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Monthly Archives: October 2008
I Wanna Sing
I wanna dance. I haven’t felt this good in 20 years, not even when I was regularly —– this —- star. Last night I had dinner with a beautiful African girl. Today I had my Alexander Technique lesson. I’m letting … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged african girl, Alexander Technique, forgetting sarah marshall, jack kerouac, split pea soup, yellow fever
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‘Do You Know Who I am?’
Mark Lacter writes: A tired cliché, I realize, but pseudo-celebrities keep pulling out variations of that line when all else fails. Case in point is Courtenay Semel, whose only legitimate claim to fame is purely biological. She’s the daughter of … Continue reading
Posted in Los Angeles
Tagged caesars palace, courtenay semel, google search, terry semel, tila tequila, yahoo ceo terry semel
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Obama’s Gonna Make LA Real Estate More Valuable
From my live cam chat: ChaimAmalek: I need some Monica today KevinRuddsky: In what form? ChaimAmalek: Any will do. Some is better than none; more is better than less ChaimAmalek: Like any Jewish man, I adore the tall, beautiful shiksas … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged live cam chat, moses david, pam grier, refuge cities, santa monica pier, steven spielberg
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I Want To Talk Torah With Black People
I’ve had my live cam chat for eight months now and not one black person has stopped by. That must stop! The first hot black chick to stop by my live cam gets a free rape kit with all the … Continue reading
Posted in Torah
Tagged black chick, free rape, live cam chat, rape kit, torah portion
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Who Should Pay For Rape Kits?
My friend Monica is not a big fan of Sarah Palin. She blogs: "Well, anyone who makes rape victims pay for their own rape kits is no feminist, and this is just one of many reasons why not all women … Continue reading
Posted in Sarah Palin
Tagged constitutional right, dramatic increase, friend monica, rape victims, t pay, wasilla
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