I Want To Talk Torah With Black People

I’ve had my live cam chat for eight months now and not one black person has stopped by.

That must stop!

The first hot black chick to stop by my live cam gets a free rape kit with all the trimmings.

(Just email me your home address and I’ll personally deliver.)

I’m discussing Torah portion Noach right now with Joey Kurtzman. The girls have the day off.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been noted in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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