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Daily Archives: May 21, 2008
The Other Woman
"Woman, why do you keep putting garlic in everything?" I bellow. "You don’t want me to be attractive to other women." "Why do you want to be attractive to other women?" she says. "I need the affirmation." "I want you … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged affirmation, being the other woman, bit of fun, conventional morality, funny business, garlic, graven images, gum, lithium, little bit, mitzvot, monogamy, monotheism, moral code, nice music, one god, poets, secular studies, sexy music, streamlined version, teenage girl, Torah
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I’ve Caught The Dreaded Bird Flu
How do I know? Because I’ve started talking bollocks and I can’t park the car. zappa: Did you know the late Mahatma Gandhi suffered from very poor health? zappa: Oh, yes. He was too thin, had constant problems with sores … Continue reading
Why Should I Be Holier Than The Pope?
I was asked today how I feel about davening. I hate it. Is that the wrong answer? I don’t care for ritualized prayer because it is repetitive. You just say the same words over and over again. That’s no fun. … Continue reading
Posted in Personal, Prayer
Tagged amen brother, art work, choirs, cold and flu, evil men, germs, great art, holy father, minyan, mountaintop, negro spirituals, obedience, promised land, shabbat, shul, single women, slutty women, spiritual place, what the heck, wrong answer
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My Worst Experience At Delice
I’ve been going there for two years. It’s a delicious kosher restaurant on Pico Blvd just east of La Cienega. It’s a popular hang out for frum Jews. I take my cheap dates there. I usually order the same thing … Continue reading
Posted in Kashrut
Tagged bad experience, bakery, beautiful girl, cheap dates, cheese, clue, coke, correct answer, cucumber, customer satisfaction, delice, experiences, first person, five minutes, inconvenience, Jews, kosher restaurant, lunch, lunchtime, mini pastries, new friend, pico blvd, rocks, sandwich, several times, soft drink, tomato
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Orthodox Jews Burn Copies Of The New Testament
Brad A. Greenberg writes: And you thought reaction to the Messianic Jew who wanted to compete in the Bible Quiz was ugly. Orthodox Jews pull a page from Nazi playbook in this AP report: Or Yehuda Deputy Mayor Uzi Aharon … Continue reading
Posted in Brad A. Greenberg
Tagged aharon, ap report, arab world, bible quiz, central israel, deputy mayor, jewish blood, jewish religious school, loudspeaker, maariv, messianic jew, new testament, new testaments, orthodox jews, playbook, religious school students, religious students, religious town, uzi, yehuda
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