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Need A Lawyer?

Posted on March 23, 2008 by Luke Ford

From LaGriffedulion: In 1988, New York State’s Chief Judge established a committee, The New York State Judicial Commission on Minorities. Its purpose was to study the presence and effects of racism in the state’s courts. Buried in its final 2000-page … Continue reading →

Posted in Law, Race | Tagged appendix, chief judge, dissemination, edna wells handy, effects of racism, gap, judicial commission, law school admission, law school admission council, law school admission test, law schools, law students, lsat, minorities, nbsp, new york bar exam, new york state, quot, school admission council, school admission test | Comments Off

I’m Getting Spanked In My Chat Room By Someone Claiming To Be My Dad

Posted on March 21, 2008 by Luke Ford

Live in my cam chat: guest30: Luke, this is your dad, the Reverend Dsmond Ford. Attention whoring again, I see? guest30: Is Wayne Cherry under your desk fellating you? guest30: Perhaps inserting a tube of Vegemite where the sun doesn’t … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal | Tagged brother paul, cam chat, claptrap, clout, dalliances, desmond ford, excuse, fair dinkum, fixation, Holly Randall, Judaism, jug, kipah, lads, obsession, ponce, porn industry, quot, reverend, sorry dad, spanked, vagina, vegemite, wastrel | Comments Off

Happy Good Friday

Posted on March 21, 2008 by Luke Ford

Lewisafein: you free this afternoon? Lewisafein: huge event in the hills Luzdedos1: what? Lewisafein: rumor is: they’re gonna execute some big rabbi Lewisafein: i got tickets Lewisafein: in fact, there’s an ex-hooker who’s gonna be there Luzdedos1: his name is … Continue reading →

Posted in Christianity | Tagged ebay, furniture, good friday, hooker, jesus, nbsp, quot, rabbi | Comments Off

Who’s Man Enough To Conquer Jewish Journal Singles Columnist Orit Arfa?

Posted on March 20, 2008 by Luke Ford

Says my source: "Surely some man somewhere will meet her high standards, but as of now, her b’shert is still missing in action." Joe emails: "Why don’t you offer up your soul to Orit. You won’t text message her but … Continue reading →

Posted in Dating, Orit Arfa | Tagged arfa, business card, carrie, columnist, goatee, Jerusalem, Jewish Journal, karma, palestinian security, phone call, quot, responsiveness, retribution, sex and the city, short message service, spiky hair, tea coffee, tel aviv, text message, tunnel syndrome | Comments Off

Shalhevet Parent Celebrates Daughter’s Bat Mitzvah At California Pizza Kitchen

Posted on March 20, 2008 by Luke Ford

In case you don’t know, California Pizza Kitchen is not kosher and no G-d-fearing Jew should step inside. Pico Joe emails: "Did you hear about a parent at Shalhevet had a bar mitzvah and she had it at CPK? I … Continue reading →

Posted in Shalhevet | Tagged Bar Mitzvah, bat mitzvah, california pizza kitchen, jew, leadership, quot | Comments Off

Philosophy of Spiritual Education

Posted on March 20, 2008 by Luke Ford

By Aryeh Ben David "For education to be truly effective it has to penetrate into the depths of the soul of the student." The Disconnectedness of Standard Jewish Education In my opinion there is a serious problem in Jewish Education … Continue reading →

Posted in Aryeh Ben David, Education, Spirituality | Tagged abraham, aish kodesh, approach work, aryeh, cynicism, hassidic masters, jewish education, judging others, knowledgeable educators, pedagogy, personal relevance, quot, rav kook, safe space, spiritual education, supportive environment, talmud, vilna gaon, wisdom of the kabbalah, yeshivot | Comments Off

I’m A Righteous Man Because I Don’t Hate People In My Heart, I Hate Them On My Blog!

Posted on March 19, 2008 by Luke Ford

I have some reflections on the Torah’s injunction not to hate your neighbor in your heart. I’ve been studying Sefer HaChinuch (the 14th? century book of Jewish education) on Leviticus 19 (the Holiness Code). Which Jews are we allowed to … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal, Torah | Tagged 14th century, angry god, blog, fellow jews, goyim, heart, heretics, holiness code, injunction, jewish education, leviticus 19, live cam chat, mind worms, moses, nbsp, neighbor, quot, Rabbis, reflections, righteous man, special occasion, Torah | Comments Off

Street Kings – Riveting New Crime Drama Starring Keanu Reeves

Posted on March 19, 2008 by Luke Ford

I just caught an advanced screening. Here’s my video review. The movie’s about an alcoholic. Normally I hate movies about alcoholics. I can’t stand alcoholics. I don’t know why, but it is one weakness (along with drug abuse) that I … Continue reading →

Posted in Hollywood | Tagged alcohol abuse, alcoholics, bad guys, crime drama, dawdle, death of his wife, drug abuse, drug addicts, drug and alcohol, drug and alcohol abuse, drunks, fellow officer, imdb, keanu reeves, loyalties, ludlow, new crime, plot outline, quot, rogue cops | Comments Off

I Almost Died Live On My Cam

Posted on March 18, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my live cam chat: YourMoralLeader: hi gina Gina: Hey Honey! YourMoralLeader: how are you? Gina: Thank the good lord…. YourMoralLeader: B"H YourMoralLeader: see the play MODERN ORTHODOX? Gina: 1 and the same! Gina: Yup a while ago YourMoralLeader: B"H … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal | Tagged amen brother, brocha, chick, grapes, live cam chat, Modern Orthodox, molly ringwald, nbsp, orange, oy ve, peanut butter, quot, raisin bread, toast, wrath | Comments Off

Hasidic Actor Walks Off Natalie Portman Movie

Posted on March 17, 2008 by Luke Ford

From the New York Daily News: First he couldn’t hold Natalie Portman’s hand – and now a Williamsburg Hasidic Jew-turned-actor has to give up his chance to hit it big in a Hollywood movie. Abe Karpen, 25, a married father … Continue reading →

Posted in Hasidim, Hollywood | Tagged abe, disappointment, five boroughs, gig, hasidic jew, Hollywood, indian wedding, karpen, kitchen cabinet, natalie portman, new york daily news, photos, quot, rabbi, religious schools, short stories, uproar, waves, williamsburg, york daily news | Comments Off