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I Know I’m In Trouble…

….when my rabbi calls me "Luke." It happens no more than once year, but it always means I am in big trouble. He’s saying that the game is up. That I’m not funny anymore. That he’s not going to indulge … Continue reading

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I Love ‘Synecdoche, New York’

How can anyone who makes it with Michelle Williams ever feel sad or lonely? I know I’d be the happiest Jew in the world. I was laughing so hard at this movie that my date put her hand over my … Continue reading

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Black Book (2007)

https://lukeford.net/blog/?p=3938 Israel 1956. Rachel, a Jew, rather unexpectedly meets an old friend at the kibbutz where is she working as a teacher. It brings back memories of her experiences in The Netherlands during the war, memories of betrayal.

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Love The Convert

Rabbi Eliezer Melamed writes in the Jewish Press: The laws regarding converts to Judaism are among the most astounding in the Torah. They teach us that any non-Jew who truly and earnestly seeks to join the Jewish people may do … Continue reading

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We Are All Role Models

This man’s writing always shakes me up. He has a knack for getting to the heart of a matter. Chareidi Judaism doesn’t have a better representative in the news media. Jonathan Rosenblum writes: When a radio transmitter transmits sound waves, … Continue reading

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Keep It Comin’ Love

I’ve made this important new video celebration of the KC & Sunshine Band 1970s hit. Here’s an instructional video on when to move in for your first kiss. Countersinning: How to Practice Jew-Jitsu on the Devil I fear I’m a … Continue reading

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Better To Be A Flea On A Lion Than The Leader Of Mice

From my live cam chat: guest27:  Hey Luke, I saw your video on why you converted to Judaism and chose Orthodoxy. I converted to non-Orthodox Judaism myself but I am seriously considering an Orthodox conversion because it also seems like … Continue reading

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I’m Changing The Ethos Of This Website

I’m no longer all about sex and shame. I’m now about Torah and mitzvot. Come on, feel the change: KhunDiddy:  good to see Luke is awake KhunDiddy:  did you catch him napping on the lawn yesterday? Dave:  oh moral leader … Continue reading

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Luke Ford, fraudulent Torah-loving super-Jew….

…Who feels compelled to post pictures of a tefillin-wearing, tattooed WOMAN on his site. You really are a creep and an anti-Semite. "These Jews have denied me in my attempts to do a half-assed, self-conducted ‘conversion,’ so now I’m going … Continue reading

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The Cross & The Jew

Chumi Friedman blogs: The following question was submitted to the about.com forum on Judaism: "Dear Rabbi, We are not religious but our son was raised as a Jew and had both a (reformed) rabbi and priest perform his wedding ceremony. … Continue reading

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