Monthly Archives: January 2009

My Soul Is For Sale

ChaimAmalek:  You need to turn the tables on the Jews. ChaimAmalek:  Make it clear that unless some good things start coming your way as a result of your deep investment of time in the faith, you will be leaving it … Continue reading

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I Just Had An Energy Shower With My Qigong Instructor

And she balanced my chi! I feel great. My kundalini is rockin. I just covered the mirrors in my hovel. My Qigong instructor says mirrors suck energy out of you. Then I had to uncover one mirror for three minutes … Continue reading

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Free Life Advice

Bob emails: Luke, This is perfect for you. Get life advice from a celebrity advisor on a new TV show. Free guidance plus an opportunity make an ass of yourself on national TV. You could kill two birds with one … Continue reading

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Talking To God In Sanskrit

A few heretical thoughts:

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The Young and the Restless Orthodox Girls

My twenty-something friends Jezebel and Annie got doled up Saturday night and went to the Skybar on Sunset Blvd. The homey chicks in jeans in front of them got rejected but my friends got in where they were immediately grabbed … Continue reading

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