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Tag Archives: bat mitzvah
The Remains Of A Bat Mitzvah
I am told: I went yesterday to Sportsmen’s Lodge and I found the the remains of a bat mitzvah from this past Saturday. Approximately 500 copies of a pink pamphlet were scattered all over floor. Each booklet had on the … Continue reading
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Tagged bat mitzvah, holy writings, judy fox, kass, lesbian family, parents names
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The Burka Fashion Show
You’ll be proud to walk five steps behind your husband in this ensemble. A Jewish Feminist emails: While watching the fashion show in downed on me the actually I am in favor of it. We should open a Burka boutique … Continue reading
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Tagged bat mitzvah, fashion show, five steps, money savings, Rabbis, shoplifting
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Short Cuts
* About three years ago, I made the mistake of telling this nine-year-old girl that I smoke cigars (she had been propagandized at school that this was evil). I was kidding. I do not smoke anything. Ever since, however, she … Continue reading
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Tagged bat mitzvah, breakfast burrito, delicious breakfast, fine spray, schwart, shiksa
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