster,” the woman said as she told the tiniest tidbits of her story. Born Ashley Youmans but now known as Ashley Alexandra Dupre, she spoke softly and with good humor as she added with significant understatement: “This has been a very difficult time. It is complicated.”

She has not been charged. The lawyer appointed to represent her, Don D. Buchwald, told a magistrate judge in court on Monday that she had been subpoenaed to testify in a grand jury investigation. Asked to swear that she had accurately filled out and signed a court financial affidavit, she responded affirmatively.

A person with knowledge of the Emperor’s Club operation confirmed that the woman interviewed by The New York Times was the woman identified as Kristen in the affidavit. Mr. Buchwald confirmed various details of Ms. Dupre’s background but would not discuss the contents of the affidavit.

From Ashley Alexandra Dupre’s MySpace blog:

 

positive energy will attract positive energy: Law of Attraction
Current mood: determined

Hello Everyone!! how are you?? This Blog i am going to just talk about my feelings on relationships…from a boyfriend/girlfriend, to closest friends, to family and business relationships…they are all the same to me…

The past few months have been a roller coaster with so called friends, lovers, and family…but its something you have to deal with and confront in order to move on…

I stepped away from each situation that happened and asked myself…

1) What is this person doing to make my life better? (financial, intel, drive, networking etc.)

2) How does this person make me feel? (happy, sad, motivated, depressed, constantly doubting, drama, etc.)

3) How is this person a positive influence in my life? (do they share the same interests, same dreams, does that person make me better when i am with them, or when they are in my life…i would be the same person if they werent in my life, but its just better with them in it…is my best interest always number one in their head AND heart, etc.)

from all this, i mean…

*Does that person make you feel good?

*Does that person drive you to be better?

*Is that person right there behind you when things arent that good, or even if they are??

*Will that person be an asset to your life…(will that person have value): doesn’t have to be financial, i am talking respect, courage, and umm RESPECT.

If you are in a relationship, and it is "doing absolutly nothing" for you, makes you feel bad about yourself or situations, just causing unessesary drama, and ruining things that you may actually care about…why would you want that in your life?? you need to surround yourself with the people that make you feel good, and that will help you get to that next step in your life. that is what a relationship is all about…growing and moving forward.

Surround yourself around people that are making moves, and doing what "they want and love" with their lives, positive energy…thats what life is all about…living. Because if you dont, misery loves company, they will only try to bring you down with them…but the question is, are you strong enough, to not let that happen?

Its hard to see if you let it get to that point…

…and then from all those answers you have to decide if that person is worthy of being a part of "your" life….because it is your life, your show…you decide who you want the characters to be…not the other way around. Every person is different, every person has their voice…can you recognize your voice, listen to it, and stick up for it??

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I’m Live On My Cam And I’m Taking Requests On Songs You Want Me To Sing

Click here to visit my cam and chat room.

I asked a friend about her plans for the day. She replied and then emailed this: " I think I’m gonna just blow everything off and get on my cam so I can spend the rest of my day interacting with the non three-dimentional world as I revel in their profound insights into my character and eating habits. Oops…sorry, that would be you!"

People get jealous about my close interactions with my followers.

Client9:  Luke has anyone called you for a comment on this Spizer thing? You being an (allegedly) Moral Jew with a Porno background?
RussianDragon:  do you sleep on the couch these days
Client9:  the couch? only when my wife gets pissed at me which she does occasionaly
Client9:  Luke that’s the third day for that TEE shirt…when was the last time it saw soap and water?
RussianDragon:  spending so much dosh on hookers and not on her
Client9:  if I did it would be ten bucks not $5,500

RussianDragon:  he has no girl and there is no smellyvision so …
Client9:  bet he slept in it too
RussianDragon:  jesus
Client9:  can’t stay here too long today…wifey is lurking about and wants me to do taxes
Client9:  I told her I only spend 10 minutes or so on Luke and she said "that’s too much" ahaaaa
RussianDragon:  hide your creditcard 🙂
RussianDragon:  yes that is much too much
RussianDragon:  maybe we’ll start wearing t shirts for days
RussianDragon:  are you working on a new topic for your blog?
RussianDragon:  mm you’re not in our answering mode today are you?
YourMoralLeader:  doing busines stuff
RussianDragon:  yes i can see that
YourMoralLeader:  i bought a new & better cam
RussianDragon:  you are VERY busy

oceansend:  So what do you mean by Moral leader ?
YourMoralLeader:  dunno
oceansend:  Do you deal with morals.
oceansend:  the torah is another name for the bible ?
YourMoralLeader:  yes
YourMoralLeader:  on my blog
oceansend:  Then your talking about living for god and doing what god says that good for you.and the way to live
oceansend:  I aggree,its the only way to live life.the holy bible has so much Wisdom.just ask king david.
oceansend:  if you read the bible,and learn.then put it to use in your life,word for word,then the word becomes life.
oceansend:  it like buying a car,you get a book to show you how to make it run good,it the same way with the bible for us.
oceansend:  So we can run good.lol
oceansend:  Well, what do you think ????
oceansend:  Are you there ????
YourMoralLeader:  yeah, i’m blogging
oceansend:  Blogging ??? whats that ???
oceansend:  well,it was nice chatting anyhow. You must be doing alot of blogging.just wanted to see what was up.God bless,and keep the fate.
oceansend:  I went to your home page.your a very busy man.sorry.not much time to chat with all that going on.
oceansend:  if i want to know your views about things,i will go there.It pretty much says it all
oceansend:  just recall.it all done for LOVE.the greatest thing of all
clutchkit:  greetings from south africa
YourMoralLeader:  welcome
YourMoralLeader:  how you doing in SA?
YourMoralLeader:  been raped lately?
clutchkit:  ok, going through a heat wave and yes raped about 2 days ago
clutchkit:  female lion.. with bad breath
YourMoralLeader:  feelin’ better now, dear?
clutchkit:  yep listermint did the trick
YourMoralLeader:  does the black man respect you like he used to?
clutchkit:  nah, new middle class emerging, they have ipods!!
User guest112 changed their name to UseAglassYouCaveman.

ChutzLaHood:  why the beard? Is it the inner Rabbinic urge finding expression in a beard?
ChutzLaHood:  Is it that Pharasaical sensibility being expressed?
ChutzLaHood:  Does the beard lead to a spirit-filled life?
guest179:  he f**ked his best freinds wife, best friend was JEWISH btw, married to a whore shiksa
guest178:  what happened to those people who were with Eliot and knew about his s**t?
guest178:  are they going to be in trouble too for hiding crime?
guest179:  depends on whether the state dept enforces the laws against them
guest178:  since he is ignoring me and my problem, I will leave then
guest178:  I will choose a different leader
guest178:  byeeeeeee
RussianDragon:  he ignores people most of the time
RussianDragon:  he wants to emulate god
guest178:  then he shouldn’t call himself a leader
RussianDragon:  God gives s**t about people

guest178:  Leader? what is your job?
User guest186 left the room.
RussianDragon:  he sometimes answers if he’s in a good mood
guest184:  there’s a reason he’s not married
RussianDragon:  but usually not really to your question
guest178:  Maybe his escort Service is late today
RussianDragon:  like "hi luke where did you go today"
RussianDragon:  he woul say
RussianDragon:  yo
guest184:  he was once someone girls thought was handsome, but since then, he’s lost it all
RussianDragon:  welcome
YourMoralLeader:  havent left the hovel today
guest178:  this sound is killing me, byeeeeeee
RussianDragon:  when he was shaven
RussianDragon:  en talked about porn i guess
guest184:  he waited too long I think
User guest187 entered the room.
palestine4ever:  So the Jew brought down the Guv
palestine4ever:  color me surprised
guest184:  and got way too picky
RussianDragon:  now he jabbels on about Torah this and Torah that
User guest187 left the room.
palestine4ever:  yikes
guest184:  well, he’s not breaking too many interesting stories right now
palestine4ever:  I hear nothing but feedback and white noise Mr. Lucas
palestine4ever:  Is he reciting some secret torah into his Janet Jackson micropone?
guest184:  I don’t think he cares palestinker
YourMoralLeader:  i care
palestine4ever:  thank you for your attention, "guest184"
RussianDragon:  no you don’t
RussianDragon:  =p
palestine4ever:  Dragon, my man
guest184:  agreed with dragon
YourMoralLeader:  welcome smiling arab
RussianDragon:  :p
YourMoralLeader:  i’m making commercials for a client
palestine4ever:  sup Lukie
YourMoralLeader:  sorry if bit distracted
palestine4ever:  oh okay
YourMoralLeader:  SEO baby
palestine4ever:  feel free to carry on
RussianDragon:  wow a client
RussianDragon:  would that be client 9
palestine4ever:  don’t undervalue your time mon frere
palestine4ever:  and, y’know, that gives you some smaller number if he wants to hire you on a regular contract basis
RussianDragon:  i hear something now
palestine4ever:  oh my goodness
RussianDragon:  but it’s the devil sound
User ChutzLaHood entered the room.
palestine4ever:  UNHAND LUKE OH SATANIC BEING
RussianDragon:  slurred speech
YourMoralLeader:  welcome!
RussianDragon:  of his nastyness himself
palestine4ever:  Sup Chutz
RussianDragon:  it’s slurred Luke
ChutzLaHood:  thanks.
ChutzLaHood:  How are you?
RussianDragon:  ah thats better
palestine4ever:  better inded
RussianDragon:  you can always try
palestine4ever:  indeed
ChutzLaHood:  I want to be your blind follower who follow in public and doesn’t in private.
RussianDragon:  oh strange tongue again
User guest190 entered the room.
RussianDragon:  i think it’s beelzebub
palestine4ever:  I believe this chatroom can become the Gideons Bible of our generation
palestine4ever:  it’s just there, always, waiting for the wayward husband about to bang his secretary
ChutzLaHood:  So, what is the inspiration for your beard?
User guest190 left the room.
RussianDragon:  he said f**k
RussianDragon:  wow
palestine4ever:  I heard it
palestine4ever:  It was said.
RussianDragon:  that’s not leaderliek
User ChutzLaHood left the room.
RussianDragon:  like
palestine4ever:  I feel like one of Jimmy Swaggert’s fans
RussianDragon:  do you actually understand what you are saying luke?
User guest191 entered the room.
RussianDragon:  oh the devil is back
palestine4ever:  this is surreal
RussianDragon:  yes
RussianDragon:  I’m seeing and hearing Lucie in the Sky with Diamonds
palestine4ever:  I’m hearing a Black Sabbath album played backwards
RussianDragon:  picture yourself in a boat on the river
YourMoralLeader:  how did you like that folks?
RussianDragon:  it’s a secret message
palestine4ever:  sometimes the audio slows down and it sounds incredibly creepy
palestine4ever:  like demonic
RussianDragon:  i think he really IS the devil
palestine4ever:  SEO talk + devil voice = :-O
RussianDragon:  currupting our minds
RussianDragon:  you can wear your beard lower
palestine4ever:  but the saracen and eastern orthodox have them too

guest208:  I for one will not follow him
SHIT:  YOU LOOK LIKE s**t BOOOOOO
User SHIT left the room.
guest208:  He appears stressed
ASSMAN:  HE FREAKING OUT…MAN
guest207:  so do i
RussianDragon:  groundcontrol to major luke
guest201:  gizmo raid
User ChutzLaHood left the room.
guest208:  he does not add value
User watchingyoublog left the room.
RussianDragon:  shame yes
User MORRALLYSTUPID entered the room.
guest209:  WHAT IS A SIN?
MORRALLYSTUPID:  GIZMO RAID
ASSMAN:  BE NICE TO HAVE BACKGROUND MUSIC
RussianDragon:  singing in his case
guest209:  then why exsist?
MORRALLYSTUPID:  WHER ARE YOU GOING TO
palestine4ever:  that’s the Adventist talkin’ there
guest208:  he has no presence
RussianDragon:  father forgive me
guest209:  why exist?
User yorkie entered the room.
guest208:  is he australian?
MORRALLYSTUPID:  FOOTBALL AND PRAYER
ASSMAN:  THIS GUY MUST BE IN A CULT
guest201:  YOU ARE RAIDED
guest208:  he is too dumb
User yorkie changed their name to Asswipe.
RussianDragon:  yup
guest208:  what a loser
User SHIT entered the room.
ASSMAN:  HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL
User Asswipe left the room.
MORRALLYSTUPID:  ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING
guest208:  his diet is poor
RussianDragon:  you thought about that rabbi didn’t you
guest209:  is hungry
guest208:  oi vey
guest209:  spliting
User guest209 left the room.
SHIT:  POOOOOOOOOOO
User guest218 entered the room.
guest208:  he should eat some gefilta fish
palestine4ever:  luke, why are you a vegan?
guest208:  nocheim!
RussianDragon:  yes
guest207:  is this a budda room
RussianDragon:  david bwoie
RussianDragon:  bowie
guest208:  he is not jewish
SHIT:  BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RussianDragon:  i play some pun games
palestine4ever:  Luke: 7 times as many viewers as "Catholic Priest Online"
guest208:  lol
RussianDragon:  based on music
guest208:  his dress sense is poor
ASSMAN:  you gonna eat the whole container of cottage cheese?
SHIT:  LOL
SHIT:  LOL
SHIT:  LOL
guest208:  it is not really cheese
SHIT:  LOL
SHIT:  LOLOL.OLOLOLOLOLOL
RussianDragon:  it’s jewish milk
RussianDragon:  he put in the fridge
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOLLOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOLLOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOLLOLLOLLOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOLLOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOL
guest208:  f this I am off
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOL
User williewonka entered the room.
User williewonka changed their name to winkie.
User guest208 left the room.
User Asswipe entered the room.
User harry entered the room.
RussianDragon:  take your happy pills
User harry changed their name to buckshott.
guest201:  OK THIS IS DUMB LETS END THIS RAID
RussianDragon:  lolz
User buckshott left the room.
ASSMAN:  DO YOU WORK FOR A LIVING?
palestine4ever:  luke is unraidable
User winkie left the room.
MORRALLYSTUPID:  RAID OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User guest219 entered the room.
palestine4ever:  sweeteva is easy
Asswipe:  okk raid is over later to this wackjob
User guest201 left the room.
User guest217 changed their name to DaleUK.
User ASSMAN left the room.
User Asswipe left the room.
User MORRALLYSTUPID left the room.
SHIT:  POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RussianDragon:  lol
User DaleUK left the room.
SHIT:  LOLOLOL
User guest213 left the room.
User guest207 left the room.
User guest220 entered the room.
YourMoralLeader:  Thank you!
User guest218 changed their name to majortom.
majortom:  no
RussianDragon:  luke has left the building
RussianDragon:  he’s dead
RussianDragon:  major tom

Here are my latest music videos Losing My Religion and It’s a Sin.

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The Brits Would Elect Obama

Irwin M. Stelzer writes for the Weekly Standard:

IT’S BEEN INTERESTING to follow the American elections from here in London, where it is the number one topic of conversation at dinner parties, at think tank meetings, and in taxicabs. No surprise, perhaps, in a town that is always obsessing about American policy, whether it is anger at U.S. steel tariffs, worry about whether the slow-down in the American economy will find its way across the ocean, or interest in the conquest of Hollywood by the celebrity team of Posh and Becks–the former Spice Girl and her footballer husband, to those of you who do not pick up your magazines at the supermarket checkout counter.

So great is the demand for more and more news about the doings of Barack, Hillary and, to a lesser extent, John McCain, that many of my British friends have switched from the more meager coverage provided by the BBC, most of whose announcers don’t have a clue as to what is going on, to Fox News, now available courtesy of its sister organization, the satellite Broadcaster BSkyB. Lo and behold, they say they find the Fox coverage deeper, livelier and less biased than that of BBC–no surprise, given the dull and left-leaning nature of the BBC, which was confidently predicting Al Gore’s victory in 2000 almost up to the moment George W. Bush took the oath of office.

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David Mamet: Why I Am No Longer a ‘Brain-Dead Liberal’

He writes in the Village Voice:

The play, while being a laugh a minute, is, when it’s at home, a disputation between reason and faith, or perhaps between the conservative (or tragic) view and the liberal (or perfectionist) view. The conservative president in the piece holds that people are each out to make a living, and the best way for government to facilitate that is to stay out of the way, as the inevitable abuses and failures of this system (free-market economics) are less than those of government intervention.

I took the liberal view for many decades, but I believe I have changed my mind.

As a child of the ’60s, I accepted as an article of faith that government is corrupt, that business is exploitative, and that people are generally good at heart.

These cherished precepts had, over the years, become ingrained as increasingly impracticable prejudices. Why do I say impracticable? Because although I still held these beliefs, I no longer applied them in my life. How do I know? My wife informed me. We were riding along and listening to NPR. I felt my facial muscles tightening, and the words beginning to form in my mind: Shut the fuck up. "?" she prompted. And her terse, elegant summation, as always, awakened me to a deeper truth: I had been listening to NPR and reading various organs of national opinion for years, wonder and rage contending for pride of place. Further: I found I had been—rather charmingly, I thought—referring to myself for years as "a brain-dead liberal," and to NPR as "National Palestinian Radio."

This is, to me, the synthesis of this worldview with which I now found myself disenchanted: that everything is always wrong.

But in my life, a brief review revealed, everything was not always wrong, and neither was nor is always wrong in the community in which I live, or in my country. Further, it was not always wrong in previous communities in which I lived, and among the various and mobile classes of which I was at various times a part.

And, I wondered, how could I have spent decades thinking that I thought everything was always wrong at the same time that I thought I thought that people were basically good at heart? Which was it? I began to question what I actually thought and found that I do not think that people are basically good at heart; indeed, that view of human nature has both prompted and informed my writing for the last 40 years. I think that people, in circumstances of stress, can behave like swine, and that this, indeed, is not only a fit subject, but the only subject, of drama.

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Israeli at center of Spitzer scandal

From JTA:

The alleged procurer in the prostitution scandal surrounding New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer has an Israeli passport.

A federal magistrate in New York ordered Mark "Michael" Brener held without bail after his arrest March 6 related to allegations that he headed the Emperors VIP Club, described by police as a high-priced prostitution ring.

The Associated Press reported that $600,000 in cash and an Israeli passport were elements in denying bail to Brener, 62. Brener’s lawyer said he has been a U.S. citizen for 20 years.

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Dennis Prager: Why Are So Many Women Depressed? Part I

Dennis Prager writes:

It is widely reported that women suffer depression at twice the rate of men. Apparently, more women are clinically depressed than ever before.

On the assumption that these assessments are true, the question anyone interested in the subject — which means anyone who cares about any woman — is, why?

As one who regularly talks to women, and about men and women, on my radio show and who has informally counseled women of all ages, I would like to offer some explanations that may run counter to currently acceptable ones, but which should shed light on the subject.

Assuming that any new phenomenon — in this case, much higher rates of depression among women — suggests a new cause, the major new cause can only be the consequences of feminism.

This does not mean that feminism has achieved nothing good. Of course it has. A movement for equality between the sexes, an attempt to remove all sex-based obstacles to a woman’s right to do whatever she wishes with her life, must do some good.

But how much good feminism has achieved is unrelated to the question of whether it is a, or even the, primary contributor to the rise in depression among so many women. One can view feminism as the greatest social achievement since the emancipation of slaves and still regard it as the major reason many women are depressed.

So, enumerating the reasons feminism has caused many women’s depression is not necessarily an indictment of feminism. Many good social developments come with personal prices.

We begin our list with the expectations feminism raised in a generation of women.

As I wrote in my book on happiness ("Happiness Is a Serious Problem," HarperCollins), much unhappiness comes from having expectations. When our expectations are not fulfilled — and most are not — we can become unhappy and even bitter. And when our expectations are fulfilled, we are no happier because fulfilled expectations undermine gratitude (we are not grateful when we get what assume we will get) and gratitude is indispensable to happiness. continued…

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Losing My Religion

I’ve made a cool new video to REM’s song "Losing My Religion."

I’m live on my cam in chat. Click here. Journalist Evan Gahr is in my chat room, Curious, Smiling Arab, Chaim Amalek, Khunrum and Governor Spritzer! We’re analyzing the MIssissippi election returns.

YourMoralLeader:  i build a pawn defense
YourMoralLeader:  center of board
RussianDragon:  so you probably prefer closed games
RussianDragon:  queens pawn or kings pawn openings?
RussianDragon:  any new ideas for your hovel cam?
RussianDragon:  cabaret act?
RussianDragon:  burlesk?
RussianDragon:  punch and judy
RussianDragon:  uhm guest shows?
RussianDragon:  a Cheryl Shuman show?
RussianDragon:  shalom 2 all
palestine4ever:  allahu akbar to you too, my good Russian Satan
YourMoralLeader:  praise allah!
RussianDragon:  especially the galls and the guys in the settlements
palestine4ever:  Ethical Montheism ftw!
RussianDragon:  yes i am satan for sure
RussianDragon:  good to see you luke
RussianDragon:  great
RussianDragon:  yes
RussianDragon:  don’t sing
palestine4ever:  hey, a little genocide and suicide bombings doesn’t mean we can’t be friends
RussianDragon:  you’ll lose people :p
RussianDragon:  yeah right
palestine4ever:  what can we do to lose your religion that Kendra didn’t already?
palestine4ever:  😀
palestine4ever:  we need more mouthguard
YourMoralLeader:  check out my new video!
palestine4ever:  just as long as you’re aware that Michael Stipe is trying to pull you off to the other team
RussianDragon:  ok
palestine4ever:  mullet luke for the win!
RussianDragon:  i like you with the bondage mask
palestine4ever:  the smile with the lawsuits rules
palestine4ever:  I love that shot
palestine4ever:  could that be… Holly?
RussianDragon:  actually i like the petshop boys 2
RussianDragon:  holly ratball
RussianDragon:  i like her
RussianDragon:  she’s HOT
palestine4ever:  we <3 holly
RussianDragon:  yes we are HUGE fans
palestine4ever:  sure she makes her living in sin but so did that Jesus guy preach to the wicked
RussianDragon:  praise to the gov
palestine4ever:  you’re supposed to get the virgins after you die, guv, not the whores while you live
palestine4ever:  bad guv! bad!
RussianDragon:  he can’t wait
RussianDragon:  gov there are cheaper galls
RussianDragon:  did you know
palestine4ever:  do not forsake the orgies in heaven for the tawdry sluts on earth
GovSpritzel:  Luke which Jewess are you chatting with?
YourMoralLeader:  evan gahr
RussianDragon:  cherry
RussianDragon:  :p
palestine4ever:  that’s not a Jewess
GovSpritzel:  Do you think he’s swallowed a couple of Lavitra yet
palestine4ever:  I feel cheated
Curious:  For real or is it a shiksa?
YourMoralLeader:  I feel love
GovSpritzel:  a Shiksa G-D Forbid
Curious:  again the still frame?  why?
palestine4ever:  hehe
GovSpritzel:  Love or Lust
User guest55 left the room.
palestine4ever:  "G-D"
palestine4ever:  he knows his name you know
RussianDragon:  yes we are VERY cool
Curious:  luke looks like e beatnik
palestine4ever:  that’s why we’re all like "Allah up in this yo"
GovSpritzel:  G-D never take the Lord’s name in vain Goddamnit!
palestine4ever:  POLLS CLOSE IN A MINUTE THIRTY SECONDS IN MUZZSIPPEE
palestine4ever:  How long before CNN calls it?
Curious:  he’s looking very unsavory.  where’s is that nice jewish boy of yesteryear
GovSpritzel:  Who is coming over tonight ?
palestine4ever:  we all get older, Curious
GovSpritzel:  Mary Carey should be out of Rehab by now
palestine4ever:  I think Lucas looks more distinguished with his scraggly beard
Curious:  Yes, who?  And is this a cash transaction?
palestine4ever:  cash’n’carry?
GovSpritzel:  Luke have you phoned Spritzer’s wife for a date yet…she’ll be worth trillions after the settlement
Curious:  Mary Carey needs to go on Celebrity Fit Club.  Lots of calories in all that alcohol.
GovSpritzel:  Kinda cute for an old gal..
palestine4ever:  Mary is a sensitive soul
Curious:  Sensitive and chubby
YourMoralLeader:  I do not look chubby
YourMoralLeader:  I have not been taking my lithium
GovSpritzel:  the beard hides thosr jowls
palestine4ever:  did no one ever think to tell her she doesn’t look remotely like Mariah Carey?
Curious:  No Mary Carey, well, actually, you do look chubby
palestine4ever:  Luke is looking quite wan and strapping

GovSpritzel:  Luke have you taken Lavitra yet…the evening is coming up soon…Jewess’ will be arriving
Curious:  I see moobs (man boobos) on Luke
RussianDragon:  mm he’s having a good day i bet
Curious:  Luke is riding high from Monday’s Levitra
GovSpritzel:  Hey I liked your Video..
palestine4ever:  just as long as he doesn’t start carrying a murse
palestine4ever:  then i gotta step in
GovSpritzel:  and that Roger Jacobs..he went from Skid Row to Green Acres..what a comeback
RussianDragon:  he shouldn’t sing aswell
Curious:  He needs an image consultant for sure
RussianDragon:  yeah great vid luke
palestine4ever:  Rodger Jacobs? Wasn’t he begging for pennies a few months ago?
GovSpritzel:  Luke is that the same T shirt you were wearing yesterday…?
GovSpritzel:  Roger is on the comeback trail…has a new boring site
Curious:  Saving shekles by skipping laundry
GovSpritzel:  but at least he ain’t dead
RussianDragon:  thank god we don’t have smellyvision
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GovSpritzel:  I wonder if the Hovel contains an iron?
palestine4ever:  oh jeez, he retires and has more quasi illnesses than Luke

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High School Offers Homosexual Porn, Parents Complain

(CNSNews.com) – Parents in Deerfield, Ill., are upset that a local high school is using books in advanced English classes this spring that they say are laced with graphic sexual content, pervasive expletives and mockery of religion.

Worse, the books – "Angels in America: A Gay Fantasia on National Themes (Parts 1 & 2)" – are required reading for advanced placement English students at Deerfield High School, but a parents’ group wants them removed.

"Who would have ever thought that we would be handing out pornography in public schools?" asked Lora Sue Hauser, executive director of North Shore Student Advocacy, and a Deerfield parent.

"The fact that this was required is even more astonishing," she told Cybercast News Service.

Hauser cites numerous examples of offensive passages from the text, including the following:

Man: What do you want?
Louis: I want you to f*** me, hurt me, make me bleed.
Man: I want to.
Louis: Yeah?
Man: I want to hurt you.
Louis: F*** me.
Man: Yeah.
Louis: Hard?
Man: Yeah. You been a bad boy?

(They begin to f***.)

(Louis slips his hand down the front of Joe’s pants. They embrace more tightly. Louis pulls his hand out, smells and tastes his fingers, and then holds them for Joe to smell … they kiss again.)

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I’m Live On My Cam! Shining My Light To The Nations From The Intersection Of Judaism & Sexual Sin (Pico/Robertson)!

Live chat, video! Click here to chat live with myself, Rodger Jacobs, Governor Spritzer et al!

ChutzLaHood:  good…..thanks.
ChutzLaHood:  What kind of engineering will you employ to make social change?
YourMoralLeader:  eugenics
ChutzLaHood:  So then the focus is on good genes?
ChutzLaHood:  Or more aptly put in LA, good jeans…………
ChutzLaHood:  Which would make Briteny Spears a good canidate?……..
YourMoralLeader:  i’m doing a lot of research
mrsspitzer:  where is that no account husband of mine…with you?
ChutzLaHood:  I wonder which latino politician will come under her gaze……
mrsspitzer:  did you wrap telefin yet…I’d like to wrap telefin around my husband’s neck
guest1:  haha
guest1:  that’s not a kosher use of tefillin
ChutzLaHood:  At least, Villaraigosa return descency to infidelity. We suffered a great loss under Clinton’s classless acts of infidelity.
YourMoralLeader:  yeah, i just got back from shul, tefillin, and a torah class
mrsspitzer:  I knew he was up to no good when I caught him reading Luke Ford archives from 2001
YourMoralLeader:  oy ve
mrsspitzer:  you’re all set spiritually for the day
mrsspitzer:  even the cough sounds better
mrsspitzer:  eating oats again?
YourMoralLeader:  yes, thanks, saw it weeks ago
YourMoralLeader:  cottage cheese
YourMoralLeader:  I’m feeling good, I’m getting a lot of love
YourMoralLeader:  my lips are sealed
mrsspitzer:  no kiss and tell equals no fun
ChutzLaHood:  As the Pope keeps his women a secret so does our moral leader.
mrsspitzer:  mrs spitzer will be available soon with a hefty cash settlement
ChutzLaHood:  Mrsspitzer, that questions falls outside of the realm of topic one may engage your Moral leader on.
mrsspitzer:  oh! OK so solly
ChutzLaHood:  Would you ask the Pope who his wife is? who his favorite concubine is?
guest1:  who wants to know who the pope is with?  Not a pretty picture, no matter who it is.
YourMoralLeader:  why do women find me so irresistible? my money, hovel?
mrsspitzer:  check this from the Washington Post
ChutzLaHood:  YML was schooled in the same hallowed institutions of religious leadership in Torrance……as the Pope. In a course entitled "What One May Speak of With Moral Seekers," the first rule is not to mention one conquests.
mrsspitzer:   New York governor had been known to "ask you to do things that, like, you might not think were safe."
guest1:  it’s the orange slice in your mouth
mrsspitzer:  Looks like the Gov was a Read Admiral
mrsspitzer:  Rear
ChutzLaHood:  At least, he had an interesting angle on infidelity.
mrsspitzer:  irresiatible…we ain’t going for that unless you shtup with the Hovel Cam on
ChutzLaHood:  He well compensated his lady friends; he helped them with their daily expenses and thus brought relief and solace to women who may never have experienced these things.
mrsspitzer:  OK not "on the job" but I’d like to meet the lady (lady’s) in question then turn the Hovel Cam off
ChutzLaHood:  Luke, have you ever realized that your Hovel may be more alluring the the Playboy mansion?
YourMoralLeader:  🙂
YourMoralLeader:  no
mrsspitzer:  It’s easier to walk around
mrsspitzer:  you can never get lost in The Hovel
ChutzLaHood:  Evern considered changing your name to Luke Heffner?
ChutzLaHood:  For many a blond, the hovel is much more accessible.
ChutzLaHood:  Do you give weekly tours of the hovel?
YourMoralLeader:  only for special ladies

ChutzLaHood:  Does your Hovel also have a reverible aspect to it? If you turn it inside out, does it become a pizzaria?
YourMoralLeader:  it’s blowing up
ChutzLaHood:  How does one describes one’s long term presence in a hovel? Live? Reside? Dwell?
YourMoralLeader:  dwell
ChutzLaHood:  Is the Gematria for hovel and the beis hamikdash the same?
ChutzLaHood:  Will the Moshiach opt out of the Beis Hamikdash and dwell in a hovel?
YourMoralLeader:  or he may already be living there, chutz
ChutzLaHood:  Which Latino politician is next on the list for Salinas?
ChutzLaHood:  I think I may convert to Latino and take office just so I can enjoy the same ride the mayor had.
nicolletista:  luke they are flocking to you as to the baal shem tov for guidance on sptizer
nicolletista:  guidance that only you and your rabbinaical council can give
nicolletista:  they want responsa
nicolletista:  or at least jokes
nicolletista:  you are at the intersection of judaism and sexual sin
nicolletista:  that is, pico and robertson
nicolletista:  it’s nice that eliot spitzer neatly encapsulates your work of the past 15 years
nicolletista:  this lays the groundwork for the public television special celebrating your life

nicolletista:  of course it’s "dwell"
nicolletista:  like the shekinah
YourMoralLeader:  the presence
nicolletista:  well it certainly isn’t dwell magazine
nicolletista:  maybe they could do a special issue on hovels
nicolletista:  modern hovels
YourMoralLeader:  spitzer came up in shul this morning but the rabbi hushed it
ChutzLaHood:  Maybe, you could write a book on interior design of hovels……………???
nicolletista:  well that’s a load of crap
ChutzLaHood:  What is the latest fads in decorating hovels?
nicolletista:  hey man, i’m not buttchering on my porch, so i don’t care if some roabbi counts a patio as a utensil
nicolletista:  i want the straight dope on spitzer
YourMoralLeader:  An interior designer girl asked to come look at my hovel to make suggestions but she was so horrified by it she fled quickly
nicolletista:  i want lashon hara and don’t see why gentiles should have all the fun
YourMoralLeader:  I shouldn’t have pulled out my gun
YourMoralLeader:  some chix like that though
ChutzLaHood:  hovel 1358, "roofed passage, vent for smoke," later "shed for animals" (1435), of unknown origin. Meaning "shed for human habitation; rude or miserable cabin" is from 1625. It also sometimes meant "canopied niche for a statue or image" (1463).
ChutzLaHood:  –noun1.    a small, very humble dwelling house; a wretched hut.2.    any dirty, disorganized dwelling.3.    an open shed, as for sheltering cattle or tools.–verb (used with object)4.    to shelter or lodge as in a hovel.[Origin: 1375–1425; late ME hovell, of uncert.
nicolletista:  oh man luke, turns out living in your hovel is idolatrous
ChutzLaHood:  4.    to shelter or lodge as in a hovel.
User mrsspitzer changed their name to GovSpritzel.
GovSpritzel:  what up?
GovSpritzel:  I thought i was the only one who wasted the day away…
ChutzLaHood:  Luke, you could hovel some lonely, distraught woman and perform a miztvah!
nicolletista:  did it make you feel better yesterday on mad money when cramer said that he’d always be your friend?
YourMoralLeader:  yes!
ChutzLaHood:  Luke, have you ever hovelled before?
GovSpritzel:  That guy is right 50% of the time..I could do better
YourMoralLeader:  yep
ChutzLaHood:  It’s a verb and a noun.
ChutzLaHood:  hovelnounsmall crude shelter used as a dwelling
GovSpritzel:  Cash is NOT trash..remember that
ChutzLaHood:  hovel: noun-small crude shelter used as a dwelling
nicolletista:  thanks eliot
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GovSpritzel:  why am I doing this and NOT my taxes???
ChutzLaHood:  German:     der Schuppen
GovSpritzel:  nicol  how ya..have to met Luke in person yet?
YourMoralLeader:  I got a $347 refund!
GovSpritzel:  Nicol are you really a chick or Charles Manson typing in his cell?
nicolletista:  neither
GovSpritzel:  I’d take 374
YourMoralLeader:  I can tell nicole is allw oman
GovSpritzel:  Nicole is HUH?
GovSpritzel:  what kind of Oman?
nicolletista:  yes luke, it’s that kind of intuition that has provided you with a mansion and a long-term relationship
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ChutzLaHood:  Luke, how is your hovel-based blogging coming? It is making more money?
GovSpritzel:  Luke do you still keep in touch with yor former "long term relationship"? You know who?
YourMoralLeader:  errrrrr
GovSpritzel:  Ms. ———
ChutzLaHood:  I was thinking of some adjectives you could use: hovel-specific, hovel-based, hovel-centric……………
YourMoralLeader:  Chutz, I believe with perfect faith that a livable wage will come.
YourMoralLeader:  which one?
YourMoralLeader:  Gov
GovSpritzel:  you gotta have faith
ChutzLaHood:  I added as the 14th article of faith………….
ChutzLaHood:  Along with perfect faith that the Moshiach will come, I also have perfect faith that you’ll make money.
ChutzLaHood:  We should all add this to our recitation of Rambam’s 13 articles of faith.
YourMoralLeader:  Yes, I do
YourMoralLeader:  stay in touch
ChutzLaHood:  Maybe the collective petition will affect things on high so that down here the blessings will flow……….
GovSpritzel:  Nicol…tell us some juicy dirt on Luke
nicolletista:  The man is an open book
nicolletista:  no dirt necessary
GovSpritzel:  does he spend his Tax refund on Hookers…?
ChutzLaHood:  That is not in the spirit of us hovel-gazer’s belief system.
nicolletista:  i say that he does not
GovSpritzel:  not HookerS..no enough money..maybe ONE HOOKER
ChutzLaHood:  We need a new verb to describe what we are doing……….. 🙂
ChutzLaHood:  how about hovel-gazing?
GovSpritzel:  One Hooker who needs to make rent
ChutzLaHood:  Hovel-viewing?
YourMoralLeader:  I will never buy a hooker, never have
ChutzLaHood:  Why buy when you can get them free?
nicolletista:  amalek does not agree however
GovSpritzel:  I’ve been to the Hovel..what you see now is exactly what it is..it’s not Gov Spritzel’s mansion
ChutzLaHood:  Or for at least a cup of coffee at a local star buck.
ChutzLaHood:  Hovel Gazers of LA…………..
ChutzLaHood:  Nicoletista, you can be our lady president……..so that we can be in the spirit of the times……..?
YourMoralLeader:  Do you want a different angle for the cam?
ChutzLaHood:  Our own version of the zeit gheist………….
GovSpritzel:  Burt I predict someday in the future tour busses will pass The Hovel like they do Clark Gables’ old house. It will be a landmark
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nicolletista:  Luke how long have you lived in the hovel anyway?
YourMoralLeader:  11 years
ChutzLaHood:  Maybe, we could put on Maps to stars’ homes?
ChutzLaHood:  Luke, you’re the only actor to have ever dwelt in that hovel?
YourMoralLeader:  dunno
YourMoralLeader:  Upon you guys, I will build my virtual shul
ChutzLaHood:  It isn’t the hovel that Robert Redford dwelled in?
YourMoralLeader:  Amalek, you are my rock
GovSpritzel:  I just heard on CNN that I’ll be resigning soon…all because my wife didn’t like sex in the back door…
YourMoralLeader:  I will make you fishers of men
ChutzLaHood:  Can I be the fondation stone?
YourMoralLeader:  Sure
GovSpritzel:  Amalek..time for you to run for Governor
nicolletista:  why don’t you call him peter, luke?
ChutzLaHood:  I have had bong-hits this morning…………
nicolletista:  i mean as long as you’re going xian on us
ChutzLaHood:  So, I really feel stoned enough to be a foundation stone.
GovSpritzel:  the New Governor is a Blind Black Guy…i think you can beat him
GovSpritzel:  just think of all those $5,000 hookers before you get busted.
ChutzLaHood:  Is there some kedushah in gum chewing?
YourMoralLeader:  Do you guys like the jaunty way I chew gum or is it unbecoming a moral leader?
GovSpritzel:  I have the sound down
GovSpritzel:  because it doesn’t work anyway
ChutzLaHood:  I think Moral Leader would be chewing on Tabacco.
ChutzLaHood:  Or on chinese herbs!
GovSpritzel:  Luke have you ever considered aking Amalek to move in with you?
GovSpritzel:  Two Jews in search of a future
ChutzLaHood:  Ok……have a good day………I have to go………and commit a horrible sin: an offline life……
GovSpritzel:  offline life? what’s that?
YourMoralLeader:  I bless you
ChutzLaHood:  Actually…….

GovSpritzel:  How about Nek Fred, Amalek and Luke all living in the Hovel on bunk beds..cheap rent for sure
ChutzLaHood:  Life has three divisions: on-hovel time, off-hovel time and hammer time.
nicolletista:  amalek weighs 350…no top bunk for him
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GovSpritzel:  Mississippi…voting today..all those Inbreds goingto the pole
GovSpritzel:  Amalek sleeps on the bottem then
GovSpritzel:  what are you drinking Urine Analysis?
nicolletista:  luke, if you drinkn from bottles on webcam, no woman will ever like you
GovSpritzel:  Oy vey
nicolletista:  this is friendly advice
nicolletista:  seriously
GovSpritzel:  Luke, put that concoction in a Crystal Champaign bottle..that’ll get the chicks running over for a swig
nicolletista:  please….anything…but not that
GovSpritzel:  Luke burps, picks his nose and eats oats from the box too. no ediquette
GovSpritzel:  WOW market up 200 today..probably cuz i’m resigning soon.
GovSpritzel:  how’s the weather where you are today Luke?
GovSpritzel:  cloudy?
GovSpritzel:  sunny?
nicolletista:  ok luke, maybe i;’ll see you later
nicolletista:  good luck governor, probably the last time anyone will ever call you that
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GovSpritzel:  OK I’m outta here…gonna try and do something constructive….of course i won’t but…bye everyone
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MadCow:  omg not on the phone again lol
MadCow:  dunno y this guy streams cus he never bothers to talk to us, he just sits there admiring himself
ChutzLaHood:  Enhovelled……..Hovel cam……….
ChutzLaHood:  We have to have a language that reflects this experience.
ChutzLaHood:  Hovel sighting…………
ChutzLaHood: REM Losing my Religion
YourMoralLeader:  i love that song!
ChutzLaHood:  How about using that as the theme song for the hovel experience?
ChutzLaHood:  We must adorn the hovel with terminology, music themes, etc…………..
YourMoralLeader:  yes
YourMoralLeader:  I must make a music video
ChutzLaHood:  Does your blogging reflect your commonwealth experiences in any way?

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Camera Of Death Vs. Debbie Gibson & The Cinema City Film Festival

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