It Only Takes One Jerk To Ruin A Village

It only takes one jerk to destroy a party or a Torah class. One loudmouth who goes on and on and you’re held hostage to some jerk who just loves to himself speak but imparts nothing. I’ve stopped going to various Torah classes because there would always be one guy, and it is always a man, who feels compelled to interrupt the class to give over his empty teachings. Twenty people at a class can be well behaved and one jerk drones on and on and wrecks it for everybody. I’m sick of it! If you don’t see me at your Torah class anymore, that’s why!

From my live cam Monday night:

smilingarab:  you look surprisingly emo with the beard
smilingarab:  you’re one of the few people that a beard makes look younger
User guest5 entered the room.
smilingarab:  guest5, we are discussing Luke’s facial hair
User guest5 changed their name to OldCarny.
smilingarab:  I personally think he’s pretty close to getting the Howard Hughes look down
smilingarab:  he already wears kleenex boxes for shoes out of poverty
smilingarab:  Luke, if I were to convert to judaism would i have to wear a salt and pepper beard too?
smilingarab:  because i’m not sure trading the 7 wives for a beard is really such a great move
smilingarab:  I mean, I’ve seen jewish women — that can’t possibly be the reason to convert
YourMoralLeader:  yo
smilingarab:  LUKE!
smilingarab:  I finally baited you
YourMoralLeader:  good to hear from you
smilingarab:  how’s the SEO business?
YourMoralLeader:  you need to give me an email address
YourMoralLeader:  i wanted to email you
YourMoralLeader:  it’s OK
smilingarab:  uh oh
YourMoralLeader:  drips and drabs
smilingarab:  that usually means someone’s suing you
YourMoralLeader:  made $10 off adsense today
smilingarab:  there’s a universe of horrible startups getting serious cash right now
smilingarab:  throw some buzzwords like "Luke Ford’s Crowdsourcing Enterprise Solutions" together and you could be rolling in the dough

YourMoralLeader:  I’m glad you’ve stayed in touch
YourMoralLeader:  together we can make a better world
smilingarab:  we cannot!
smilingarab:  the best we can do is record a new version of Ebony and Ivory
OldCarny:  that is almost beyond hope
smilingarab:  nothing is beyond hope, if Jeff Beck and Rod Stewart can record a record, Luke and I can
YourMoralLeader:  air supply forever

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What Did The Pig Say To The Muslim?

Brad A. Greenberg writes:

Peter King is Sports Illustrated’s senior NFL writer, and this week he is on a USO trip with pro football players to visit troops in Afghanistan. He’s keeping a diary at his Inside the NFL blog, and I imagine this joke by Bears defensive tackle Tommie Harris, one of a few ribs that King says bring "levity to serious surroundings," wouldn’t go over well with the ADL.

Harris riddles us for a while, then produces a joke best saved for last.

"What did the pig say to the Muslim?"

Silence.

"Shalom."

Brad adds: "Shortly after my post got linked on Deadspin, SI.com actually removed that portion of King’s blog post, though the cached version can be found in my comments section."

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I’m Starting A ‘Fair Play For Eliot’ Committee

The Learned Elders of Zion are talking discretely in my chatroom with Client #9.

Due to the severe threat this shanda poses to Jews, I’m not allowing goyim into my chatroom today. You have to show your circumsicion on the way in.

ClientNo9:  I got a raw deal
ClientNo9:  Damn b**ch set me up
Brad:  wots up client
ClientNo9:  You’d think that for $5,500/hour, my name would not have entered into this.
ClientNo9:  I’ll bet none of you has ever laid out that kind of dough for a hooker

nicolletista:  yes, eliot–you’re the VICTIM here
nicolletista:  i’m outraged for you
Brad:  was she worth it
nicolletista:  you’re damn right i haven’t
nicolletista:  impressed, though
ClientNo9:  I AM the victim, and so too are the poepole of ny state, if I resign in favor of that ignorant shvartze who I picked to be lt governor
guest25:  good point
guest52:  for 5500 wot she have? golden flaps?
ClientNo9:  Seriously, I can’t even remember this guys name.  Only that he was black
Brad:  good point and well made but ive no idea wot u r talking about
ClientNo9:  She was ok, thinner than Monica, but who isn’t?
ClientNo9:  If and when I leave office, my replacement will be New York Lt Governor David Paterson, who is a crazy shvarzte
Brad:  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ClientNo9:  Oy, this is not good for the Jews
YourMoralLeader:  Pg. 30 of the sealed complaint :   TEMEKA RACHELLE LEWIS, a/k/a "Rachelle," continued that from what she had been told "he" (believed to be a reference to Client-9) "would ask you to do things that, like, you might not think were safe – you know – I mean
ClientNo9:  Also, it is bad for that other shvarze, Obama.  Too many shvartzes in charge of one state is not a good thing
ClientNo9:  What was I supposed to do, answer personal ads on Craigslist?
nicolletista:  this is great stuff
nicolletista:  you would have been better off to do that, yes
Brad:  if only u explained it to me
ClientNo9:  Show me a man who does that, and I will show you a man who is beneath me
User guest56 left the room.
User guest57 entered the room.
nicolletista:  cheaper, and in the end just as private
nicolletista:  for you anyway
ClientNo9:  If I had done this with another man, people would be rushing to my defense.
ClientNo9:  Moral is: no woman is worth $5,500/hour
nicolletista:  you’re quite right–you should call mcgreevey right now
ClientNo9:  Who knew?
User guest57 left the room.
guest54:  TEMEKA RACHELLE LEWIS, a/k/a "Rachelle" continued that from what she had been told "he" (believed to be a reference to Client-9) "would ask you to do things that, like, you might not think were safe – you know – I mean that . . . very basic things. . . "
User guest58 entered the room.
ClientNo9:  Moral Leader, I want you to get in touch with the right people to start a Fair Play for Elliott Committee
User guest26 left the room.
ClientNo9:  OK, so I had a bleu job
User guest10 left the room.
ClientNo9:  What man has not?
guest54:  what’s "not safe" about that?
ClientNo9:  What’s not safe is getting caught
YourMoralLeader:  Let us pray
ClientNo9:  On a federal wiretap.  Of all the bad luck
nicolletista:  luke you could be the new rabbi baruch korff
ClientNo9:  I was set up by Wall Street, of that I am certain
User guest54 left the room.
User marlene entered the room.
ClientNo9:  Good thing daddy is loaded
ClientNo9:  I am the total victim here
ClientNo9:  Who is this yutz eating here?
marlene:  hello
ClientNo9:  He seems very pale.
ClientNo9:  Drained
marlene:  he doesnt speak
ClientNo9:  Mr. Ford, you look drained of vital life force

ClientNo9:  Marlene, who are you?  How do you happen to come here?  Do I know you from that other place?
marlene:  what other place?
ClientNo9:  How many diamonds are you?
ClientNo9:  You know
marlene:  i really dont
nicolletista:  don’t put anything on the record–very clever eliot
marlene:  diamonds?
Brad:  are you available for hire client no 9
ClientNo9:  Let me put it this way, IF you were a prostitute, what would men pay to have sex with you?
nicolletista:  he is not hired–he hires–that was his problem
User Brad changed their name to ClientNo10.
ClientNo10:  ahhh that was good
ClientNo9:  Even Luke, I will wager, has hired a prostitute every now and then. MAybe he spent $4,000 instead of $5,000, but the idea is the same
marlene:  are you all hookers?
ClientNo10:  not all of us
ClientNo9:  Marlene, what would you have charged me?
marlene:  okeydokey
ClientNo10:  just most
YourMoralLeader:  never
marlene:  im not a hooker you pervert
ClientNo10:  leader is our pimp
ClientNo9:  You look like a man who goes to hookers
marlene:  there not very good morals cant you get a girl without paying them!
User guest61 changed their name to boredperson.
ClientNo9:  No, I need to pay
boredperson:  hello
marlene:  why are you ugly?
boredperson:  are you luke
YourMoralLeader:  yo
YourMoralLeader:  yes
ClientNo9:  Is who luke?
boredperson:  who is the person  on the video
guest60:  luke ,i enjoy your blog
marlene:  someone who is too ugly to get a girl so has to pay them instead
YourMoralLeader:  thank you
marlene:  you eat a lot man!
boredperson:  luke are you jewish
YourMoralLeader:  y
ClientNo9:  If I were some holy roller Christian fundie wingnut I could apologize declare myself a sinner, and this would be a one day story
marlene:  because you have one of those hat things
boredperson:  because it looks like there is a yamaca on your head
YourMoralLeader:  always
nicolletista:  luke you really ought to use this beautiful double portrait on your blog
ClientNo9:  They are called yarmuekeys
boredperson:  so are you jewish
nicolletista:  http://www.startribune.com/photos/?c=y&img=spit1.JPG
marlene:  do you approve of prostitutes moral leader
YourMoralLeader:  no
ClientNo9:  Prostitutes preserve marriages
ClientNo9:  And that is a fact
User boredperson left the room.
marlene:  me neither but of your desperate……….
nicolletista:  hm, i doubt they will preserve YOURs eliot
User guest62 entered the room.
ClientNo9:  I should’ve kept things local
ClientNo9:  No use of wires, no out of state transportation of hookers
marlene:  do you have hookers moral leader?
YourMoralLeader:  no
marlene:  why?
ClientNo9:  This looks like a man who used to be a hooker, before he lost his youthful charms
YourMoralLeader:  $
marlene:  i wouldnt pay it!
ClientNo9:  I don’t trust a man who has never used a professional
marlene:  i dont trust a man with a beard
ClientNo9:  Like a man who cuts his own hair
YourMoralLeader:  i do
ClientNo9:  not to be trusted.
User guest60 left the room.
nicolletista:  judaism is a good religion for a man who cuts his own hair
ClientNo9:  I WILL STEAMROLL OVER ALL OF YOU
LiteratePervert:  Okay, so we’re talking about Spitzer, are we?
guest25:  y
marlene:  whats spitzer?
ClientNo9:  No comment
marlene:  isnt it a type of drink?
ClientNo9:  yes
marlene:  hmmm yum
ClientNo9:  like selzer water
User guest19 left the room.
marlene:  what no like alcohol
nicolletista:  yes, seltzer with spit in it
ClientNo9:  The sheer VOLUME of food that this guy eats is astounding
marlene:  errrrrrr thats gross man
marlene:  i know hes off now to get more
ClientNo9:  I would not let him eat at my table at the club
nicolletista:  i bet "rachelle" knows a lot about gross stuff
User guest63 left the room.
ClientNo9:  That being the Harvard Club
ClientNo9:  Look!
marlene:  oo eating again
marlene:  id cut down, no one likes a man with a beer belly
ClientNo9:  What on earth is he putting into his mouth?
marlene:  or 4  chins
ClientNo9:  Mr Ford, show us your stomach
marlene:  slow down man were not going to take it off you
marlene:  thats a bit dangerous
marlene:  you could choke which is a serious matter
marlene:  put it away some of us are eating you know
marlene:  dont want to see your man boobs
ClientNo9:  You would be far better off eating salmon.  Lots of protein per bite
marlene:  maybe you should go for a walk rather than sitting here, looks like you could use the exercise to be honest mate
marlene:  see bet youve got indigestion eating that fast
marlene:  go get some anti acids
guest64:   its only oranges dudes and dudetts
marlene:  still too much isnt good for you
guest64:    he maybe did two
guest64:   same as in a glass of orange juice
marlene:  i knew someone who once went orange because they ate too many
guest64:   he justsaved himself a trip to the blender
marlene:  bet hes gone to get more
guest64:   let’s see
marlene:  ok bet he does
guest64:  or he may never come back and we will have no more, your moral leader

ragon:  oooooh noooooooooo
RussianDragon:  why
guest104:  he has a hat on
RussianDragon:  that’s his jewish thinking cap
User ClientNo10 entered the room.
RussianDragon:  it doesn’t work
guest104:  yeh i can see thht
Brad:  the scarlet pimpernel
guest111:  now i see luke
guest104:  thats not him
guest111:  hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
guest111:  luke
guest111:  I’m your biggest fan
guest111:  probably only fan
guest111:  it was fun in the darkness
guest111:  i felt your presence
guest111:  but did not see you
guest104:  i didnt
guest104:  feel you
guest111:  he looks soo serious
guest104:  ohhtell me
guest111:  we are observing "the master"
Brad:  of
guest111:  some call him furryface
guest111:  some call him leader
guest104:  no fur face
Brad:  of
guest111:  some call him the spacecowboy
guest111:  or even maurice
Brad:  i think he has kidnapped your brain
guest111:  and he speaks of the pompetous of love
guest104:   i think MR NOBODY!!
guest111:  i really love your peaches
guest111:  i wanna shake your tree
guest104:  me have no peaches
guest111:  is there someone with peaches in the room?
guest104:  i anna………….
guest111:  any peaches in the room
guest104:  i wanna……….
guest104:   no pears
guest111:  chaim called them ovulating females
guest111:  but i guess he’s only into little cute jewish girls
guest104:  what pears??
guest111:  especially when the are from THE VALLEY
guest104:  were you then 111
guest111:  you mean region of the world
guest104:  yes
guest111:  europe
guest111:  belgium to be exact
User guest112 left the room.
guest104:  gives a lot of scope
User guest110 left the room.
guest104:  ohh hes moving
User lumus left the room.
guest111:  he is phoning someone
guest111:  i wonder who it is
guest111:  his mom?
guest104:  moaning about us to mummy
guest111:  "the boys on the chat were mean to me mummy!!!"
guest111:  "sniff sniff"
guest111:  "plz punish them"
guest111:  "spank them plz on their bottoms"
guest104:  oh dear son go to bed
guest111:  i bet she said
guest111:  GET A LIFE
guest111:  luke
guest111:  get a serious job
guest104:  ohh a smile
guest111:  he rarely smiles
User ClientNo9 entered the room.
guest104:  gathered that
User ClientNo9 changed their name to ChaimAmalek.
guest111:  i think he thinks smiling renders him more human
guest104:  HUMAN??
guest111:  and human is not what he aspires to
guest104:  be yes
ChaimAmalek:  This Spitzer thing is not good for the Jews.  Another shvartze in power, perhaps soon to be joined by a mischelung in the White House with a Muslim father.
guest111:  ah ah yes
guest104:  god thats heavy
guest111:  prostitutes and stuff
ChaimAmalek:  The colored I was referring to is our black lt governor
guest111:  wonderfull
ChaimAmalek:  who might soon become Governor of the Jews of New York.  And later to be joined by Husseain Obama as Prosident of the Jews of America
guest104:  he never awnsers us
ChaimAmalek:  Gentlemen, the skies are darkening all across America
guest104:  just looks
guest111:  yes they even darken here in europe
ChaimAmalek:  Luke loves this.  He has a God-like perch from which to look down with disdain on his lessers
guest111:  yes yes
guest111:  exactly
ChaimAmalek:  What we cannot see is that he is not wearing any underpants.
guest104:  who is chaim 11?
ChaimAmalek:  Nor can we see the houseguest.
guest111:  he does not interact with us mere mortals
YourMoralLeader:  hi
YourMoralLeader:  i am here for you guys
guest104:  oh hi
guest111:  we are just the dandruf he brushes of his shoulders
YourMoralLeader:  sorry, i was just earning a living
guest111:  lol
guest111:  ROFL
ChaimAmalek:  Because of Luke I have to pay women $$$$ for sex
guest104:  he spoke to us
guest111:  earning a living
ChaimAmalek:  There’s that drained look

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We Plan, God Laughs: 10 Steps To Finding Your Divine Path

From Sinai Temple Sherre Z. Hirsch (for eight years) has published a book.

She’s such a babe.

Here’s her speaker bio:

Rabbi Sherre Z. Hirsch Rabbi Sherre Z. Hirsch
Spiritual Life Consultant

CREDENTIALS

  • Master’s degree in Rabbinics, Ordination, Jewish Theological Seminary, New York
  • Seminary of Judaic Studies, Jerusalem, Israel
  • Master’s degree in Hebrew Letters, University of Judaism, California
  • Bachelor of Arts degree, Northwestern University

To see her, you would never suspect Sherre Hirsch is a rabbi. But once you speak to her and hear her abiding passion for her chosen vocation, you know she is special. One of very few female rabbis in the country – and only the 60th woman ordained in the Conservative movement – Rabbi Hirsch is so much more. And, best of all, she’s someone you instantly connect with and would like to invite to your house for coffee.

Rabbi Hirsch served one of the largest synagogues in the United States, Sinai Temple in Los Angeles, and during her eight-year tenure was instrumental in its growth from 900 to nearly 2,000 families. She is currently Spiritual Life Consultant for Canyon Ranch, offering guidance, inspiration, education and support to guests at both Tucson and Lenox resorts.

Rabbi Hirsch has recently ventured into electronic media to engage in discussions on spirituality – including serving as a Spiritual Commentator for The Today Show, conversing on interfaith issues on Naomi Judd’s weekly New Morning show on the Hallmark Channel, and as a featured guest on Thirty Good Minutes on PBS and The Tyra Banks Show. In addition to authoring many articles, Rabbi Hirsch’s first book, We Plan, God Laughs: 10 Steps To Finding Your Divine Path When Life Is Not Turning Out Like You Wanted (Doubleday), will be released in April 2008.

Rabbi Hirsch easily expresses her thoughts on spirituality and religion in an amicable and honest way, encouraging individual opinion and personal interpretation. Fluent in Hebrew and French, Rabbi Hirsch spends her precious free time practicing yoga, devouring fiction books, seriously playing tennis, shopping for shoes or dancing in the living room with her husband and three young children.

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New York Governor Eliot Spitzer Linked To Prostitution Ring

We’re discussing this important issue right now in my chat room.

I’ve made a video report using wild oats to illustrate my point.

Thank G-d I don’t have enough spare cash to get into this kind of trouble.

I find staying busy with Torah is the best prophylactic against immorality.

Pg. 30 of the sealed complaint :   TEMEKA RACHELLE LEWIS, a/k/a "Rachelle," continued that from what she had been told "he" (believed to be a reference to Client-9) "would ask you to do things that, like, you might not think were safe – you know – I mean that . . . very basic things. . . . "

I’m not familiar enough with hookers and unsafe sex to know what Rachelle means.

Oy, this is bad for the Jews!

Governor Spitzer took time out of his schedule to visit my chatroom:

ElliotSpitzer:  Elliot was banging girls at the Mayflower Hotel
ElliotSpitzer:  hahaaaaaa
ElliotSpitzer:  Wall Street loves this
nicolletista:  eliot, how can you afford an apartment on 5th avenue, anyway?
ElliotSpitzer:  my father was very wealthy..Luke comes from humble Jewish origons
nicolletista:  oh sure, luke’s from a shtetl
ElliotSpitzer:  that is why he resides in a Hovel and eats rolled oats from the box
ElliotSpitzer:  I must leave for awhile..have to work on taxes…E me if Amalek or Curious show up.
ClientNo9:  Damn b**ch set me up
Brad:  wots up client
ClientNo9:  You’d think that for $5,500/hour, my name would not have entered into this.
marlene:  okeydokey well cya moral leader
Brad:  bye marlene
User marlene left the room.
ClientNo9:  I’ll bet none of you has ever laid out that kind of dough for a hooker
nicolletista:  yes, eliot–you’re the VICTIM here
nicolletista:  i’m outraged for you
Brad:  was she worth it
nicolletista:  you’re damn right i haven’t
nicolletista:  impressed, though
ClientNo9:  I AM the victim, and so too are the poepole of ny state, if I resign in favor of that ignorant shvartze who I picked to be lt governor

ClientNo9:  She was ok, thinner than Monica, but who isn’t?
Brad:  i did not have sex with that woman
ClientNo9:  If and when I leave office, my replacement will be New York Lt Governor David Paterson, who is a crazy shvarzte
ClientNo9:  Oy, this is not good for the Jews
YourMoralLeader:  Pg. 30 of the sealed complaint :   TEMEKA RACHELLE LEWIS, a/k/a "Rachelle," continued that from what she had been told "he" (believed to be a reference to Client-9) "would ask you to do things that, like, you might not think were safe – you know – I mean
ClientNo9:  Also, it is bad for that other shvarze, Obama.  Too many shvartzes in charge of one state is not a good thing
ClientNo9:  What was I supposed to do, answer personal ads on Craigslist?
ClientNo9:  Show me a man who does that, and I will show you a man who is beneath me
nicolletista:  cheaper, and in the end just as private
nicolletista:  for you anyway
ClientNo9:  If I had done this with another man, people would be rushing to my defense.
ClientNo9:  Moral is: no woman is worth $5,500/hour
nicolletista:  you’re quite right–you should call mcgreevey right now

From the New York Times:

ALBANY – Gov. Eliot Spitzer has informed his most senior administration officials that he had been involved in a prostitution ring, an administration official said this morning.

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Nathaniel Brooks for The New York Times

Governor Eliot Spitzer at a news conference in July 2007.

Mr. Spitzer, who was huddled with his top aides inside his Fifth Avenue apartment early this afternoon, had hours earlier abruptly canceled his scheduled public events for the day. He scheduled an announcement for 2:15 after inquiries from the Times.

Mr. Spitzer, a first-term Democrat who pledged to bring ethics reform and end the often seamy ways of Albany, is married with three children.

Just last week, federal prosecutors arrested four people in connection with an expensive prostitution operation. Administration officials would not say that this was the ring with which the governor had become involved.

But a person with knowledge of the governor’s role said that the person believes the governor is one of the men identified as clients in court papers.

The governor’s travel records show that he was in Washington in mid-February. One of the clients described in court papers arranged to meet with a prostitute who was part of the ring, the Emperors Club VIP on the night of Feb. 13.

Mr. Spitzer appeared on a CNBC television show at 7 a.m. the next morning. Later in the morning, he testified before a Congressional committee.

An affidavit filed in federal court in Manhattan in connection with that case lists six conversations between the man, identified as Client 9, and a booking agent for the Emperors Club.

He had a difficult first year in office, rocked by a mix of scandal and legislative setbacks. In recent weeks, however, Mr. Spitzer seemed to have rebounded, with his Democratic party poised to perhaps gain control of the state Senate for the first time in four decades.

Mr. Spitzer gained national attention when he served as attorney general with his relentless pursuit of Wall Street wrongdoing. As attorney general, he also had prosecuted at least two prostitution rings as head of the state’s organized crime task force.

In one such case in 2004, Mr. Spitzer spoke with revulsion and anger after announcing the arrest of 16 people for operating a high-end prostitution ring out of Staten Island.

“”This was a sophisticated and lucrative operation with a multitiered management structure,” Mr. Spitzer said at the time. ”It was, however, nothing more than a prostitution ring.”

From WNBC:

But last week, federal prosecutors in Manhattan filed conspiracy charges against four people accusing them of running a prostitution ring that charged wealthy clients in Europe and the U.S. thousands of dollars for prostitutes.

The Web site of the Emperors Club VIP displays photographs of the prostitutes’ bodies, with their faces hidden, along with hourly rates depending on whether the prostitutes were rated with one diamond, the lowest ranking, or seven diamonds, the highest. The most highly ranked prostitutes cost $5,500 an hour, prosecutors said. Spitzer has built his political legacy on rooting out corruption, including several headline-making battles with Wall Street while serving as attorney general. He stormed into the governor’s office in 2006 with a historic share of the vote, vowing to continue his no-nonsense approach to fixing one of the nation’s worst governments. Time magazine had named him "Crusader of the Year" when he was attorney general and the tabloids proclaimed him "Eliot Ness." But his stint as governor has been marred by several problems, including an unpopular plan to grant driver’s licenses to illegal immigrants and a plot by his aides to smear Spitzer’s main Republican nemesis. Spitzer had been expected to testify to the state Public Integrity Commission he had created to answer for his role in the scandal, in which his aides are accused of misusing state police to compile travel records to embarrass Senate Republican leader Joseph Bruno. Spitzer had served two terms as attorney general where he pursued criminal and civil cases and cracked down on misconduct and conflicts of interests on Wall Street and in corporate America. He had previously been a prosecutor in the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office, handling organized crime and white-collar crime cases. His cases as state attorney general included a few criminal prosecutions of prostitution rings and into tourism involving prostitutes.

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Camera Of Death Vs. Cinema City Film Festival

Cinema City Festival’s website. More pictures. WireImage

Ed McMahon, shortly after back surgery Festival co-creator Suzanne DeLaurentis with Ed McMahon and the protagonists of the great new documentary ‘This is War’ Suzanne DeLaurentis, Ed McMahon Ed McMahon Ed McMahon Ed McMahon Ed McMahon Jenny Ashman, festival organizer Jenny Ashman Jenny Ashman Jenny Ashman Vanessa Luberti Vanessa Luberti Vanessa Luberti Frances Black Frances Black Diana Nile Diana Nile Diana Nile Diana Nile Jill Jarress Jill Jarress Jonathan Slocumb Jonathan Slocumb Marcus Clarke (winning student filmmaker) with his teacher Nancy Martelli Lorielle New Lorielle New L-R: Actor Kameron King, producer Sheila Brothers, actor Greg Frucci Sheila Brothers Sheila Brothers Artist Jessica Dimond Jessica Dimond Jessica Dimond David J. Bonner David J. Bonner Artist Mauricio Saravia Mauricio Saravia Mauricio Saravia Mauricio Saravia Mauricio Saravia Mauricio Saravia Mauricio Saravia Mauricio Saravia Mauricio Saravia Mauricio Saravia Mauricio Saravia Mauricio Saravia Mauricio Saravia Brent Triplett Andrea Kulala Stuart Altman, writer Emilio Rossal, actor Stuart Altman Alex Quinn Alex Quinn, Sona Leo Rossi Kat Kramer Kat Kramer Olivia Hussey (mom) and India Eisley India Eisley Olivia Hussey, India Eisley Olivia Hussey, India Eisley Olivia Hussey, India Eisley David Eisley, Olivia Hussey, India Eisley Olivia Hussey, India Eisley Olivia Hussey, India Eisley India Eisley India Eisley India Eisley India Eisley Stuart Creque Curt Wilson pic Christina DeRosa Christina DeRosa Christina DeRosa Christina DeRosa Christina DeRosa Christina DeRosa Rory Uphold Rory Uphold Rory Uphold Rory Uphold Rory Uphold Rory Uphold

Ed got the shakes after a few pictures and had to leave.

Video: Suzanne DeLaurentiis and Juliette Harris host. ‘This is War’ documentary follows a group of men from Oregon who fight in Iraq in 2004. Some of them die.

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I’m Live On My Cam

And giving signs that could change your life.

 Luzdedos1:  I’m live on my cam!
CecileMLDubois:  ooh
CecileMLDubois:  im at school now. i will check it out when i get home
Luzdedos1:  k, u good?
CecileMLDubois:  yeah…I  have three papers tod o
CecileMLDubois:  you should rent malenkaya vera "little vera" from netflix if you can
Luzdedos1:  k
CecileMLDubois:  its about a russian girl corrupted by soviet society
CecileMLDubois:  your cup of tea
CecileMLDubois:  oh and hunting party starring richard gere
Luzdedos1:  k
CecileMLDubois:  and underground directed by emir kusturica
CecileMLDubois:  I may be going to kosovo this summer fo rsome fun
CecileMLDubois:  we’ll see..if i get accepted into the programor not

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Running Into Rabbi Yitz Ethshalom At Ralphs

Sunday night.

I hire someone to install wordpress for me on a website I’m running that’s registered and hosted at domain.com.

Five hours later, wordpress is still not installed because the server keeps cutting out.

In a rage, I switch the domains to my host namecheap.

I drive off to the Cinema City Film Festival.

Yelp. Gruff. Rrrr. I forgot about the dog in the back I’m babysitting.

It yelps all the way to Beverly Hills where I park near the luxury home I lived in the back off for 14 months (1994-95) until my roommate stopped paying the rent.

I’m late to the red carpet.

I hate being late.

On the way home with a griping dog in the back, I stop by Ralphs.

As I stand in line, I look over and there’s my former Torah teacher Rabbi Yitzhak Etshalom.

Oy ve! We’ve only spoken once in the past six years. It was unavoidable. I was coming out of shul where he’d just given a lecture. He had to shake my hand.

"How are you?" he asked.

"I’m fine, thank you," I said. I didn’t say "Baruch HaShem" because I remember him making fun of that response when you’re asked how you’re doing.

So I want to say hi but he looks like he’s got a lot on his mind. What if he doesn’t want to talk to me? What if I betrayed him? What if I look over at him and he sees me and then his features give away his true feelings?

This is the life I chose — alienation from most of those I want to be close to in exchange for near total freedom with my blogging. But when I run into my former Torah teachers, I feel terrible. I can’t look them in the face. If they catch my eye, my features start to crumble. If I over-recompense and try to be stern and still, then my face twists up in the most horrifying sneer.

There’s Levi, sneering at Torah and the sages once again!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Fricken hell!

I look away and push off.

Martin Buber and Emmanuel Levinas would not be proud of me. That face to face, heart to heart communication thing is excruciating to me.

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Yiddish Theater: A Love Story

Sunday morning, I catch a screening at the Laemmle theater in Santa Monica.

In it, a professor of Yiddish at Vilnius University in Lithuania, an absolute bear of a man, talks about immigrant Jews wanting their children to speak English without a yiddish accent. “They wanted their children to be doctors or lawyers, or if they were complete morons, accountants.”

Afterwards, director Dan Katzir, producer Ravit Markus and friend (TV writer) Roger Wolfson fielded questions from the audience. Video

I saw the film as another funeral for secular Jewish culture. Sixty years ago, secular yiddish culture was the dominant form of Jewish expression. Now it’s all but dead.

Today’s trendy expressions of secular Jewish identity — such as radical politics — will similarly go down the toilet of Jewish history while those who observe the Torah will be part of an eternal tradition.

I could give ten cents about the death of secular Yiddish culture. The movie is a sweet look at the dying gasps of a civilization.

Air Supply was a big band in the early 1980s. Today they’re a punchline. Such is life.

I’m more interested in Katzir’s next film about women who want to chant the Torah at the Western Wall (Jewish law has traditionally reserved this privilege for men).

Joe emails: “Yiddish was the mark of “Europeanness” for Jews in Slavic and other countries, one might even say the mark of “German-ness”. Its an interesting phenomenon; the Ladino Jews continued to speak Spanish in Turkey for much of the same reason. Prof. Rudoff, a wonderful young professor at Bar-Ilan who died very young, wrote an essay that English has replaced Yiddish as the lingua franca for world Jewry, much more so than even Hebrew (hence the only truly “orthodox” imprimatur is through ArtScroll, rather than any traditional text).”

Here’s a related essay I found on the Tikkun website:

Given its new place as the major Jewish holiday in the United States, the standard version of the story of Chanukka is now well known. The “Greeks” conquer the Jews, a small gang of freedom fighters repulse them, cleanse the Temple, find a flask of oil which burns for eight days, and now everyone gets presents, and plays a dreidle made of clay. This holiday has taken on a major role, of course, not because of its message, but because of its proximity to Christmas, allowing marketers to broaden their audience as Jewish parents try to create a substitute for the majority holiday, inescapable in particular for children who watch any TV at all. So in a sense, Chanukka, now morphing into Chrismukka, as per the popular TV program, has become a holiday through which the Jewish community can now feel part of the larger community; it has become a feel good festival of assimilation.

Of course, the obvious pious response to this phenomenon would not sound too dissimilar from the response of much of the Christian right to the commercialization of Christmas, and would be received by most people in just the same way. If I had a nickel for every synagogue sermon over the years referring to the Jewish Hellenists of today, I’d be able to give up compulsive high stakes dreidle playing. However, this ambiguity of intention has actually marked Chanukka right from the beginning. The Talmud allots only a very short passage to this holiday, beginning with the odd question, Mai Hanukkah- what is this, this Hanukkah? As the historians like to tell us, the early texts don’t speak of the miracle of oil, in Josephus and the Talmud Yerushalmi there is mention of spears found in the Temple. It seems the centrality of a miracle regarding oil took root somewhat later; we will explore what underlying tensions might have prompted a move away from the gray-zone issues of the military and theological struggle to the safer miracle of the flask of oil that burned for eight days.

One reason, which directly relates to the American “Chrismukka” phenomenon and will provide the motivation of this essay, is that the “military victory” as a source of celebration is not as resounding as it appears if one only looks at the short range effects of the story. The Rabbis, however, were much closer to the full picture (as I note in the Purim essay, somehow Chanukka seems like a biblical story, older than Purim, which is a biblical story; Chanukka actually takes place roughly in 150 BCE, and the Hashmonean dynasty reaches its bloody end with Herod, so the early Rabbis of the Mishna were living the repercussions of this period), and as such did not have the rose colored view of what transpired subsequent to the initial victory of Judah and the Maccabees.

Without needing to resort to too much history, R. Zadok Hacohen of Lublin, one of the later Hassidic masters, asks the question quite directly:

The matter of the miracle of Chanukka in its difference from Purim and other redemptions (geulot), where in Purim Haman tried to kill all the Jews and the miracle was that this plan not only didn’t come to pass- au contraire, Haman was killed, whereas in the days of the Greeks (Chanukka) the plan was to have the Jews abandon Torah, and it appears that they were successful, with many Jews leaving the faith, etc…

In fact, the Greeks didn’t invade Judea on their own, they were invited in from Syria by the Jewish upper classes who wanted to participate in the fashionable Hellenistic culture of which they had become enamored. And in fact, while losing the immediate battle, over all Hellenistic culture soon predominated, only to be supplanted by the Roman culture which also entered Judea by invitation, during the Hashmonean civil war between Hyrcanus and Aristobulus. This Greek influence left a profound influence upon future Jewish development. The diaspora Jewish communities, such as the influential one in Alexandria, were profoundly Greek, as we know from the example of Philo (and of course, the literature that appeared a little later, known originally as Evangelion). Medieval Jewish philosophy was very deeply influenced by Plato and especially Aristotle, both its “rationalist” side, as in Maimonides, and in the mystical side, through Kabbalah (many ideas of Greek science, such as the four elements, down to syncretistic borrowings of magical terms in the early works). Even today, common elements of Jewish practice retain traces of the Hellenist culture, such as the set up of the Passover seder, down to the last part of the seder meal, still known by the Greek term, Afikoman.Thus, it is clear why the holiday of Chanukka needed a message other than one of victory over Hellenism, for ultimately, the two parties, Jewish and Hellenistic, fused, and if anything, let us say, the initial victory of the Hashmoneans was, well, Pyrrhic. While the Maccabees won the battle, aspects of Hellenism eventually was incorporated within Jewish history and tradition.

Interestingly, this recognition of the deep interrelationship between the two sides is stated most clearly in several of the late Hassidic commentators in their writing on Chanukka. This theme is found repeatedly in the writings of the Sefat Emet, R. Zadok HaCohen of Lublin, and R. Menachem Mendel of Lubavitch. The Sefat Emet explains that the reason for the war of Hanukka was not that the Greeks were some foreign invaders, but rather, because they were the closest to the Jews, the most similar in some ways, with the evidence being the Midrashic and Talmudic statements allowing the translation of the Torah into Greek. The one language into which the Torah was allowed to be translated was Greek, and as the “other” culture with access to the Torah, at least in translation, an eruption of this sort was inevitable. We have seen earlier that R. Zadok Hacohen was aware of the precarious definition of “victory” with regards to Chanukka. In fact, he posits, over and over in his writings, an evolutionary parallelism between the two cultures, in that the growth of Hellenistic thought, in particular that of philosophy, was a necessary “cosmic” parallel to the emergence at that moment in Jewish history of a movement of great import, that of Torah Sh’be’al Peh, Jewish Oral Law. The early stirrings of the Midrashic and Talmudic process begin at about this time, and in R. Zadok’s mystical historiography there can be no process on “one side” without the emergence of a contrary position on the “other side”.

R. Menachem Mendel Scheneerson of Lubavitch, the last Lubavitcher Rebbe, in a similar approach, points out that the liturgy of Chanukka is very clear that the goal of the Hellenists was not the physical destruction of the Jews, but rather a spiritual one. Hence, the emphasis on the oil; oil frequently being a metaphor for wisdom. The prayers do not state that the Greeks destroyed the oil and thus there was none to be found, rather, that they defiled, made the oil impure, which is a different thing altogether.

The thread running through all these positions is that it was not the distance between Hellenism and Judaism that led to strife, rather their proximity. Other than this turbulent patch of Chanukka (which one can blame upon the extremism of a Hellenistic governor of Syria, Antiochus, who is recalled in Greek history as a madman), one can chart a mutual productive development between the two cultures over a period of a thousand years that is unmatched by any other- except one. And it is that one which probably motivated the Lubavitcher Rebbe, having himself been intimately exposed to it. If the Judeo-Hellenist relationship was of great import to the development of Judaism, and to world culture in the first millenium, there was one other relationship which took precedence in the following one, one which through twists and turns is still critical today, a relationship one hesitates to discuss, given the events of the twentieth century. This relationship would be the German-Jewish symbiosis, as it used to be called before World War II and the Shoah. It is fitting to contemplate this history at Chanukka, a holiday commemorating conflict born out of similarity rather than distance, as this “symbiosis” did not end with the Shoah, as we shall see.

Heine, Mendelssohn, Kafka, Freud, Einstein- this aspect of German-Jewish history is well known (it is important to point out that “German” here refers to a language and culture more than it does to a specific locale). For our purposes, the critical argument will be that of Hermann Cohen, the German-Jewish Neo-Kantian who formulated the most outrageous presentation of this long and complex history in his “Deutschtum und Judentum”, written in 1915. This book is the subject of a lecture given by Jacques Derrida in 1987 in Jerusalem, now published in the collection entitled Acts of Religion, edited by Gil Anidjar. In Cohen’s essay, which was itself initially included in the edition of his works Judische Schriften, with an introduction by Franz Rosenzwieg, Cohen argues that the German soul and the Jewish soul are deeply intertwined, more so than other groups in Europe. His argument is philosophical, and relevant to our Chanukka theme- the spirit of Greek philosophy made its greatest impact on two peoples- on the Jews, and then through Philo and the Judeo-Alexandrian tradition, via a certain approach to Christianity, on to the Germans. The type of Christianity adopted by the Germans is one, argues Cohen, similar in spirit to that of Maimonides, and emerges most characteristically as Protestantism. In Cohen’s words (translation Moshe Ron):

“Maimonides is, within Medieval Judaism, the symptom (wahrzeichen) of Protestantism”

What distinguishes the Jew and the German, argues Cohen, is the spirit of rational discourse, the refusal to follow an organized church (i.e., not Catholic), the preference for hypotheses and research over blind acceptance of dogma, coupled with the intrinsic respect for duty natural to the German and normative to the Jew bound by duty to the commandments. German Protestantism celebrated a return to the text, a free reading of the Bible unencumbered by church and dogma, much like the Jewish tradition. Early in his career, Luther was in fact accused of “Judaizing” Christianity. There is, then, this parallel development of Jewish thought from Hellenistic antiquity through to Maimonides, and from Hellenistic thought through to Luther and Kant. Thus, according to Cohen, all Jews should recognize that their culture and soul have a deep interrelationship with the German, that das Mutterland siener Seele, the Motherland of their Soul, is truly Germany. Even if Jews pretend to be loyal patrons of other countries such as France or the United States, ultimately their deepest kinship is with Germany. His example, cited by Derrida, is that of Henri Bergson, who while appears to be a French speaking philosopher, in reality:

…Er ist der Sohn eines polinisches Juden, der den Jargon sprach. Was mag in der Seele dieses Herrn Bergson vorgehen, wenn er seines Vaters gedenkt und Deutschland die “Ideen” abspricht! …He is the son of a Polish Jew who spoke the Jargon (we now call this language Yiddish, but for centuries it was referred to as Jargon, as a patois or dialect of German). What must be transpiring in the soul of Mr. Bergson when he thinks of his father and repudiates Germany with his “ideen”…

It is easy to look back and see how off Cohen’s analysis appears, given the Shoah. Yet, on the other hand, do we not celebrate Yiddish as being a medieval form of High German? How often do we hear representatives of the Jewish community responding to the popularity of American Kabbalah by claiming the true “rational spirit” of Judaism? Is not one of the frequent ad hominem arguments brought in defense of thinkers such as Rabbi Joseph Soloveitchik, Rabbi Menachem Mendel Scheerson of Lubavitch, and even Nechama (and Yeshaya) Leibovitch that they all studied at the University in Berlin? What names do we recall when we think of great Modern Jews (other than Sandy Koufax)? Are they not all German, specifically because this provides a form of Continental posturing? Do we not all garb ourselves in the proverbial Jacke (German Jews are referred to by Eastern European Jews as “yekkes” because they always dressed formally in jackets and ties as opposed to the Eastern European dress of the more impoverished Polish and Hungarian Jews) in our own communal self-idealization? Do not most American Jews still refer to themselves as “Ashkenazic”, from the accepted Biblical term for Germany? Were it not for the Shoah, would we be considering this problematic?

Shortly before her death, Susan Sontag received the Freedom Prize of the Frankfurt Book Fair, and in her speech, reprinted in the LA Times Book Review section, captured well the sentiment described by Cohen, although she herself was born and raised in the USA, and not even in New York City:

On the occasion of receiving this glorious prize, this glorious German prize, let me tell you something of my own trajectory.

I was born, a third-generation American of Polish and Lithuanian Jewish descent, two weeks before Hitler came to power. I grew up in the American provinces (Arizona and California), far from Germany, and yet my entire childhood was haunted by Germany, by the monstrousness of Germany, and by the German books and the German music I loved, which set my standard for what is exalted and intense…

Soon after, in my childhood orgy of reading, chance led me to other German books, including Kafka’s “In the Penal Colony,” where I discovered dread and injustice. And a few years later, when I was a high school student in Los Angeles, I found all of Europe in a German novel. No book has been more important in my life than The Magic Mountain — whose subject is, precisely, the clash of ideals at the heart of European civilization. And so on, through a long life that has been steeped in German high culture. Indeed, after the books and the music, which were, given the cultural desert in which I lived, virtually clandestine experiences, came real experiences. For I am also a late beneficiary of the German cultural diaspora, having had the great good fortune of knowing well some of the incomparably brilliant Hitler refugees, those writers and artists and musicians and scholars that America received in the 1930s and who so enriched the country, particularly its universities. Let me name two I was privileged to count as friends when I was in my late teens and early twenties, Hans Gerth and Herbert Marcuse; those with whom I studied at the University of Chicago and at Harvard, Christian Mackauer and Paul Tillich and Peter Heinrich von Blanckenhagen, and in private seminars, Aron Gurwitsch and Nahum Glatzer; and Hannah Arendt, whom I knew after I moved to New York in my mid-twenties — so many models of the serious, whose memory I would like to evoke here.

However, it is not as a statement about the illusoriness of assimilation, which prompts this discussion of Hermann Cohen in a Chanukka essay. Hindsight is a very easy tool to use in discrediting thinkers of the past, and certainly the history of German Jewry is hard to study on its own terms without constantly considering the dark end looming over its accomplishments. The reason for encountering Hermann Cohen’s Deutschtum und Judentum has much more contemporary resonance. What one must consider here is not the theme of the book so much as its intent. Cohen wrote this book not as a theological insight into his views on German nationalism and Judaism, but toward a much more specific goal- this book was directed at American Jewry, with the aim of having American Jews intercede against the entry of the US into World War I against Germany! Cohen felt that a German victory, without the entry of the US into the war, would lead to a consolidation of the two great Protestant countries, with a universal acceptance of the German Protestant “Vormacht”, translated by Derrida as “hegemony”. This, naturally, would bring about world wide acceptance of the Jewish contribution to this great thought, and to the German victory, and lead to universal emancipation of oppressed Jews everywhere.

This way of thinking was not so mad in the run up to World War I as it might seem today. WWI was the first time the Jewish communities were able to participate in the German military as equals, and as such the Jewish communities of Germany were filled with an ultra patriotic spirit, or “war fever”, as Amos Elon entitles the chapter on WWI in his text on German Jewish history, “The Pity of It All”. Jewish newspapers ran pro-war poems and essays. The most popular and belligerent war song, “Hymn of Hate against England”, was written by Ernst Lissauer, who was, in Elon’s phrase, “an avowed, if secular, Jew”. There were objectors to the war in the Jewish community, including prominent thinkers such as Einstein, but they were urged to keep silent, as the community felt that finally they could prove their patriotism to the Motherland. Thousands of Jewish soldiers died on the German side, and thousands more were decorated. As we can see from the work of Hermann Cohen, the patriotic fervor of German Jewry was quite sincere, it is so obvious from all the literature, etc, that these people loved their country and loved their culture. However, when the war effort began to sour, and it was clear that Germany was heading towards a humiliating defeat, suddenly to many, it was the Jew’s fault that Germany was dragged into WWI; international Jewry was bent on profiteering from the war, all the usual anti-semitic canards emerged. Initially, the Jews were accused of not being patriotic enough, and were falsely accused of being draft dodgers, and then after the war, were accused of leading the German people into an unnecessary war. German leaders of Jewish descent, who had been involved in attempting the rebuilding of Germany through the Weimar republic were frequently targeted for assassination, and a fringe ultra-rightist party, the National Socialists, soon rose in popularity. With the rise of the Nazis, the epoch of German-Jewish symbiosis, which began in Roman times (the first documents related to Jewish settlement in Germany are from Cologne dating to the fourth century) came to an end.

Now I should state that I am not a believer in the idea that history repeats itself, however, it is also foolish to ignore historical parallels, at least in terms of lessons that can be learned. I will only briefly state that much of the above was prompted by the debates surrounding the current Iraq war. After hearing countless pro-Bush sermons from the pulpit of our local Orthodox synagogue (and although I have been strongly against the war from the outset, I also strongly believe it is as legitimate for Orthodox Jews in the US to support Bush as it is for any other American), did it surprise me to hear David Duke and Cindy Sheehan accuse “the Jews” of manipulating America to bring about war? Was I in any way comforted to find that after meeting Rabbi Michael Lerner, and speaking at his Yom Kippur services (and I believe it was brave of Rabbi Lerner to offer that invitation), that Cindy Sheehan now believes that “the Jews” were predominantly against the war? Most importantly, the message of all this is that what “they” say must never enter into our decisions as individuals or as a community or influence what we believe. (Rabbi Lerner has suggested to me that I better define who the “they” is that I refer to here. His words are sweet, so I will quote them: “…that in every culture (Jewish, German, American, etc.) there are people who are moved by the spirit of goodness and generosity, expansive intelligence and wisdom, beauty and kindness, and that we Jews should see them as allies and make them our allies and learn from them and care very much what “they” say and let their wisdom enter into our decisions, whereas there are also people in every culture who are moved by fear and hence believe that their trust is in power and domination as t he only way to achieve security, people who think that intelligence should be mobilized for the sake of control and not for the sake of awe and wonder at the universe, people who accept oppression in all its various forms as fixed and inevitable except where it applies directly to them personally, people who are willing to turn their eyes from the suffering of others and focus only on their own immediate survival needs, and this is the “they” from whom we should not learn…” I suppose I have this deeply rooted belief in the general goodness of mankind, so that anyone who doesn’t actively identify themselves as a “hater” is a good person in my eyes, hence I didn’t feel the need to identify the “they”. So here’s my simple definition: Anyone who views “the other” as some kind of mysterious lurking threat to be vilified is the “they”. From a Jewish historical viewpoint, I suppose the “they” are those who assume that “the Jews” operate as a swarm bent on world domination, behind every occurence in history, whether “they” are on the right or the left. Clearly, the reason that most German Jews so loved Germany, particularly from 1848 to 1933, was that for the most part the “they” referred to earlier was a fringe. Coming back to Chanukka, while “the Greeks” of Antiochus are hated, Alexander Macedon is admired throughout the Midrash and Talmud, and the relationship with Rome and Romans is also very nuanced, despite “Rome” having destroyed the Temple).

We began with the observation by several late Hassidic thinkers that the battles which sparked the Hashmonean revolution and crystallized into the holiday of Chanukka came about because of a similarity and interdependance of the two cultures involved. Furthermore, we noted that over time, the cultures became even closer rather than distant, despite the bloodshed, so that Hellenistic Judaism is viewed as the precursor for the best of medieval Jewish thought, Jewish rationalism. So how does one choose, how does one know what elements of the surrounding culture are to be incorporated or rejected?

There is obviously no single answer to this question, a question that each and every individual in every culture deals with at all times, regardless of religious or ethnic affiliation, particularly in the present, when so many choices are available to anyone through the mass media and the internet. R. Zadok HaCohen’s suggestion is worthy of note, however, and perhaps allows us to bring a more contemporary understanding of a universal message of Chanukka. R. Zadok states that the cultural choices can be weighed by their effect upon the spirit- There are choices that bring hearts together, and there are those that naturally lead to arrogance and aggression. The same great modes of thinking that bring about the greatest steps forward in human development can sometimes also lead to the greatest suffering. Chanukka is meant to be about choosing the former, and rejecting the latter. Perhaps the emphasis on the lights was to teach us how to differentiate between light and darkness, which tend to occupy the same room…

(Addendum-Personal Note: My parents are both from Eastern Europe, from Poland and Slovakia. I remember when I first arrived in Seattle as a fellow at the Fred Hutchinson, I spent my first Shabbat meal with a German Jewish patriarch, who, after receiving the above answer to their inquiry as to where my parents were from, told me how his father “was different than the other Jews in Frankfurt, and would allow Ostjuden (a derogatory term for Polish Jews, meaning literally “Eastern Jews”) into his home on Shabbat”. The bilateral historical antipathy between these communities was not foreign to me, and in some ways there is a “transference” of these stereotypes onto the relations with the Sepharadic communities, in both directions (the relative hierarchy of Ladino songs versus Klezmer versus the so called Oriental music of Israel is a fair example). So while there has been a resurgence of interest in Yiddish and Ladino, there is still an understandable opposition to German language and culture in Jewish circles, which explains the defensive position taken by Susan Sontag in the lecture cited above. To my mind, this is a problematic. For example, it was a given to me that a Jew should not listen to Wagner because of his anti-semitic essays, and Strauss waltzes, as echt-Austrian as could be imagined, were played at the concentration camps. However, Herzl used music from Tannhauser to open the Zionist conference, the Strauss family was partly Jewish and belonged to an anti-antisemitic organization, and many of the great prewar Wagnerian performers were Jewish or non-Jewish but anti-Nazi (Lauritz Melchior and Lotte Lehman are good examples of the latter). The most popular singing group of prewar Germany was the Comedian Harmonists, also banned as several of the members of the group were Jews. These artists and performers were banned for performing and many subsequently killed by the Nazis. It seems to me that a double suppression has befallen much of this work, on the one hand from the Nazis who saw it as “Jewish” and on the other from Jews who viewed it as too “German”. Is it not worth celebrating Bruno Walter’s “Die Walkuere”, recorded as an act of defiance against the Nazis, with many noted Jewish and non-Jewish anti-Nazi performers? How many readers are unnerved by the fact that a German poem opens this essay, even thought it is by Heine? Is it helpful or problematic that Wagner set works by Heine to music? This is a long and loaded subject, for which I have no answers, only tortured questions.)

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Are Modern Men Broken?

From Dennis Prager:

Friday March 7, 2008
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H1: Dennis Returns With Dennis Prager
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Prager H2: Dennis speaks with Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, who he will be debating this evening on the topic of "Are Modern Men Broken?".
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