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All He Wanted Was Love

Posted on January 1, 2009 by Luke Ford

From tmz.com: This may be the very best police report of 2008. When Charles Barkley was busted in Arizona early this morning for DUI, he told cops he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to get … Continue reading →

Posted in Sex | Tagged carnal desires, charles barkley, honesty is the best policy, passenger seat, police report, stop sign | Comments Off

Why Are Jews So Crazy?

Posted on May 27, 2008 by Luke Ford

palestine4ever: hello Mr. Luke. palestine4ever: Why are Jews so crazy? palestine4ever: I’m not female but if I was, I still cannot wrap my head around a rabbi seduction fantasy. palestine4ever: Pun intended. palestine4ever: It’s like writing erotic fan fiction about … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal | Tagged Anti-Semitism, assault with a deadly weapon, basketball fan, beard, bertie ahern, better days, cultural understanding, disco duck, fan fiction, gerald ford, greatest sports, hate crime, humble folks, Jews, nbsp, police report, pun, rabbi, seduction, tall blacks, teenagers, twink, wig | Comments Off

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