Daily Archives: October 30, 2008

Who Should Pay For Rape Kits?

Full discussion here. A minute in, Joey gets a call from his drug dealer.

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I Wanna Sing

I wanna dance. I haven’t felt this good in 20 years, not even when I was regularly —– this —- star. Last night I had dinner with a beautiful African girl. Today I had my Alexander Technique lesson. I’m letting … Continue reading

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‘Do You Know Who I am?’

Mark Lacter writes: A tired cliché, I realize, but pseudo-celebrities keep pulling out variations of that line when all else fails. Case in point is Courtenay Semel, whose only legitimate claim to fame is purely biological. She’s the daughter of … Continue reading

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Obama’s Gonna Make LA Real Estate More Valuable

From my live cam chat: ChaimAmalek:  I need some Monica today KevinRuddsky:  In what form? ChaimAmalek:  Any will do.  Some is better than none; more is better than less ChaimAmalek:  Like any Jewish man, I adore the tall, beautiful shiksas … Continue reading

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I Want To Talk Torah With Black People

I’ve had my live cam chat for eight months now and not one black person has stopped by. That must stop! The first hot black chick to stop by my live cam gets a free rape kit with all the … Continue reading

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