NCSY Purim Party Requires Two Squad Cars And Police Helicopter To Quell

The National Council of Synagogue Youth (NCSY) held a Purim party Thursday night at an Orthodox shul in Pico/Robertson. There were four security guards on hand and they couldn’t keep the kids under control. They were racing around the shul opening doors (to let in their friends who weren’t registered), setting off fire alarms, consuming prodigious amounts of hard liquor and setting off firecrackers up and down Pico Blvd.

The firecrackers brought out the police helicopter along with two squad cars around midnight.

Kids were running onto Pico Blvd and bringing traffic to a complete halt.

The party was finally closed down at 1 a.m.

Neighbors are furious and threatening complaints. The whole thing was a disaster.

The kids have been out of control at every NCSY event I’ve seen (about a dozen). They act like water buffalo and treat a shul worse than a nightclub. Perhaps they need an abusive rabbi like Baruch Lanner to keep them in line.

The Los Angeles Jewish community’s version of Pravda, the Jewish Journal, reports things this way in its March 28, 2008 issue:

Sober; but Joyous, Purim for L.A. Teens (print edition headline)

Purim is fun and sober for L.A. teens (online headline)

More than 600 Los Angeles teens attended Purim parties this year thrown by an Orthodox youth group intent on showing the kids a festive holiday while keeping them sober and off the streets.

Because drinking alcohol is a ritual part of celebrating Purim, teens often find easy access to liquor and wine on the holiday, which in the past has led to some dangerous and illegal activities. This year, the National Conference of Synagogue Youth (NCSY) of the Orthodox Union sponsored Purim parties.

"Teens are out there looking for ways to celebrate Purim. We needed to create a responsible venue to compete against unsupervised and potentially harmful experiences," said Rabbi Effie Goldberg, West Coast director of NCSY.

About 100 teens gathered for an NCSY bash, complete with live band, at Golan Restaurant in North Hollywood. …on Pico Boulevard, about 500 teens celebrated with a costume contest, dancing, arcade games and a Wii competition. No alcohol was allowed in, and inebriated teens were turned away.

Aleinu Family Resource Center, a program of Jewish Family Service of Los Angeles that serves primarily the Orthodox community, launched an "Absolut Choice" campaign. The organization sent out 7,000 postcards offering parents pointers for talking to their teens about celebrating Purim responsibly and the dangers of binge drinking. At synagogues on Purim, Aleinu distributed 3,500 water bottles with an "Absolut Choice" label that included information on the dangers of rapid drinking and drinking and driving.

In addition, Hatzolah emergency first response service put up posters around synagogues and other venues warning of the dangers of binge drinking, and rabbis urged people not to serve minors drinks as they went door to door delivering Purim baskets or collecting money for charity.

"I believe Purim was a safer Purim in Los Angeles this year," said Debbie Fox, Aleinu director. "When the community works together, we have a safer community."

If NCSY Purim parties get any safer, people will die.

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How Do I Stay In Such Amazing Shape?

Watch this every morning and you’ll lose your cottage cheese thighs.

I’m working out live on my cam:

Emma:  Something in the milk
guest125:  what u up to luke
Emma:  Luke seriously
Emma:  The music
Emma:  LMAO!
TORCHlight:  hahhahahahahahahaaha
TORCHlight:  if only he knew

Emma:  lol
TORCHlight:  now he’s confused lol
Emma:  I want some of that milk
guest125:  show again
guest125:  luke
TORCHlight:  wish i lived in california
TORCHlight:  i could stalk gary sinise lol
User guest130 left the room.
Emma:  Oh
TORCHlight:  ewwwwwwwwwwww i prefer good ole english tea myelf
Emma:  Tea
guest125:  whats that
Emma:  lol rock
TORCHlight:  omg now that is old
Emma:  ROCK ON|!
TORCHlight:  o please don’t do air guitar
TORCHlight:  i don’t i could take it
Emma:  DO IT
Emma:  LOL
TORCHlight:  noooooooooooooooo
TORCHlight:  don’t encourage him
Emma:  YEAH!
Emma:  GO LUKE
Emma:  ha
Emma:  lol
guest125:  TORCH were are you
Emma:  LMAO
TORCHlight:  you sure that’s green tea
TORCHlight:  cus I aint
TORCHlight:  uk 125
Emma:  WooOoT!
guest125:  were
Emma:  bEST CAM EVER
TORCHlight:  y
Emma:  LOL
TORCHlight:  lalaa laaala llaaalalalalalallalalalalaa
KhunNumber9:  Shabadado
guest125:  im in uk just interested
TORCHlight:  f**king rabbit cus ate through another one of my cables the swine
Emma:  lol
Emma:  Luke your crazy
guest125:  TORCH
TORCHlight:  wot
Emma:  ouch
TORCHlight:  omg i take no more of this
KhunNumber9:  Luke is on crack
TORCHlight:  hahahhahaahahhaa
Emma:  lol
Emma:  go on my son!
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Emma:  😀
guest125:  WERE IN UK ARE U TOURCH
KhunNumber9:  Look how light those werights are
KhunNumber9:  what does 😀 mean?
TORCHlight:  omg he’s a complete dickhead
TORCHlight:  i’m off
User TORCHlight left the room.
Emma:  lol
Emma:  what
KhunNumber9:  what does 😀 mean?
Emma:  they actually look heavy khun
guest125:  JUST A NUTTY JEW
KhunNumber9:  that’s it…exercise is over
Emma:  😀 smiley
KhunNumber9:  thanks HEAVY???
guest125:  NO WAY
Emma:  lol
guest125:  HES MAD GOOD NIGHT
KhunNumber9:  Heavy?
Emma:  concentration on his face
Emma:  lol
KhunNumber9:  Arnold lifts Heavy …Luke is a Sissy
KhunNumber9:  hahaaaa
Emma:  He is doing some excersise
Emma:  lol
Emma:  Or scratching his back?
KhunNumber9:  Luke is scratching his back
Emma:  Yeah thats it 😉
Emma:  LOL
Emma:  They have got heavier
Emma:  lol
User guest133 left the room.
Emma:  Something in the tea
Emma:  yup see more tea
Emma:  aha
Emma:  lol
Emma:  oh for the love of god
Emma:  lol
User guest137 left the room.
Emma:  sit down man !
TORCHlight:  just telling everyone in another room I am in how ridiculous he looks lol
TORCHlight:  hhahahaha
Emma:  Just random Luke……. thats the word, random
Emma:  Luke try touching the ceiling
Emma:  im curious
User TORCHlight left the room.
Emma:  lol nearly
Emma:  it will do

YourMoralLeader:  have faith!
YourMoralLeader:  all will be revealed!
Emma:  Indeed
Emma:  sing louder i cant hear you
Emma:  LOL
Emma:  😀 you are crazy you know
YourMoralLeader:  help me!
Emma:  lol
Emma:  I dont think thats possible Luke
Emma:  dont point that finger at me
Emma:  LMAO
User guest142 left the room.
Emma:  lol
Emma:  I havnt laughed as much ever
Emma:  crazy
YourMoralLeader:  thank you!
Emma:  Welcome
Emma:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  what are the best books you’ve ever read?
Emma:  I have read too many to have a favourite
YourMoralLeader:  gimme some
YourMoralLeader:  names
Emma:  hmmm
Emma:  I like horror
Emma:  science
YourMoralLeader:  jane austen?
Emma:  Oh yeah very much so
Emma:  brb
Emma:  Ok… you have alot of books I see
Emma:  lol
Emma:  thumbs up
YourMoralLeader:  my memoir
Emma:  Good taste in music to Luke
Emma:  thumbs up lol
Emma:  Love this song
Emma:  -gets up and dances-
Emma:  wOot!
User Rizzo (82.39.181.79) entered the room.
Rizzo:  xx
Rizzo:  rizzo is now live at Hak5radio.com <—–Tune in —–<< xx
Rizzo:  changed
User Rizzo was banned by broadcaster/admin.
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Emma:  lol
Emma:  Its been fun Luke… but I’m off
Emma:  Keep rockin!!!!!
Emma:  lol
Emma:  bye de bye de bye bye
zappa:  hi – it’s me – i’m back – the central scrutinizer
YourMoralLeader:  yo
zappa:  sappnin
zappa:  blondie? geeeez
zappa:  NO.NO .I DIDN’T MEAN……………OH NEVER MIND
zappa:  double – captain of the heart
zappa:  next!!!
YourMoralLeader:  what do you like?
zappa:  oh I like smooth stuff – depends what mood i’m in
zappa:  If i’m in a huff – I like funk fusion dissonant stuff
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guest150:  your on the ohone again
YourMoralLeader:  u light up my life
guest150:  WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD LOOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YourMoralLeader:  thanks!
guest150:  no prob
guest150:  what u laughigi at
zappa:  I went to the pet shop today
zappa:  bought a goldfish
guest150:  and#
zappa:  guy said – you want an aquarium?
guest150:  yeh
zappa:  I said I dont care wot freakin starsign it is
zappa:  my grandad got ill recently
zappa:  so my grandma rubbed grease into his back
User TORCHlight left the room.
guest150:  could of been geminie
zappa:  after that he went downhill pretty quckly
guest150:  you want a joke?
zappa:  got arrested for playin chess in the street
zappa:  i said to the officer – it’s because I’m black aint it?!
zappa:  went for a game of darts
zappa:  freiends said "nearest the bull starts"
guest150:  LUKE PLEASE GIVE ME A WAVE AND a Big SMILE (PLEASE)
zappa:  He went "baaaaaaah" – I went "mooooooooooooooooo" – ok I guess it’s me
guest150:  LUKE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zappa:  got complimented on my driving today
zappa:  there was a little message on my windscreen saying ‘parking fine’…..so that was nice
guest150:  night night luke
guest150:  thanks
User TORCHlight left the room.
zappa:  somebody left some plastercine in my kitchen yesterday
zappa:  I didn’t know what to make of it
zappa:  these are awful I know
YourMoralLeader:  I like ’em
zappa:  most of my cousins were police marksmen
zappa:  apart from my great uncle who was a bank robber
zappa:  he died recently,surrounded by his family
zappa:  I used to think I was a teapot
zappa:  I know what you’re thinking……………………………………..pour you

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Why Did Got Kosher File For Bankruptcy?

It was a fight between partners Alain Cohen and John Noohian. Here’s the cross-complaint from a state court proceeding where they allege horrible things about each other.

If it takes businesses busting up to keep my blog rocking, then keep busting!

Mr. Cohen was a partner in Got Kosher. He created other companies with similar names such GK2 and GK Provisions. These sucked business away from Got Kosher. According to the cross complaint, some customers got confused and thought that Got Kosher had changed its name.

John Noohian cross-complains against Alain Cohen’s attorney Lee Sacks, who was disciplined multiple times by the California Bar. Lee Sacks also sat in jail for fraud.

Noahian’s cross-complaints alleges Cohen gave shares in Got Kosher to his girlfriend Evelyn Barahn.

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I’m Getting Spanked In My Chat Room By Someone Claiming To Be My Dad

Live in my cam chat:

guest30:  Luke, this is your dad, the Reverend Dsmond Ford. Attention whoring again, I see?
guest30:  Is Wayne Cherry under your desk fellating you?
guest30:  Perhaps inserting a tube of Vegemite where the sun doesn’t shine, you ponce?
guest30:  listen up, boy: i’ve about had it with your anti-Semitic claptrap! If I were there I’d give you a fair-dinkum clout, right on the side of your noggin!
guest30:  is your kipah attached with as girl’s clip? nitwit! your obsession with Judaism is the same as your fixation on the porn industry. Designed to honk off your Dad!
YourMoralLeader:  Sorry dad.

guest30:  there’s no excuse for you, boy.
YourMoralLeader:  I have sinned grievously.
YourMoralLeader:  What must I do to be saved?
guest30:  Other lads your age have actual jobs and at least produce something in this world.
YourMoralLeader:  I blog on lukeford.net.
YourMoralLeader:  Is that not worthy?
guest30:  By your dead mum’s vagina, I’l lay into you like fair-dinkum Tasmanian devil the next time I see you. Your brother Paul doesn’t act like such a wastrel.
guest30:  There you go….cackling like a fair-dinum kookaburra….quite pleased with yourself, I see. I assure you, lad, your satisfaction is sorely misplaced.
YourMoralLeader:  But aren’t you glad, dad, that I’m out of porn?
guest30:  Why not give us all a stirring confessional about your dalliances with Wayne Cherry, your lust for other men, and that incident with what you called a "pointy, penguin-like hat." And is that urine you’re quaffing from that jug?
guest30:  You’re a ridiculous knob of a human being, boy. It’s no wonder Holly Randall dumped you. That sheila’s got a bum as big as all outdoors…and twice as fragrant. A real man would have laid that down and kept it down….but not you. You just whinged.
horridboy:  why don’t you bring peace to the middle east luke?
YourMoralLeader:  I should
zenmanxpt:  Luke do you really think other jews take you seriously
guest30:  Because Luke is an anti-Semite.
horridboy:  that sounds like a great use of your time
YourMoralLeader:  Well, they killed Jesus.
YourMoralLeader:  You taught me that.
zenmanxpt:  you’re allowed to kill you own
zenmanxpt:  i dont’ hold that against the jews
horridboy:  but He is risen
guest30:  I’ll kill you, boy! I should have done so the moment you emerged from your late mum’s vagina – which, I night add, resembled a box jellyfish!
zenmanxpt:  there’s a lot of goy still left in you
guest30:  Why can’t you be more like your brother Paul? The two of you are like chalk and cheese, whelp!
horridboy:  luke went to put on his Jesus mask
YourMoralLeader:  When did things start to go wrong with me, dad?
horridboy:  he’ll be back carrying a cross
guest30:  I hear your toilet flushing. That’s what I should have done the moment your dead mum squeezed you out.
guest30:  Down the drain, mate! Never to be seen again in this world.
YourMoralLeader:  Dad, I’ve missed you.
guest30:  Look at you…staring at your own reflected image like some sort of deranged budgie.
horridboy:  luke has a reflective screen
guest30:  Narcissistic twit.
guest30:  Your choked chortles remind me of the day you were raped by a wallaby. You fair-dinkum enjoyed it, I believe.
guest30:  Of course you did. I raised a ponce.
YourMoralLeader:  That changed my life, dad.
guest30:  It’s my ever-lasting shame.
YourMoralLeader:  Do people remind you about this often?
guest31:  play us a song on your skin flute luke
guest30:  When you go to sleep at night, do you drift off with the belief tghat you’ve accomplished something for that day? As far as I can see, all you do is sit in a little room and play with other socially awkward twits.
guest30:  And not even face-to-face. I’d like to take a cricket bat to your skull, I would.
guest30:  Chin-stroking, self-important w**ker!
guest30:  What is the difference between your incessant baiting of the Jews and your mission to "dig up dirt" on the porn industry? That’s not even the original version of that song, by the way. PONCE!
guest31:  desperate times calls for…..Desparado
zenmanxpt:  whre’s your gun luke?
zenmanxpt:  show it to us
zenmanxpt:  I got drunk with Holly Randall last night
guest31:  Yes! show us your gun Luke
zenmanxpt:  OH YES!!!
guest30:  trashed any rabbis lately? are you off on a "hot scoop" of barely concealed anti-Semitism? Schizoid twerp. Your mum and I both loathed you as a child, and I despise you all the more for the way you’ve turned out.
zenmanxpt:  THANKS LUKE
guest31:  nice
guest31:  S&W 66?
YourMoralLeader:  I’m just a humble servant of the truth, dad.
YourMoralLeader:  yeah
guest30:  Don’t give yourself credit: a [plastic jug filled with urine a pistol don’t make you a deperado.
guest30:  They just make you a disappointment to your dead mum and me.
guest30:  Outlaws don’t use S&W….but homosexuals and women do. Good on you, mate!
zenmanxpt:  Hol-ly Ran-dall..why dont’ you come to your senses…
User guest31 changed their name to JimSouthSR.
JimSouthSR:  Luke we need you down here at world modeling
JimSouthSR:  we’re having a big whore-wrangling this weekend- open house event
JimSouthSR:  FREE FOOD!
JimSouthSR:  I’ll send Jr around to pick you up. You in?
YourMoralLeader:  I’m done with porn.
zenmanxpt:  no one is done with porn
YourMoralLeader:  I’m a Torah Jew now.
zenmanxpt:  it just takes different forms
YourMoralLeader:  Sorry dad.
JimSouthSR:  well this is just a chance for you to pick up some money
JimSouthSR:  we need another lense around the place
JimSouthSR:  jews like money
JimSouthSR:  even torahs
JimSouthSR:  C’mon I need your opinion on the new carpet
guest30:  Tell us how it feels to be 40-something adult and to be doing THIS day after day? Most people would take that gun, put it to their temple and pull the trigger. But you don’t even have thje stones to do that…think of the posthumous YouTube hits!
zenmanxpt:  luke how do you earn your living?
User guest35 left the room.
YourMoralLeader:  blogging
zenmanxpt:  you honestly pay rent with your blog
zenmanxpt:  i need that kind of gig
zenmanxpt:  have you spoken with smelly monkey lately
zenmanxpt:  he’s a fellow Member of the Tribe
guest38:  hello mr.morel
guest30:  Blogging’s not even a real word, you whelp! It’s something Internet homosexuals like you came up with to describe their pointless. meaningless lives.
YourMoralLeader:  seriously, i’m drowning financially but I have hope.
guest30:  Here’s a tip for your financial situation…get a job! It works ffor most people.
JimSouthSR:  hey Luke got any pigs feet in there?
JimSouthSR:  I’m starving
guest37:  That was a bit of an unnecessary comment
JimSouthSR:  everyone needs a purpose
guest30:  Obviously, you’re not listening to your old dad…typical. Looks like you’ve done real well for yourself, lad. And even in backwards OZ, we realized a long time ago that the Carpenters were fit for moping teen girls.
JimSouthSR:  don;t you have some special undergarments to wash?
guest30:  I’m buggering off now, mate. You’ve broken your family’s heart. Not mine, mind you. I just want to smash your face. But the rest of them think of you as tragic. I’m going on walkabout now. And will listen to some Poppy Family on my fair-dinkum iPod. Ponc
YourMoralLeader:  Always good to hear from you, dad. Let’s do lunch
oken your family’s heart. Not mine, mind you. I just want to smash your face. But the rest of them think of you as tragic. I’m going on walkabout now. And will listen to some Poppy Family on my fair-dinkum iPod. Ponce.

JimSouthSR:  luke how come your jew friends arent supporting you in your webcam and blogging endeavors?
JimSouthSR:  only your pornfriends care about you
guest37:  On a night when everyone is donning there glad rags me, just sittin here with me tunes and me prayer book. It’s the life.
zenmanxpt:  have you ever met gia jordan
zenmanxpt:  i hear she has a crush on you
zenmanxpt:  and she said she was jewish in Down the Hatch
YourMoralLeader:  yeah
JimSouthSR:  zenman send her the link to this webcam- that will cure her.
JimSouthSR:  she thinks he still looks like his book-cover
mikesouth:  hey lukey
YourMoralLeader:  hi mike
mikesouth:  how ya been man
YourMoralLeader:  good, you?
mikesouth:  no complaints in dayton with tim and fifi
YourMoralLeader:  yay
YourMoralLeader:  how’s your health?
mikesouth:  its good i guess considering my old age
guest37:  I’m off as I dont understand anything anymore
mikesouth:  you look….ummm…jeweish LOL
JimSouthSR:  37, its just a couple old porners sitting around swapping war stories
mikesouth:  good to see you too man
guest42:  He has risen
guest37:  ahhh, ic. what are porners. do they undress often?
mikesouth:  yer music leaves a lot to be desired
JimSouthSR:  sometimes. watch your wallet around them
User JimSouthSR changed their name to BrandyeAlexander.
guest37:  He hasn’t quite risen yet
YourMoralLeader:  This is like old porn times
zenmanxpt:  lol brandy!
BrandyeAlexander:  I got fired from my job at the cemetary
guest42:  2007 years ago
mikesouth:  i always liked luke
mikesouth:  he is a weird
BrandyeAlexander:  It’s ok though- I hated the graveyard shift
zenmanxpt:  i miss the old day s from RAME
mikesouth:  thats a riot
BrandyeAlexander:  where’s Tim?
mikesouth:  tim is at the club i just finished shooting
mikesouth:  but its ok to talk about it wasnt porn
YourMoralLeader:  what did you shoot?
mikesouth:  i shot a gilr vaccuuming rice krispies out of a sofa
YourMoralLeader:  how’s holly randall?
mikesouth:  and stompping on old 78 records with stripper heels
mikesouth:  and putting on makeup
guest37:  my word, rice crispies (spelling correction)
User Guest left the room.
YourMoralLeader:  Guest, did you get my email?
zenmanxpt:  when will the palestinians get a homeland, Luke?
mikesouth:  that stuff makes crazy money on clips4sale
mikesouth:  its too weird but i love it
guest39:  let’s hear some carpenters  🙂
User guest43 left the room.
mikesouth:  luke you should vaccuum your hovel on yer cam here
User spitzer left the room.
mikesouth:  LOL
Guest:  how do I get an email from you?
YourMoralLeader:  Guest, how does your email addy begin?
YourMoralLeader:  maybe I thought you were someone else
mikesouth:  ok luke whom should i vote for in the election in november
guest37:  let’s not here some carpenters. I’m on my knees on that one!
mikesouth:  be my moral compass
guest39:  glutton for punishment
YourMoralLeader:  mccain
mikesouth:  i just cant sacrificemore of my freedom to republicans
Guest:  do you have the whole court case?
mikesouth:  yet i dont want to sacrifice my money to the democrats
User guest45 left the room.
guest39:  Purim / Good Fri mood music
guest44:  Wow, Luke you really are aging of late.
mikesouth:  he looks like luke to me
zenmanxpt:  shabat starts in a few hours luke, will you be lighting candles?
zenmanxpt:  at whose house?
guest37:  mine
guest39:  mine
YourMoralLeader:  yes
YourMoralLeader:  Thanks 44
YourMoralLeader:  The years have not been kind to me
YourMoralLeader:  How have you fine folks observed Good Friday/Purim?
BrandyeAlexander:  I had a huge plate of barbeque pork for lunch
mikesouth:  ok im out good seein ya luke peace to ya brudda
Guest:  give me your addy and I’ll send you an email add to send it to me
YourMoralLeader:  I;’m turning htis up loud
zenmanxpt:  you remember pork dont’ you luke
guest39:  hamantaschen ..prune.. very moving
YourMoralLeader:  B"H
ThisIsMyCostume:  haha
guest46:  Meshugener
User mikesouth left the room.
BrandyeAlexander:  do you miss the cloven-footed meat Luke?
YourMoralLeader:  never ate it, hon
zenmanxpt:  it’s delicious
BrandyeAlexander:  bacon in the morning….sausage in the evening.
xander:  ever get confused and drink out of your pee jug there beside you Luke?
guest46:  luke sings
guest37:  should I admit to having sausage each night too?
guest46:  taco night
BrandyeAlexander:  you bet
BrandyeAlexander:  ahhh fish taco
guest46:  come back to the dark side……..luke
guest39:  Luke no invites to Purim Seuda?
YourMoralLeader:  no
YourMoralLeader:  just alone in my hovel
guest39:  come break taschen w/ me…
YourMoralLeader:  I’d love to but i have appts this afternoon
YourMoralLeader:  please invite me another time
guest39:  Yom Kippur
User zenmanxpt left the room.
guest39:  my treat
YourMoralLeader:  The one time I was invited to a seuda was at YICC. The poor bloke had never heard of Luke Ford.
YourMoralLeader:  He must’ve felt so betrayed. I can barely look at him now.
YourMoralLeader:  He opened his home and his heart to me, thinking I was a mentch.
guest39:  next time don’t go in the buff
guest37:  I’ll second that
BrandyeAlexander:  will you leave your webcam on for us during chabat luke?
User guest47 left the room.
BrandyeAlexander:  so we can look in on you?
guest46:  Gevalt!
BrandyeAlexander:  shabat
guest37:  he he
YourMoralLeader:  I’d have to ask a rabbi
ThisIsMyCostume:  the rabbi would say no
YourMoralLeader:  well that answers that

The IP address from the person claiming to be my dad says Chatsworth, CA. Hmm. Why would someone from AVN be impersonating my dad?

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The Man Was About To Close 40 Black Law Schools

Over the past few years, law schools with more than 30% of graduates who don’t pass the bar exam in their state have been put on probation and were in danger of being closed (ABA interpretation 301-6.).

Guess which law schools were most in trouble? Those with a lot of black students. Only about half of black law school graduates pass the bar (it’s about 40% in California, which has America’s toughest bar exam). Hispanics don’t do so well either. Japanese and Chinese Asians have the highest percentage of any race in passing the bar. Then whites and other Asians.

It sounds a lot like The Bell Curve.

So almost every black law school was in danger of being closed down by the Department of Education at the urging of the American Bar Association. Obviously liberals would’ve gotten up in arms about this and the matter is being resolved so that law schools with lots of black, brown and yellow students need not fear being closed.

Nobody has done a good write-up on this. I guess this topic makes people uncomfortable.

What can we as Jews do to help the black man?

Attorney Justin Levine responds: "My advice? Get rid of the American Bar Association accreditation process. It is a monopolistic holdover from the fuedal era that serves no legitimate purpose. Simply have each law school post their bar passage rates and let the market take care of things. No reason to give the ABA the power to "punish" law schools."

I know almost nothing about this story. I’m just sharing with you what I know. You can read more here.

Here are some excerpts from the hearing: AMERICAN BAR ASSOCIATION SECTTION OF LEGAL EDUCATION AND ADMISSION TO THE BAR STANDARD REVIEW HEARING WENDESDAY, MAY 16, 2007 9:00 a.m. THE WESTIN ST. FRANCIS 335 POWELL STREET SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA 94102

My name is Frederic White. I’m Dean of Golden Gate University School of Law located here in San Francisco.

…By establishing a first time bar passage standard the interpretation will penalize access schools such as Golden Gate who have had as part of their respective core missions a desire to open up the gates of legal education to populations, including but not limited to minorities, who historically have been denied these kinds of opportunities. It is well documented that certain underrepresented groups do not pass the bar on their first attempt in the same percentage as the majority population, thus, the proposed interpretation will have a especially debilitating effect on students attending HBCU law schools. Further, I’m unaware of any empirical data showing that first time bar passage produces smarter, better, or more ethical lawyers.

…I’m James Douglas, and I represent Thurgood Marshall School of Law.

Fifty years ago I was filled with joy. The U.S. Supreme Court had just rendered its decision in Brown versus Board of Education, and I along with all of the African-Americans in this country believed that after more than 300 years we had an opportunity to at last become full members of the American society.

We as African-Americans were even more excited because the architect of the theory that led to the victory in the Brown case and victory in numerous other civil rights cases leading up to Brown was a group of Africa-American lawyers, most educated at Howard University School of Law and guided by the late Thurgood Marshall whose name dons the law school I represent today.

Today I think back to the 1950s, the 1960s, and to some extent the early 1970s, for that was a time when the leadership of this country really felt the need for inclusion.

That was a period of time when the moral leadership of the country was led by the Federal Courts, the White House, and, yes, even Congress, made bold moves to include minorities in the fabric of every cloth woven in our American society.

In fact, one institutional group deeply rooted in American society that stepped to the forefront was legal education led by numerous dedicated law school deans who believed there should be many more opportunities in the legal profession for people who looked like Thurgood Marshall, and so was born CLEO, LEAP, SPACE, LEON, MILES, (ph.) and many other programs aimed at attracting more African-Americans and minorities to legal education and the legal profession.

Our honorable organization, the American Bar Association, even adopted goals to address the lack of diversity in the legal profession.

To most African-Americans the future at that time appeared to be brighter, for how were most of us to know that in the early seventies the tide would just slow down in the late sixties, would begin to turn.

For those of us who were slow to recognize the change, the decision should have been a wake-up call.

At that time the inclusion leadership in the country of the sixties began to desert us.

First went the White House, one friend gone. Second went the Courts, another friend gone. Third went Congress, another friend gone. Fourth went legal education, another friend gone.

And now it appears that we are about to lose even our dearest friend, the American Bar Association.

One reason African-Americans have always had hope over the last 50 years was the belief that as long as there were African-American lawyers these lawyers could and would somehow fashion a remedy to rescue African-American people from the evils of the American society.

When one thinks of tides, one generally thinks of pleasant beaches and white sand. The tide slowly goes out, low tide, and the tide slowly returns, high tide. But there are tides that are not so pleasant. Some tides are very violent in their actions, tsunamis, and the proposed action to be taken with interpretation 310-6 on bar passage to law schools like Thurgood Marshall School of Law is truly a tsunami.

Therefore, the Thurgood Marshall School of Law along with other schools located in historically black colleges strongly oppose this proposed interpretation of standard 301-6.

I am sure I don’t need to remind the panel of the racial makeup of most law schools located in historically black colleges, but I will.

Before the late sixties, when other law schools denied admissions to most African-Americans, law schools at Texas Southern University, Southern University, Howard University, Florida International *University, and North Carolina Central University accounted for a substantial portion of African-American lawyers.

When African-American law hopefuls had nowhere else to go, they came to us, and we delivered.

Even in the late sixties, seventies, eighties, and nineties when other law schools cracked their doors slightly, African-American students came to us — African-American law students came to us, and we delivered.

And now some of those law schools with doors slightly cracked have began to close. African-American law students still come to us, and, in fact, historically black law schools have continuously surprised the legal profession with large numbers of African-American lawyers.

In the early days, when most other doors were closed, the best and brightest African-American students came to us, and we educated them, and they became successful lawyers.

When other law schools cracked their doors, we got fewer of the best and brightest and more of the least and less bright, but we still educated them, and most of them became successful members of the legal profession.

I address this panel this morning to inform you that interpretation 310-6 with a 70 percent first time bar passage rate will require law schools at historically black colleges to make an election between two evils. We must abandon our mission of educating minority lawyers or we must close our doors.

We all know that the numbers. In countless studies African-American and Mexican-Americans on a national scale perform at less than 70 percent of first time bar-takers and in some jurisdictions performance is less than 50 percent.

Some of you may say that it’s all right that the law schools at historic black law schools close their doors, we still have approximately 180 other law schools in which to educate African-American lawyers.

But these 180 other law schools will realize that if they seek to increase their commitment to diversity they increase the possibility of reducing their first time bar passage rate.

In other words, they know that law schools with high African-American enrollment tend to have first time bar passage rate problems. So they, in turn, do nothing.

In the end, the rule of approving the interpretation 310-6 is another step in the direction of pre-1954 America.

Twenty or 30 years from now it is my hope that future teenage James Matthew Douglasses will not be told, as I was told, "Don’t consider law as a profession. The legal profession is not really open to African-Americans."

This morning we ask the panel to reject interpretation 310-6 and keep the doors of legal education in the legal profession open to all minorities.

Keep the doors open to all Americans.

THE DEAN OF WHITTIER LAW SCHOOL NEIL COGAN SAYS:

In 2001 or thereafter I tried to learn whether the Section would take in to account our school’s commitment to diversity in applying the bar passage standards to a program, but I learned nothing.

I found that the law school had moved to an area, it had originally been in Los Angeles and moved to Costa Mesa, had moved to an area of the state with a large immigrant population from Mexico and Central America, from Vietnam and Korea, and was seeking to serve those communities and also the African-American community in Costa Mesa and other nearby towns.

I found myself perplexed about how to maintain our commitment but not run afoul of an unknown standard.

Now that I’ve read proposed interpretation 301-6, my perplexity has turned to sadness and despair.

After nearly 40 years before the bar and more work than anyone cares to listen to me describe, I find the clock has been reset to where it was before I first was sworn in and first began what we believed was the good fight for justice.

This past Sunday, Mother’s Day, as I greeted the 2007 graduates, I feared that for many of them their brothers, their sisters, their cousins, would never have the opportunity to get a legal education.

Maybe 70 percent is only a trigger, but deans and admissions committees will stay as far removed from the trigger as they possibly can.

And in California, where the graduates of half the ABA law schools do not reach 70 percent as a regular matter, their are deans and admissions committees that will shy away from admitting minorities whom they predict will not pass the Country’s toughest bar examination on the first attempt.

My esteemed colleague, Bill Patton, tells me that 32 law schools may not satisfy the proposed interpretation, and I suspect many others will be concerned that they cannot as well.

I ask you, who will serve the African-American, the Hispanic, the Korean and Vietnamese communities of southern California?

Who will look face-to-face at the applicants from those communities and tell them we have no confidence that they will pass the bar on the first attempt and they should choose some other career?

Without preplanning and coordination at the graduation on Sunday our speaker, a Justice of the California Supreme Court, our valedictorian, and I each spoke about the value of welcoming and including immigrants in to the legal community and serving immigrant and minority populations.

We did not think we were making vacuous graduation speeches.

We thought we were speaking truth and promoting justice.

I sincerely request that you, the panel, the committee, undo what the Section says has been the Section’s practice, a practice that it tragically says it wishes to perpetuate.

…I’m Bill Patton. I’m a Professor at Whittier Law School…

I think one of the principle moving forces has been the No Child Left Behind Act, which is forcing undergraduate schools, elementary schools, to look for measurable criteria, usually looking for outcome measures.

And, obviously, for law schools the easiest outcome measure to study is bar exam rates.

I think we’re also looking at this historical genesis and the effect of a previous lawsuit against the ABA which is the lawsuit that Western State Law School brought in which they for the first time made public and pointed out some discrepancies among the bar passage rates of ABA law schools and said there should be more consistency in terms of the application of the standards to the various law schools.

And, third, I don’t think we can underestimate the cajoling and almost marching orders of the Department of Education last year in terms of bringing more transparency to the accreditation process.

There was an attitude there that was expressed by the members of the DOE that there’s something wrong when law schools are graduating students who spend a great deal of time, and they, unlike the graduates of other professional schools, are not passing their examinations above 90 percent.

So I think we have to look at all of this in terms of the genesis of 301-6 and ask ourselves whether or not the response is one which we as an institution want to provide to society.

We’ve seen in terms of not only my own study but already much of the testimony that there’s a disparate impact that a rule like 301-6 will have on different constituencies.

First, it’s going to have a tremendous impact, as our earlier speakers have indicated, on law schools’ admissions policies.

The fact that even though the 301-6 standard is 70 percent has been characterized as a trigger, it’s going to have a tremendous impact on setting the bar for admissions.

My study also indicated the disparate impact that law schools in high cut state jurisdictions are going to experience.

The fact that the Dean of Golden Gate already indicated, the fact that on average for the last several bar administrations at least 50 percent and sometimes more than 50 percent of the ABA California approved law schools have not met the trigger mechanism, and among those schools — I’m not going to mention names — but among those schools we recognize many of the best law schools in the country, the second tier law schools that are doing an excellent job.

I think we also have to be very careful as the sole accrediting agency for American law schools not to become complicit in ways that we might disapprove.

We know we can demonstrate this, and much has been written about the cut scores in states and that those cut scores have as much to do with determining attorney competence so that our public will be well served by competent attorneys as it does in terms of a monopoly in terms of allowing sufficient numbers in to the profession to serve the underserved population at the moment.

So I think that the disparate impact that this standard has is something that’s very serious.

I also want to say you’ve met your commitment, and I want you to feel good about this. You’ve met your commitment to the DOE.

You have done exactly what you said you would do. You have promulgated a proposed interpretation. You’ve put it out for public comment for it to be vetted, and I think what we’re giving you now is a number of concerns that will permit you to go back and rethink this interpretation in a way that will bring confidence to the public that the law schools are doing a good job, that will provide access to law school for those who have been left out of the system.

It will increase diversity. It will allow more minorities access to the profession, and it will protect consumers by forcing law schools to provide sufficient educational training to give those students the competencies necessary to zealously and competently represent their own clients.

I think we have to also be very careful in drawing a bright line rule. I know that we need transparency. I know that we need a rule in which all of us can understand where we’re going.

But we need to be careful in drawing that rule that we exercise wisdom and a cost benefit analysis.

I believe that we can protect consumers, consumers in terms of those law students who are prospectively going to be looking for law schools, those students who will be graduating from schools, and clients who will be getting the representation.

I think we can draw that line at a much lower percentage and still provide protection.

We have to be careful that the rule doesn’t slide from consumerism in to paternalism, a rule that will be so rigorous that it will impose a standard that will not enable law schools to admit a diverse student body.

So I would ask you, rather than looking to targets set by state bar committees and state Supreme Courts, which aren’t completely promulgated for issues of competency, that you go back to the drawing board, think about how we can protect the public, protect the prospective students with knowledge so that they, as consumers, can make decisions of which law schools to attend without stepping across that threshold to paternalism where we’re going to take opportunities away from prospective law students.

Elizabeth Rindskopf Parker says:

The State Bar of California provides 10 years of statistics for first time African-American and Hispanic bar-takers. As a group African-American first time bar-takers have never passed the California state bar at a rate of 70 percent.

In fact, they average a pass rate of 52 percent for the July bar and 31 percent for the February bar, and I have provided a chart that will illustrate these statistics in greater detail.

For Hispanic first time bar-takers, the success is slightly greater, however, except for one bar exam, July 1997, where the pass rate was 72 percent, over the past 10 years as a group they, too, have not passed at a rate over 70 percent.

In fact, they average a pass rate of 62 percent for the July bar and 46 percent for the February bar…

It’s shocking to observe below average entrance LSAT median scores that African-American and Hispanic students have.

Why is this the case?

Why is it that statistics as recently announced in a meeting we had today show African-Americans at an average LSAT score of 143 and average admit of 150, and Hispanics 150 — or pardon me — 148 with an admit of 154 or 153, when their white counterparts have corresponding scores of 154 and 158 for admission?

I think the answer should be obvious to everyone.

It’s that these students have been ill-served by their educational experience from the very earliest years.

They enter their college experience with a poor experience in high school typically. They find upon arrival in high school — pardon me — in college that their high schools have ill-prepared them. College becomes something of a remedial experience. They arrive then at the conclusion of college seeking, we hope in greater numbers, to become members of the legal profession weakly prepared for the challenge of an LSAT and undergraduate GPA set of tests that, of course, are driven by U.S. News and World Report.

And so they are, indeed, entering with disabilities when they arrive at law school.

The fact that they may find that they are not the test-takers with the kind of skill that higher schools seem to benefit from ought not to be something that penalizes the law schools that do a fine job in making up the deficit that they arrive at when they enter law school doors.

Indeed, we also find that in three attempts at bar passage our students, no matter their success in law school, whether measured by their grades in law school or their entering GPA or LSAT…

I am Marc-Tizoc Gonzalez, and I’m testifying today on behalf of the East Bay La Raza Lawyers Association, which is a specialty bar association for lawyers, legal workers, and law students who live or work in Alameda Contra and Costa Counties.

…You should by now be generally familiar with the racial and cultural demographics in the United States and California. In both cases a terrible chasm exists between the proportion of the population categorized as Hispanic or Latino and the proportion of attorneys of such heritage.

As "The California Bar Journal" featured in its front page lead story for April 2007, 35 percent of the state of California is categorized as Hispanic, yet we constitute only 3.8 percent of California’s attorneys, an unacceptable disparity of 31 percent.

I leave it to others to say if that gap makes that, the Latinos’ representation in California’s bar, as the worst in the nation.

But consider this: The Latino representation at the California bar is roughly one-ninth of our proportion of the state’s population.

In contrast, people racialized as white represent only 44 percent of the state’s population, yet they make up over 84 percent of the bar.

People racialized as white constitute only 8.8 percent more of the state population than those categorized as Latinos but have roughly 22 times the representation of Latinos in the California bar.

Yet there is more to this story than statistical analysis.

Latinos and whites, like all racial groups, feature significant and vibrant internal diversity, yet nevertheless, I submit the following to you: Chicano or Latino lawyers have special knowledge of and particular affinities to one of the most pressing crises of U.S. law and society, the rights of residents and the jurisprudence of citizenship.

Please note that I do not claim that Latino lawyers are the only ones who have insights in to immigration and citizenship or other aspects of the socio-legal conditions of subordination.

Indeed, lawyers from many other backgrounds have dedicated themselves to advocating those marginalized by society who are routinely denied the full and equal protection to the law.

As you know, however, today’s national discourse on immigration is by-and-large in reference to Mexican and other Latin immigrants, our community as Chicano and Latino lawyers.

Debates about the jurisprudence of immigration and citizenship pertain directly to our personal and family history and to everyone’s future in these United States.

I do not want to overstate the importance of immigration. It is critical to California and the nation’s changing demographics, but the immigration law by itself is only one issue next to economic opportunity, workers’ rights, and public benefits like education and health care, all issues that Chicano and Latino lawyers contribute to meaningfully if we’re allowed to.

I want to ask, how is California equipped to face its current demographic reality?

In the dawn of the 21st Century Latino lawyers represent less than 4 percent of our state’s bar.

If the ABA adopts its proposed interpretation 301-6, the Latino community will suffer a double hit. Not only do people categorized as Hispanic have lower first time bar passage rates, but we also tend to have lower LSAT scores, which, as you know, are weakly correlated with first time bar passage.

Therefore, the proposed 70 percent first time bar will negatively impact Latinos, because we, like African-Americans and Native Americans, and perhaps some of the subgroups of the Asian-American coalition, we tend to pass the bar exam on the first timer rates that are below the proposed trigger.

In contrast, as individual law professors and research centers like Boalt Hall’s Warren Institute on Race, Ethnicity & Diversity or Thelton E. Henderson Center for Social Justice have articulated in their written comments, all of these communities’ eventually bar passage rates would meet the proposed new trigger rate, however, while amending the proposed interpretation to use eventual instead of first time bar passage rates would be a marked improvement and should be seriously considered by the Committee, such as an amendment by itself is unlikely to facilitate access to quality legal education and competent lawyering in the 21st Century.

As you must understand, the relatively low overall bar passage rate in a state like California means that aspiring Latino lawyers must not only contend with our racialized statistics of bar passage rates, but also the geographical or jurisdictional differences in bar passage rates that proposed interpretation 301-6 fails to consider.

The same is true for many other racialized social groups in this state.

I want to leave you with this: In the famous law school affirmative action case, Grutter versus Bollinger, Justice O’Connor remarked on the importance of social diversity in American law schools and listed a set of benefits, including the perception that the United States is a fair and free society.

As you all know, in a few weeks the Supreme Court will likely publish its decision about school desegregation efforts in Seattle and Kentucky.

Race remains salient in America. On what side of the effort to integrate society to oppose the exclusion or segregation of substantial proportions of people of color should the ABA stand?

Please reject proposed interpretation 301-6 and do the necessary additional work to produce a rational standard that complies with the Department of Education mandates without discriminating impact on Latinos and other communities.

I’m Leroy Pernell, the Dean of the College of Law at Northern Illinois University….

The performance of people of color on the bar exam and disparity between that and all other exam-takers is not simply a matter of graduates who are not as prepared as others or somehow don’t have skills that others do.

But it should come as no surprise to anybody in this room that the challenge to the bar exam itself as a racially obnoxious system has been made for many years.

That challenge has never been cleared up, and to validate the potential racial problems of bar examinations by incorporating a percentage as this standard does, I think doesn’t make any problems better.

If anything, it makes it worse.

I know there was concern expressed about the concept of transparency, that we want to have a — ABA wants us to be transparent and the Section wants to be transparent, but we’re talking about incorporating a standard — a percentage regarding a process that itself is anything but transparent.

Any of you who have ever dealt with the bar examination process in your individual states know that transparency has never been the rule there.

Getting information out of how bar exams function, how they’re graded, how they’re put together, is like uncovering the secret of the Sphinx.

The reenforcement of this by way of a so-called "trigger," and I think that that’s an interesting terminology in terms of "trigger," usually associated with guns, I think in this case it might be apt, but we’re pulling this trigger supposedly as a suggestion for possible additional information to be sought, but, in fact, I think we know that the — and this is no real criticism of our accreditation process, but we know that these triggers become de facto standards, both internally in terms of the accreditation process and externally.

I think that schools that recognize that they are in danger of triggers being pulled will respond with changes to their admissions process in ways that have already been outlined by a number of other speakers, and that doesn’t serve legal education very well at all.

The concern about admissions, given the rather static number of admissions of African-American and people of color at law school over the past few years, and I know I was surprised this morning there might be a slight bump in some numbers, but if we look at the last 12 years, I think now it’s seven out of the last 12 years we’ve had a drop in the number of matriculating students of color.

Knowing that the options to attend a wide range of law schools could be negatively impacted by schools that exist under a cloud of — of this so-called seven percent trigger only makes that, again, worse.

The — the burden of proof that this standard shifts to the schools is also not insignificant, I think deserves some mention here.

We say that, well, this just triggers it, you’ll have to get more information explained to committees.

All of us who have gone through accreditation process know that pulling that type of information together and reliably communicating it is not necessarily an easy task, and it’s one that I think in general we would like to try to avoid.

Why place that burden regarding a set statistical number that, in fact, is somewhat arbitrary and bears no relationship to real measure of competence?

I’ll conclude with just a short example that I’ve shared with some of you before, but it speaks to the lack of rational basis for looking at bar exam percentages as measures of real competency or law school program.

Back in the seventies, when I was still in Ohio, we encountered a situation where the bar examiners reported a bar passage figure to the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.

The Chief Justice in a response that received some publicity said to the bar examiners, "The percentage of bar passage is too high. Go back and lower it."

Is that the type of system that we want to honor by adopting this type of standard that does nothing more than perpetuate a system that has not served people of color at least very well in this country?

LAW PROFESSOR MARINA ANGEL WRITES: "Dan, I hope you are enjoying your new job, but you are in the middle of a serious controversy on the proposed standard on bar passage. I’m shocked that the ABA would even consider taking such an anti-diversity position. The proposed standard would wipe out the majority of law schools that service minority communities, cutting off future leadership for those growing communities. Lawyers don’t just practice law but serve in leadership positions in our political, civic, charitable, and business communities. Minorities in America will soon be a majority, just as they are in our largest state, California. As legal educators, we have an obligation to train the leadership of those communities – not to close them out of opportunities to participate in the upper levels of American society."

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Alleged Sex Abuse by Principal Roils Australia

Dan Goldberg writes for the Forward:

Sydney, Australia — Australia’s tight-knit ultra-Orthodox community is being roiled by allegations that the principal of a girls’ high school molested a number of her former students.

Malka Leifer, headmistress of Melbourne’s Adass Israel Girls’ School for the past five years, left the country within 24 hours of board members confronting her with allegations of sexual misconduct March 4, according to school board members.

Her departure is particularly controversial, due to allegations that she left with up to $100,000 borrowed from community members. A teacher at the school told the Forward that Leifer borrowed money from members of the community who were unaware of the impending furor.

Leifer, a mother of eight in her late 40s, denied any wrongdoing to the school’s board, but since she was ordered to step aside pending a full investigation, she believed she “might as well resign,” according the school’s lawyer, Norman Rosenbaum. (Rosenbaum’s younger brother, Yankel, was murdered by an anti-Jewish mob in Brooklyn during the Crown Heights riots in 1991.)

A day after speaking with the school, Leifer left for native Israel.

The allegations and swift departure have traumatized the 1,200 members of Adass Israel, an ultra-Orthodox, non-Zionist community whose lingua franca is Yiddish. Unlike in America, where ultra-Orthodox, or Haredi, sects have their own communities, the Adass community here includes Satmar, Vishnitzer, Belz and other Hasidic groupings.

“My friend teaches there,” said Timmy Rubin, who runs the Chaya Moushke Schneerson Mikvah in Melbourne. “She’s been crying the whole time. Everybody’s devastated. It’s like 9/11 for them; it’s their wake-up call.”

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Happy Good Friday

Lewisafein:  you free this afternoon?
 Lewisafein:  huge event in the hills
 Luzdedos1:  what?
 Lewisafein:  rumor is: they’re gonna execute some big rabbi
 Lewisafein:  i got tickets
 Lewisafein:  in fact, there’s an ex-hooker who’s gonna be there
 Luzdedos1:  his name is jesus?
 Lewisafein:  jerry
 Lewisafein:  runs a furniture biz in the valley
 Lewisafein:  we should put a table for sale on ebay. "jesus original"

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What’s new in that nasty dispute at Young Israel of Beverly Hills?

It’s a broken down shul on Pico near Shenandoah.

I heard about this new lawsuit against the shul president Howard Zisblatt: YAKKOV BURK VS. LAW OFFICES OF HOWARD B. ZISBLATT INC. ETALCase#: SC097363.

Filing Date: 03/07/2008 Case Type: Othr Breach Contr/Warr-not Fraud (General Jurisdiction)
Status: Pending
Future Hearings 06/25/2008 at 08:30 am in department WEX at 9355 Burton Way, Beverly Hills, CA 90210 Initial Status Conference

Zisblatt sends in a letter to this week’s Jewish Journal:

We read with interest David Suissa’s column, "Food Fight," regarding problems at Young Israel of Beverly Hills, our venerable 40-year-old shul in Pico-Robertson (March 7).

Suissa chastises us, however, for not heeding the advice of our sages and the precepts of the holy Torah. Had we done so, Suissa concludes, a "crystal-clear agreement" would be in place, which would have protected the shul from the current lawsuit.

Human failure resulted in this unmerited and malicious lawsuit: misplaced trust, a naïve belief that the unworkable can be fixed and a reticence to assert our rights are some. Failing to execute a "crystal-clear agreement," however, is not one of them. That option was never presented. Now Young Israel of Beverly Hills has been dragged, nisht villendik, into this chillul Hashem. Precious community resources must now be diverted to attorneys’ fees.

Suissa, join us anytime to see how Judaism is practiced Young Israel of Beverly Hills style. You won’t leave disappointed.

David Suissa writes in the March 8 Jewish Journal:

After weeks of escalating tension, the story came to a head recently when a few tough-looking gentlemen interrupted the post-Shabbat evening prayers and served the president of the shul with a legal summons charging Young Israel of Beverly Hills with fraud and breach of contract. The summons was on behalf of a local caterer who had rented kitchen space from the synagogue about six months ago and who was now engaged in a bitter dispute with the shul on a host of issues, such as: the terms and validity of the agreement, who is allowed to enter the social hall and whether the kosher certification prevented open access to the hall, who should prepare the Shabbos Kiddush, whether the president of the shul was in fact a duly elected president or even a member of the shul and whether the shul had the right to terminate the agreement.

I got most of this from the summons itself, which is available to the public. I don’t know about you, but legal complaints give me indigestion. By necessity, they’re completely one-sided. The aggrieved party looks like a saint who has done nothing wrong, while the accused party is made to look like a serial deceiver who’s only out to pull a fast one on the complainer.

If you like to read stuff that’s fair and balanced, don’t become a lawyer.

As expected, when I checked out the other side, I got a whole other story. I don’t know who’s right, but it’s clear that both sides made a sloppy deal. Nevertheless, the shul is planning a vigorous defense, including a possible eviction notice. They feel they’ve been taken advantage of, and this will be expressed in their answer to the summons. Eventually, there will be two aggrieved parties facing off, and a judge or jury will decide what is fair and balanced— unless the parties reach a settlement first.

But the damage will have been done, and scars will remain. This is a shul that has gone without a rabbi for more than a year, and it was hoping to rejuvenate itself this year. Instead, it’s been mired in a petty and ugly quarrel in a deal gone sour.

So how should we look at this kind of infighting among Jews? Should we be saddened by it or see it as just another saga in the affairs of men?

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Client #9 (Lyrics: Bruce Hopman Vocals: Ross Hopman)

A cool parody video about Eliot Spitzer.

I want to go to shul as G-d or Client #9 but not sure how to dress for the part.

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Shalhevet Owes Roland Arnall $7 Million

I’m sure the school was hoping Roland would forgive the debt.

Now Roland’s dead, so what happens? What provisions are in his will about this?

Jeff emails: "Did you like that full paged ad  Shalhevet placed in the Jewish Journal? Evidently Jerry’s a little worried about the 7 million dollar donation/loan that the Arnall family has on the books especially since they can call the school on the loan since Jerry Friedman was not  living up to his commitments.  Jerry sacked Ken Millman who was Arnall’s point man at the school for fiscal sanity."

Fox Business reports:

LOS ANGELES — Ameriquest Mortgage founder Roland Arnall, a billionaire who became a symbol of the struggling sub-prime lending industry he helped create, died Monday at UCLA Medical Center, his family said. He was 68.

The cause was cancer, family spokeswoman Lisa Cohen said.

The Paris-born Arnall once sold flowers on the street corners of Los Angeles but over the years built a real estate and financial services fortune that transformed him into one of the nation’s wealthiest individuals.

A major Republican financier with ties to President Bush, he was appointed ambassador to the Netherlands in 2006 after an approval process that was slowed by unsettled issues regarding Ameriquest, the California-based lending company Arnall founded in 1979.

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