I’ve Caught The Dreaded Bird Flu

How do I know?

Because I’ve started talking bollocks and I can’t park the car.

zappa:  Did you know the late Mahatma Gandhi suffered from very poor health?
zappa:  Oh, yes. He was too thin, had constant problems with sores on his body and had terrible bad breath.
zappa:  He was a supercalloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

About Luke Ford

I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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