I have a woman whose deepest darkest fantasy is to see me kiss another woman.
What if she wants me to kiss more than one?
The prospect of making out with a whole string of beautiful young women fills me with horror. It would be the grossest violation of my religious vows.
Khunrum emails: “Luke, let’s face the brutal facts my friend. You’re no longer the young, handsome, trim, rakish lad with the snappy black suit and matinee idol looks. With the “middle aged spread” and beard you resemble a cross between a dissipated Grigori Rasputin and the Unabomber. Where the &@#$! are all these “beautiful” women coming from? I think you’ve finally “flipped your lid” (as we used to say).”
