He Always Wanted To Talk To A Room Full Of Jews About Jesus Christ

Gavriel Sanders used to be a Christian minister (under the goyisha name he was born with).

Now he’s an Orthodox Jew who’s married to a Bais Yaakov girl and works for Artscroll.

He operates GavrielSanders.com.

Here’s a recording of his talk to Chabad.

His one word definition of Judaism is "elevator."

Judaism should elevate us.

Gavriel Sanders was a regular at the Happy Minyan with Rabbi Aron Parry. During the dancing there over the taking out of the Torah, Gavriel said to Rabbi Parry: "This is the closest you’ll get to a Baptist revival meeting."

Let’s walk through the ages with the sages and the pages. (Old black minister)

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‘Are You Calling For Tech Support Or For Sex?’ She Asked

"Or for companionship?"

"Companionship," I said.

"That’s the politically correct answer.

"Are you available for manual labor?"

"No. What about my needs?"

CharlieTheAbo:  Best name for a punk rock band in many a moon: "Hymen Holocaust"

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Mentally Ill Is The New Gay

Charlie the Abo says in my live cam chat: "The Times has a piece today on the latest group to take pride in its status in the face of social pariah-hood: the mentally ill.  Mentally ill is the new gay."

I’d like to think I’m at the forefront of this new movement.

CharlieTheAbo:  Soon, there will be schizophrenia pride parades all over urban America
zappa:  The subtlety of a fridge
CharlieTheAbo:  And a cable network just for the insane

Gabrielle Glaser writes:

IN the YouTube video, Liz Spikol is smiling and animated, the light glinting off her large hoop earrings. Deadpan, she holds up a diaper. It is not, she explains, a hygienic item for a giantess, but rather a prop to illustrate how much control people lose when they undergo electroconvulsive therapy, or ECT, as she did 12 years ago.

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Shea Roggio for The New York Times

WHO AM I? Liz Spikol, who has a bipolar disorder, has a blog with video clips that presents the various shifts in her life.

Shea Roggio for The New York Times

PUBLIC IMAGES Visitors to Liz Spikol’s blog have also seen her joke about her condition.

In other videos and blog postings, Ms. Spikol, a 39-year-old writer in Philadelphia who has bipolar disorder, describes a period of psychosis so severe she jumped out of her mother’s car and ran away like a scared dog.

In lectures across the country, Elyn Saks, a law professor and associate dean at the University of Southern California, recounts the florid visions she has experienced during her lifelong battle with schizophrenia — dancing ashtrays, houses that spoke to her — and hospitalizations where she was strapped down with leather restraints and force-fed medications.

Like many Americans who have severe forms of mental illness such as schizophrenia and bipolar disorder, Ms. Saks and Ms. Spikol are speaking candidly and publicly about their demons. Their frank talk is part of a conversation about mental illness (or as some prefer to put it, “extreme mental states”) that stretches from college campuses to community health centers, from YouTube to online forums.

“Until now, the acceptance of mental illness has pretty much stopped at depression,” said Charles Barber, a lecturer in psychiatry at the Yale School of Medicine. “But a newer generation, fueled by the Internet and other sophisticated delivery systems, is saying, ‘We deserve to be heard, too.’ ”

About 5.7 million Americans over 18 have bipolar disorder, which is classified as a mood disorder, according to the National Institute of Mental Health. Another 2.4 million have schizophrenia, which is considered a thought disorder. The small slice of this disparate population who have chosen to share their experiences with the public liken their efforts to those of the gay-rights and similar movements of a generation ago.

Just as gay-rights activists reclaimed the word queer as a badge of honor rather than a slur, these advocates proudly call themselves mad; they say their conditions do not preclude them from productive lives.

Mad pride events, organized by loosely connected groups in at least seven countries including Australia, South Africa and the United States, draw thousands of participants, said David W. Oaks, the director of MindFreedom International, a nonprofit group in Eugene, Ore., that tracks the events and says it has 10,000 members.

RECENT mad pride activities include a Mad Pride Cabaret in Vancouver, British Columbia; a Mad Pride March in Accra, Ghana; and a Bonkersfest in London that drew 3,000 participants. (A follow-up Bonkersfest is planned next month at the site of the original Bedlam asylum.)

…She said she waited until she had tenure at U.S.C. before going public with her experience. When she was hospitalized for cancer some years ago, she was lavished with flowers. During periods of mental illness, though, only good friends have reached out to her.

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I Wanna Bomb Iran

I’m sitting at home on a Sunday. I feel tired and listless.

I’m getting over a cold.

I’ve spent most of the day in bed listening to lectures on making money online.

As far as that goes, I haven’t made much progress in many months. I’m still making about $10 a day from adsense.

I went into the chatroom and asked for a hug but got no takers.

Emma’s gone for the weekend.

I feel empty inside.

I remember a time when I was energized and full of purpose — March 2003.

We were invading Iraq and I followed along on the tele. I thought the shock and awe campaign was particularly neat.

It got me very excited.

I felt like a real man.

I’d like to feel like that again.

I wanna bomb Iran. Shock & awe, baby!

When I was young, I felt like I had no limits.

These days, unless I’m in my manic phase, I feel surrounded by limits. If I add something to my life, I have to take something else away.

I wanna feel free and powerful again.

I wanna bomb Iran.

Is that so wrong?

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Happy Mother’s Day

I called her but she wasn’t in.

She emails later:

Hi Luke, thanks for the call, I only just picked it up and you should be asleep! You got the day right too! I had just gone out for exercise at the time. You sounded very upbeat and happy. I had a call from Paul to wish me HMD. If he had gotten his visa, he would have been in the very spot where the cyclone hit Burma, but everything was too slow and he ran out of time. I am writing my assignment on William Peter Wastell, missionary to Canada and the USA. I have just about finished section 6 of 8. It is all in an unfinished state, footnotes to add, etc. But I have done all the appendices and 15 pages of references. Once I did an outline, the writing is pretty easy, just take it in sections. It’s a shame you aren’t historic, I could do one on you.

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Teenage Girls Complained About Harassment From Father Bernie Ward

KGO reports on liberal former KGO talkshow host Bernie Ward who used to be a priest:

Ward taught religion at both schools, coached the JV football team, and gained a reputation for flirting with teenage girls, even though he was 27 and a priest. In the spring of 1978, it apparently went beyond flirtation.

Father Tony LaTorre was Cardinal Newman’s vice principal at the time.

"There was some concern Bernie possibly being involved with some female students from Ursuline High School next door," says Father LaTorre.

The I-Team has been able to confirm two sexual misconduct complaints against Ward when he was a priest. First, Rosanne Schwab. Father Bernie got her parents’ approval to take her to the beach for a day when she was 17.

"This was a different time and place where priests really were trusted, and so Bernie and I headed out to Bodega," says Schwab.

On the way, Schwab says Ward stopped at a liquor store, bought a bottle of 151 rum. When they got to the beach, he parked on a cliff.

"He produced a joint out of his pocket," says Schwab.

Schwab says they smoked marijuana and drank. Then, Father Bernie began pressing her for intimate details of the sex life with her boyfriend.

"Every time I tried to bring the conversation around to something that made me feel safer, Bernie would bring it back to the sex," says Schwab.

Schwab says she grew very uncomfortable and when Ward put his hand on her shoulder, she froze with fear.

"And he took that same hand and grabbed the back of my head and pulled me to him and stuck his tongue in my mouth and held me very tightly with the one hand behind my head and the other hand up against my breasts," says Schwab.

Schwab says it went on for several minutes before she could push Father Bernie away, and that he scolded her.

"He said, ‘I am really disappointed in you. I thought that you were mature, I thought that you were special,’" says Schwab.

The second complaint comes from another former student who tells us that when she was 16, Ward drove her to San Francisco for a prayer meeting. On the way back, they stopped at the Golden Gate Bridge and he pulled out a six-pack of Heineken. She says when Father Bernie tried to kiss her, she punched him in the stomach.

When that girl told her parents they demanded a meeting with the principal of Cardinal Newman at the time, Father Bill Finn. Rosanne Schwab and her parents also came.

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Beit Shemesh Extremist Rabbi Shabsi Wigder Extremely Ill

This announcement in Hebrew asks for your prayers.

Wigder is not from the Karlin Stolin sect. (They are moderates, politically and religiously speaking.) Bleich, his son-in-law, is from that sect.

Wigder hung around Rabbi Shlomo Freifeld, who was the Rosh Hayeshiva of Shear Yashuv, a yeshiva in Far Rockaway, NY.

The rabbis in Monsey knew about Wigder’s unfortunate predilections (though the Chareidi world likes to keep these things under wraps).

Rabbi Wigder’s son-in-law is regarded by some as the Chief Rabbi of the Ukraine:

Rabbi Yakov Dov Bleich was born in Brooklyn, N.Y. in 1964. He studied at Yeshiva Karlin Stolin and from graduated Telshe Yeshiva High School in Chicago, Illinois where he began his rabbinical studies. From 1984-1986, he  studied at the Karlin Stolin Rabbinical Institute in Jerusalem, and he received his Rabbinical ordination (semicha) at Yeshiva Karlin Stolin in Brooklyn.

In 1987, Rabbi Bleich married Bashy Wigder. In 1989, they moved to Kyiv with their oldest son, Yochanan, at the time 1 year old. In 1990, Rabbi Bleich was appointed Chief Rabbi of Kyiv and Ukraine. Since his arrival in Ukraine, Rabbi Bleich has been instrumental in founding the Kyiv Jewish City Community, the Union Of Jewish Religious Organizations of Ukraine, the first full Jewish day school in Ukraine, the first legal Jewish orphanage and boarding school in Ukraine, the Chesed Avot welfare society of Kyiv, the Magen Avot social services network of Ukraine and a host of other organizations.

From Wikipedia:

Rabbi Yaakov Dov Bleich (born 1964) is an American-born rabbi and member of the Karlin-Stoliner Chassidic group. He has been widely recognized as chief rabbi of both Kiev and Ukraine since 1992. [1]

He is currently one of three contenders for the role after Chabad Lubavitch appointed two competing Rabbis as Chief Rabbis, Azriel Haikin in 2002 and then Moshe Reuven Azman in 2005.[2]

Bleich, the pioneer of a Jewish revival in post-Communist Ukraine, has shown no intention of giving up the post.

In 2008 the Kiev weekly magazine Focus cited Bleich among the most "powerful foreigners" in the country[3].

  1. biography – Rabbi Yakov Bleich
  2. ^ Ukrainian community split over chief rabbi, Vladimir Matveyev, Phoenix Jewish News, October 25, 2005
  3. ^ http://www.jta.org/cgi-bin/iowa/breaking/106197.html

Paul Deckelman writes in March 1994 about saving the yeshiva children of the night:

…She said the Orthodox establishment had been approached to help — but that help was, for the most part, not forthcoming. Tempting as it might be, however, for the frum community to look upon the dropouts as rebellious backsliders and simply wash its hands of them and leave them to whatever fate awaits them out on the streets — even if it be, ultimately, drug use and jail, or worse — "it’s against Daas Torah for a community or its leaders to shrug their shoulders and say `oh well, these kids are not our responsibility’," the therapist says.

Rabbi Shapiro absolutely concurs. "The poskim, the rabbinic authorities, agree that this type of kiruv, or outreach, among religious kids gone astray is so important that it even takes precedence over trying to reach kids who never were religious."

For one thing, he says, these kids — who have been taught Torah in their yeshivas and their girls’ seminaries — are thus responsible for their own actions, whereas those who are ignorant of Torah are not. By rescuing them, you save them from a fate worse than the other kids face for unknowingly committing aveiras. Secondly, he notes, as long as these kids are out living the street life, each has the potential for corrupting other impressionable young people and luring them astray — just like Reuben, the former yeshiva student turned con-man king, did.

A third reason, the rabbi notes, for supporting this kind of outreach, is it’s doing a chesed, or act of kindness, for all, because "you never know whose kids are in danger."

Other rabbinic authorities, such as Rabbi Moshe Sternbach, of Jerusalem, and Rabbi Shabse Wigder, of Monsey, add that by helping these lost youngsters, you bring relief to broken families as well.

It was for those reasons, Rabbi Shapiro said, that Rabbi Avrohom Pam shlita, the respected rosh yeshiva of New York’s Yeshiva and Mesivta Torah Vodaas, gave his full blessing to Rabbi Shapiro’s outreach efforts among the fallen-away frum kids, which include one-on-one counseling and the establishment of a new hotline telephone number where kids who tire of the street life can get help.

Here’s more:

The Halachic Status of the Project ReJewvenation Program

by Rabbi Yaakov Shapiro
with

Rabbis Yisroel Grossman, Moshe Shterenbuch, Shabse Wigder, and Ephraim Greenblatt

Regarding the mitzvah of kiruv rechokim as it pertains to Jewish youths who grew up in religious homes but for various reasons left the Torah way of life. Usually victims of abusive, dysfunctional, or broken homes, these children have taken to the streets where they encounter overwhelming trials and temptations. The future of kids on the street is bleak, to say the least. In my opinion, the halachah is clear that the return of these youths takes precedence over those unfortunate tinokos shenishbu who spent all their lives in non-religious homes. Briefly:

 

1) To be sure, saving a tinok shenishbah from an eternity without schar is a great Mitzvah, but saving those who are responsible for their actions because they know of Torah is even greater. Since they are responsible for their actions, the eternal fate they are being saved from is much more severe. Saving someone from a more severe situation takes precedence over saving someone from a less severe one.

 

2) Each one of these youths poses a threat to the spiritual safety of their friends and acquaintances, upon whom they exert a negative influence . Most of these wayward youths were, in fact, influenced by others to leave home and adopt their non-Torah lifestyle. Public school children exert no such influence on our youths. Thus, every one of these youths poses a threat not only to himself, but to others as well. The return of one of them marks the elimination of a public mikshal.

 

3) There is no type of home that is immune to the danger of runaway children, hashem yishmereinu. This calamity has struck at even the very best of households. Therefore, the mustering of forces to combat this sort of tragedy must be perceived not only as an assistance to the youths themselves, but an assistance to each and every one of us. We are protecting ourselves by creating facilities and services for the prevention and return of wayward Jewish youths. This element of Mitzvah does not exist in the usual types of kiruv.

 

4) An additional consideration has been suggested by R. Moshe Sterenbuch and R. Shabse Wigder shlita. Each one of these lost children is the cause of a heartbroken, shattered family. Bringing these youths back is a great chesed not only for the youths themselves, but also for the entire family. This element of Mitzvah, too, is not found in the usual types of kiruv.

"I have received your letter. ‘The inguiry of the wise’ in this case is not only ‘half an answer,’ but a complete responsum, founded and formulated according to Halachah (Das shel Torah). May Hashem be with you . . ."
Rabbi Yisroel Grossman, Dayan in Jerusalem
Author, Shiurei Gitin, Responsa Netzach Yisroel

"If the family [with the wayward child] is religious, then there is a great kindness and tzedakah and chesed to the parents and the family to return the children to their home. And although there is a great kindness done to the ancestor of the tinok shenishbah, [still], to mollify parents or a family that are still alive is an [additional] tzedakah."
Rabbi Moshe Sterenbuch

"In my opinion, there is no reason to give the kiruv of tinokos shenishbu precedence over those who left their [Torah] path; on the contrary, one should give precedence to those who grew up religious, either because of the reason stated in your letter . . . or because these [children] destroy their families, and thus it is considered hatzalas harabim because of the families themselves . . . Therefore, my conclusion is that the Halachah is as you say . . . it is universally agreed (by all poskim), without any disagreement, that one should give precedence to those who grew up on the proper path . . ."
Rabbi Shabse Wigder
Author, Likutei Halachos

"I concur . . . that one must give precedence to those youths who strayed from the proper path, over those who were never religious . . ."
Rabbi Ephraim Greenblatt
Author, Tehsuvos Rivevos Ephraim

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I’m In A Funk

It’s Saturday night.

I’m still getting over my cold.

I feel sluggish.

I’m hanging out in my chat room:

YourMoralLeader:  oy, i feel like i should be more entertaining
YourMoralLeader:  gimme some scoop!
guest23:  Leah Kleim found another satmar
guest23:  doing the nasty
guest8:  hi
guest8:  wave
guest8:  let me see if you are real
GROVER:  what do you think of alex jones luke?
guest8:  now smile
guest8:  sing a song
YourMoralLeader:  wrote history of NY Times? love him
guest8:  I am a social worker are you depressed?
guest23:  the 10 sons of haman!
YourMoralLeader:  "Luke is bipolar" she said. "He won’t take his lithium. He’s too vain. he doesn’t like the weight it puts on."
guest8:  do you have manic phase?
guest23:  de-funk!! YAY
YourMoralLeader:  all my mates are getting married, mortgages kids but i’m not making much progress
YourMoralLeader:  8, yes I do
guest8:  what do you want in life?
YourMoralLeader:  I am not bipolar, but I have some tendencies in that direction. I take the lithium as needed. it puts on too much weight
YourMoralLeader:  To write, to have closer friendships, get married. I feel very lonely much of the time
YourMoralLeader:  lithium is great, but severe side effects, so i keep it in the bullpen for when I start going to a dark place
GROVER:  you dont have an accent like most  ozzies not the  earthy accent luke
guest8:  do you have friends?
YourMoralLeader:  yes
guest8:  thats good
guest8:  focus on the postive aspects of your life
YourMoralLeader:  i find this chatroom staunches my loneliness
guest8:  thats good
guest8:  have you been married before
YourMoralLeader:  i meet people through my blogging
YourMoralLeader:  never
guest8:  do you want to get married?
YourMoralLeader:  i’m bit of a histrionic narcissist
YourMoralLeader:  Yes
guest8:  do you socialize at all
YourMoralLeader:  i’m a drama queen
YourMoralLeader:  yes
GROVER:  maybe your a cia plant?
guest8:  drama queen?
guest8:  in what way?
YourMoralLeader:  mainly through Orthodox Judaism/writers = my social life
YourMoralLeader:  it shows in my blogging 8 the drama queen
guest8:  how old are you?
YourMoralLeader:  42
guest8:  do you enjoy your life?
YourMoralLeader:  I found lithium, clonidine takes the edge of my narcissism, histrionic tendnencies
YourMoralLeader:  yes
guest8:  ok
guest8:  so you have found a path
YourMoralLeader:  yes
guest8:  that satisfies you?
YourMoralLeader:  yes
guest8:  you know marriage is not for everyone
YourMoralLeader:  i hope it is for me
guest8:  perhaps living this way works best for you
YourMoralLeader:  noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
guest8:  well
guest8:  do you see girls
YourMoralLeader:  yes
guest8:  have been on any dates?
YourMoralLeader:  i find sex the best medication
guest8:  do you have sex with them?
YourMoralLeader:  i don’t lack for female companionship, thank G-d, but want to settle down with one.
GROVER:  so let me get this straight your an ozzy jew living in cali who likes alex jones!
guest8:  well did you ever pop the question
YourMoralLeader:  No 8, the women I’ve wanted to marry have not wanted me and the women who wanted to marry me, I have not admired enough to want to marry
GROVER:  wow it really is  a strange world after all
guest8:  well the one that wants to marry you
YourMoralLeader:  The woman I want to marry — this needs to be a woman I admire, respect, would be proud to be associated with
guest8:  perhaps you should consider
guest8:  no one is perfect
mizzmoze:  want what you cant have and what want s you ,push away
guest8:  find a good women with a good heart
mizzmoze:  is that not a fear of intimacy liuke?
guest8:  a good heart gives you everything
mizzmoze:  true true
guest8:  otherwise , perhaps you are afraid of marriage
YourMoralLeader:  I need a wife who is reliable and responsible, who fills in my weaknesses, someone breathtakingly commonsensical and level-headed
guest8:  and fall back and justify in staying single by saying the right one does not want you
guest8:  you cannot find all in one
mizzmoze:  im here!!!!
guest8:  sometimes you settle for second best
guest8:  and that works to
mizzmoze:  the all in one package!
guest8:  so sex is the best medication
GROVER:  alex jones believes sept 11 2001 was perpatrated by the usa government. / do you believe that Luke?
guest8:  how often do you need it?
guest23:  he is often over medicated
mizzmoze:  behavior modification,in extremes,will lead you to mental wellness,and off meds
guest8:  do you see a therapist
GROVER:  its ok i wont put you on a no fly list
mizzmoze:  change your,thinking,scting,feeling and behaving..a long journey to wellness and healing
YourMoralLeader:  This Alex Jones I admire — not the conspiracy theorist crank. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones_%28journalist%29
YourMoralLeader:  8, I do not currently see a therapist
YourMoralLeader:  but if my reality show goes, i want to make that an important part of it
YourMoralLeader:  I stopped for $$$ reasons
YourMoralLeader:  I see a shrink every 3 months to adjust my meds
mizzmoze:  read ,apply,pray,
YourMoralLeader:  I need love at least once a week or two to stay level
mizzmoze:  i could use a daily dose of real good love myself
YourMoralLeader:  I find…does more for my mood, sense of self-esteem, well being than meds and almost anything
GROVER:  if you r  a truth seeker you surely see the Bush gov is lieing about 911
User GROVER was banned by broadcaster/admin.
User GROVER left the room.
mizzmoze:  its the best natural relaxer,mood stabilizer,and natural pain relaxant
guest23:  this music makes you happy… what makes you sad?
guest23:  heavy metal?
YourMoralLeader:  the feeling of futility, not moving ahead, makes me sad
mizzmoze:  so you are busy all day writng and what else do you do luke?
mizzmoze:  i work hard on healing
guest23:  and if you stay in the same place
YourMoralLeader:  mizz, that’s about it
YourMoralLeader:  and studying how to monetize my work
YourMoralLeader:  and reading/religion/socializing
mizzmoze:  i live in the woods near the ocean,alot of peace and quiet,healing,nature and i love it
YourMoralLeader:  I’ve always had one friend who just plays a huge role in my life… when cathy seipp died, that was a huge chasm. Now I have a new friend…
mizzmoze:  i have also lost too many close family and friends
YourMoralLeader:  my best friends tend to be writers or mental health pros
mizzmoze:  I am a mental health counselor and a nurse
mizzmoze:  work mostly with addictions
mizzmoze:  and emergency room
YourMoralLeader:  how do you like your work?
mizzmoze:  I love to help people!
YourMoralLeader:  great
YourMoralLeader:  must be intense and interesting
mizzmoze:  yes,very challengng
mizzmoze:  alot of you ng kids hooked on the neddles
mizzmoze:  needles
mizzmoze:  ya know its tough fro them to quit or change
YourMoralLeader:  why did you choose this work?
mizzmoze:  itis a powerful drug,
YourMoralLeader:  can sex/seduction be a drug? an addiction?
mizzmoze:  my mother was a nusre and a nurterer
mizzmoze:  my fathers pain became ours
mizzmoze:  i healed and went on to help others
mizzmoze:  give away what i was given so to say
mizzmoze:  yes it can
mizzmoze:  but it wont kill you
QuixoticLass:  it can kill you if you aren’t careful
QuixoticLass:  if you choose your partners poorly
maven:  hey luke, i was hoping you were giving up posting these camstream dialogues …
mizzmoze:  in comparism with social drugs i menat
mizzmoze:  why??
mizzmoze:  it might be his sanity
YourMoralLeader:  cutting back
maven:  ok, because otherwise I’ll have to find some other way to waste time at work
maven:  you know, when you look at that angle, and with your beard getting grey, you are starting to look like Charlton Heston coming off of the burning bush encounter.
YourMoralLeader:  calling my mom
maven:  Perhaps you can recite the ten commandments slowly
YourMoralLeader:  in australia
guest23:  did you send flowers?
YourMoralLeader:  only to women I sleep with
YourMoralLeader:  I don’t sleep with my mom — against the Torah
guest23:  before or after?
YourMoralLeader:  varies 23
guest23:  deflower during
maven:  "you are not a god, you are not even a man" is the only line I can recall from the movie
maven:  Come on, you ought to be able to do at least one Charlton Heston line with that beard.
guest23:  no love ya?
guest23:  kisses to the Mum that raised you
YourMoralLeader:  how does one become the chief rabbi of Ukraine?
guest23:  practice
maven:  connections.
guest23:  $$$$
maven:  Is he Chabad?
QuixoticLass:  First, you should be fluent in Ukranian
YourMoralLeader:  never seen the movie maven
guest23:  hard enuf following them
maven:  Then stop calling yourself a jew
User guest14 (24.197.128.18) entered the room.
maven:  its mandatory. like exodus, cast a giant shadow, if I were on guard duty I’d find that reason to think you were an infiltrating imposter
Sid:  when were you last in Oz, Luke?
YourMoralLeader:  2000
maven:  There are articles in Forward about controversies over the rabbinate in Ukraine bettween Chabad and others, but that name doesn’t show.
guest23:  The Karliner chasidim are known for their custom to scream when praying. They are also known for their hospitality.
guest23:  they scream when they are being hospitable
guest23:  Matisyahu is now a Stoliner

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What Women Want

Neil Strauss writes in The Game: "The right lifestyle is something that is worn, not discussed. Money, fame, and looks, though helpful, are not required. It is, rather, something that screams: Ladies, abandon your boring, mundane, unfulfilled lives and step into my exciting world, full of interesting people, new experiences, good times, easy living, and dreams fulfilled."

Strauss says: "I’ve been writing for over a decade, and it hasn’t gotten me laid once. Writers aren’t cool or sexy. There’s no social proof to be gained by hanging out with a writer."

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Shalom Aleichem

On a Friday night walking home from shul, I’m stopped by a stranger in a car. He wants to know where Preuss is.

I don’t know.

I ask my friend.

She doesn’t know.

A rabbi comes out of his home and gives the right directions.

"Thank you, rabbi! Gut Shabbos!" I yell.

"I didn’t know he was a rabbi," says my friend.

"Yeah," I say. "I’ve published two negative things about him and one positive. Everyone I meet, I have this internal scorecard for how much I should cringe based on what I’ve published about them."

"You do it to yourself," says my friend.

It’s her favorite phrase — always accurate — in response to these problems of mine.

Orthodox Judaism keeps putting me in intimate communion with my fellow Jews.

One Saturday night a month, for instance, there’s a three-page blessing for the new moon. It requires you halfway through to greet three people with a "Shalom Aleichem!" And one should return the greeting with an "Aleichem Shalom."

So as I look into the face of each person I greet, I quickly tabulate what I’ve published about them. If it’s something damaging, I can’t help shrinking away.

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