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Monthly Archives: May 2008
Young Israel Of Valley Village
As I reported Friday, Beis Midrash Toras HaShem at 12422 Chandler Blvd will become Young Israel of Valley Village. A source who initially derided this report called me Sunday to say he was wrong. Rabbi Block will stay on. The … Continue reading
Posted in Shaarey Zedek
Tagged beis midrash, black hats, breakaway, chandler blvd, edelstein, hashem, Israel, magnolia blvd, minyan, niceties, rabbi aron tendler, rabbi block, regime, right wing, right wingers, Shaarey Zedek, stature, Torah, toras, Young Israel
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Women Should Wear Lip Gloss
I like a woman’s lips to be shiny and wet. I like to watch them pout and apply the gloss. Blotting doesn’t do anything for me. I also like signature kisses on correspondence. I’m not really into the red hooker … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged butch dyke, cheese sandwich, cops, fear, french kiss, freshman girl, girl alice, hippie, hooker, hot girls, kime, lips, matron, motzi, placer high school, rabbi, shiny lips, sumer, temptation, tongue, Torah, Yeshiva, zane
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Who Wants To Watch Movies With Me?
I’m so very tired. Exhausted tired, not sleepy tired. It’s gloomy out and gloomy in. My hovel smells of the wintergreen oil I put on my aching elbows. I’ve been to the video store and I’ve got: * The first … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged american gangster, brokeback mountain, downfall, elbows, hitler, hovel, kite runner, living in a box, lust caution, presence, rabbi, video store, wintergreen oil
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Rabbinic Corruption
Gadi Pickholz from the Israel Fathers Rights Advocacy Council emails: "Luke: Just over 50% of all cases before Israel’s rabbinic courts are appealed, and just over 65% of those appeals are found valid. Yet in the US, both the RCC … Continue reading
Posted in Rabbis
Tagged administrative offices, administrative procedures, advocacy council, civil courts, comptroller, computerized system, conflict of interest, counterparts, court administration, court rulings, divorce decree, fathers rights, infallability, judicial proceedings, petah tikva, pulpits, quot, rabbinate, RCA, RCC
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A Whole Lotta Women At The Happy Minyan
It’s become the place (at the Karate Academy, 9218 West Pico Blvd (at Glenville), 90035) in Los Angeles to meet single Jewish females. There were half a dozen Shabbos morning, all attractive and around 30 years of age. "You think … Continue reading
Posted in Happy Minyan
Tagged breast, females, half a dozen, karate academy, minyan, pastoral care, prophets, west pico blvd
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