Monthly Archives: October 2008

I Wanna Sing

Posted on October 30, 2008 by Luke Ford

I wanna dance. I haven’t felt this good in 20 years, not even when I was regularly —– this —- star. Last night I had dinner with a beautiful African girl. Today I had my Alexander Technique lesson. I’m letting … Continue reading →

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‘Do You Know Who I am?’

Posted on October 30, 2008 by Luke Ford

Mark Lacter writes: A tired cliché, I realize, but pseudo-celebrities keep pulling out variations of that line when all else fails. Case in point is Courtenay Semel, whose only legitimate claim to fame is purely biological. She’s the daughter of … Continue reading →

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Obama’s Gonna Make LA Real Estate More Valuable

Posted on October 30, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my live cam chat: ChaimAmalek:  I need some Monica today KevinRuddsky:  In what form? ChaimAmalek:  Any will do.  Some is better than none; more is better than less ChaimAmalek:  Like any Jewish man, I adore the tall, beautiful shiksas … Continue reading →

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I Want To Talk Torah With Black People

Posted on October 30, 2008 by Luke Ford

I’ve had my live cam chat for eight months now and not one black person has stopped by. That must stop! The first hot black chick to stop by my live cam gets a free rape kit with all the … Continue reading →

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Who Should Pay For Rape Kits?

Posted on October 30, 2008 by Luke Ford

My friend Monica is not a big fan of Sarah Palin. She blogs: "Well, anyone who makes rape victims pay for their own rape kits is no feminist, and this is just one of many reasons why not all women … Continue reading →

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