Why Are Jews So Crazy?

palestine4ever:  hello Mr. Luke.
palestine4ever:  Why are Jews so crazy?
palestine4ever:  I’m not female but if I was, I still cannot wrap my head around a rabbi seduction fantasy.
palestine4ever:  Pun intended.
palestine4ever:  It’s like writing erotic fan fiction about shagging Gerald Ford.
palestine4ever:  Suck in that gut — Bertie Ahern is watching.
palestine4ever:  You are covering the whats but you’re not covering the whys
palestine4ever:  I also believe you are in a unique position to increase cultural understanding.
palestine4ever:  Like when you dress in your encyclopedia salesman suit and with your beard
palestine4ever:  I bet people are more likely to mug or give a strange comment than when you were the bright-eyed, clean-shaven twink that we all remember
palestine4ever:  This isn’t anti-semitism: it’d be the same if I wore a rainbow wig and big shoes.
palestine4ever:  Although complaining about rowdy teenagers harassing the humble folks is definitely a sign that Disco Duck’s better days are behind him.
palestine4ever:  Luke is a basketball fan?
palestine4ever:  There’s a New Zealand team called the Tall Blacks.
palestine4ever:  Which is the greatest sports name ever.
palestine4ever:  http://www.basketball.org.nz/national-teams/tall-blacks/
palestine4ever:  Fiction, cower before the truth!

Disco Duck responds: "What is this nonsense?! Palestine4ever needs to get a life. They weren’t rowdy teenagers and they committed the crime of assault with a deadly weapon (PC 245). I filed a police report and given the circumstances it is considered a hate crime. They threw bottles in the direction of three children under the age of 5. That is inexcusable and palestine4ever should be beaten for making light of it."

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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