Free Life Advice

Bob emails: Luke, This is perfect for you. Get life advice from a celebrity advisor on a new TV show. Free guidance plus an opportunity make an ass of yourself on national TV. You could kill two birds with one stone.

Fred emails: I notice that the Craig’s list ad says that applicants should be normal men. (Query whether Luke meets that requirement.) However, that only applies to the people seeking advice. It says nothing about the men giving advice. The ad also says that you should only apply if you believe your life will be improved by the celebrity advisor, but it does not say who the celebrity advisor will be. I’m not sure that celebrities like Marilyn Manson (or for that matter, Charles Manson) would be be able to provide advice that will improve my life. In any event, I think our boy would do fine in this role. After all, he has been our moral leader for several years now.

Khunrum emails: I believe Luke needs a sales advisor. Someone who will coach him to "close the deal" during those steamy make out sessions on Mulholland Drive. Our boy is always running the bases but never crossing home plate.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been noted in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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