ChaimAmalek: I need some Monica today
KevinRuddsky: In what form?
ChaimAmalek: Any will do. Some is better than none; more is better than less
ChaimAmalek: Like any Jewish man, I adore the tall, beautiful shiksas
KevinRuddsky: What form of Monica is the highest and thus the holiest?
ChaimAmalek: She looks like she’d make a good Christian mother
ChaimAmalek: The sort of woman Moses David and other alpha Jews have long favored to marry
KevinRuddsky: What are alpha Jews?
ChaimAmalek: Like Steven Spielberg and Louis B. Mayer
ChaimAmalek: not bloggers
KevinRuddsky: I see.
ChaimAmalek: Luke, you need a black friend
ChaimAmalek: Has a black person ever been in this chat room?
ChaimAmalek: That must change.
ChaimAmalek: Quotas are coming back, you know.
ChaimAmalek: Never mind heff – this is the age of Obama
ChaimAmalek: Luke needs a hot black sidekick in here
ChaimAmalek: Someone who looks like Pam Grier
ChaimAmalek: Luke, Obama is going to make LA real estate lots more valuable, especially in the Jewish areas like yours
ChaimAmalek: You should start marketing your ability to find real estate deals to Israelis.
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ChaimAmalek: Land for Jews – they aren’t making any more of it
KevinRuddsky: That works……
KevinRuddsky: Luke, where is your Pam Grier?
KevinRuddsky: Maybe his Pam Grier could inherit his beard.
ChaimAmalek: Really, LA is one of the "refuge cities" Israelis will go to after Iran has nuked them out of existence.
ChaimAmalek: Unfortunately, the Palestinians will follow them all the way to the Santa Monica Pier
KevinRuddsky: If he gets a side kick, what happens with his beard?
ChaimAmalek: What to do? Get a Monica and a shvart – um, black person to be your friend.
ChaimAmalek: You could sell it as a package deal to the astute jew: land in LA PLUS an african american friend.
ChaimAmalek: I’m rockin’ my Obama button
YourMoralLeader: Girls say yes to guys who say Obama
ChaimAmalek: White girls like white boys who vote for down-low black men
ChaimAmalek: I wish I were black.
ChaimAmalek: Then I’d be getting all the hot white women
ChaimAmalek: Sure, they get old after time, but didn’t OJ teach us how to handle that situation?
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