I’ve missed you guys.
guest3: meet any ladies over the break?
Guest23: What are we listening to?
YourMoralLeader: scorpions
Guest23: I’m dying for a slice of white bread
Guest23: with a shmear of peanut butter
Guest23: How was your "hog"?
Guest23: Heard that Weil’s not leaving us….
YourMoralLeader: what?
Guest23: yet
YourMoralLeader: no way?
YourMoralLeader: it was OK
YourMoralLeader: yours?
YourMoralLeader: r u gina?
Guest23: I’ll be whomever you want me to be
Guest23: Did you miss Emma horibbly over the past 3 days?
Guest23: I did
Guest23: I especially missed the horses
YourMoralLeader: horribly
Guest23: absence makes ….
YourMoralLeader: true
Guest23: the heart…..
Guest23: go into cardiac arrest
Guest23: may have to call Hatzalah and have you resucitated
Guest23: techiat hameytim
Guest23: Did you get what you wanted for afikomen?
YourMoralLeader: lol
YourMoralLeader: i found the whole thing a bore and a chore
Guest23: too long?
Guest23: did you do the first seder?
YourMoralLeader: yes, I led it
Guest23: any followers?
YourMoralLeader: I’m not in a good space with my Judaism.
YourMoralLeader: 1
YourMoralLeader: I feel on the margins and act in ways to keep myself there.
Guest23: sorry. that must be a very tough place to be
YourMoralLeader: I have little concentration for the shiurim let alone the davening and the rituals
Guest23: 3 day holidays can do that to you
YourMoralLeader: I’m not even concentrating on the books I’m reading in shul
Guest23: maybe you should only go to every other prayer session
YourMoralLeader: I’m just thinking about: In Order: Sex, money, power, self-assertion, survival, social status
Guest23: interesting order
YourMoralLeader: I used to get invited to really cool seders but I blew all those relationships up, I fear.
Guest23: religion is no where on the list?
YourMoralLeader: In my fantasy life, it’s not showing up much.
Guest23: start new ones
YourMoralLeader: I will, I’m doing the actions, the heart will follow.
Guest23: takes a while
Guest23: a lot of patience
Guest23: don’t give up…. Chaim Amalak has faith in you
Guest23: as do I
Guest23: don’t passover the religion
Guest23: shavuot is coming….
YourMoralLeader: I love shuvuot
Guest23: flowers and cheescake…what could be bad?
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Guest23: I find it interesting that social status made the list
YourMoralLeader: I’m always thinking about that, I hate feeling like a loser and I often feel like a loser, particularly in Orthodox Judaism.
YourMoralLeader: No marriage, no woman, no cry.
YourMoralLeader: I want someone to cherish and she in turn will cook and clean for me!
Guest23: you need marriage and woman to cry?
Guest23: I sound like Russian Dragon now lol
Guest23: Dragon
Guest23: and I type like him too!
Guest23: sat out in the sun today…
YourMoralLeader: yay
Guest23: and thought of you
YourMoralLeader: was your cam on?
Guest23: in my mind… did you see me?
YourMoralLeader: yes!
Guest23: I tried to be tzenua
Guest23: covered my knees and elbows
Guest23: biig turn on don’t you think?
YourMoralLeader: yes
Guest23: did you wear your sppedos?
Guest23: under your tzitzit?
YourMoralLeader: yes
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Guest23: Emma seems very tzenua
YourMoralLeader: yes
YourMoralLeader: i love that about her
YourMoralLeader: i’m writing up my passover in emotional terms rather than specifics so I don’t offend anyone
Guest23: what do you think is the one thing she simply adores about you?
Guest23: I know she is drawn to what she perceives is your realness
Guest23: sincerity,honesty and Aussie wit
Guest23: plus she loves that you have the same taste in music
Guest23: and she simply adores the Roo tune
Guest23: maybe she just wants to be tied down
Guest23: she has a free spirit
Guest23: that is pure
YourMoralLeader: i agreeeeeeeeeeeeeee
YourMoralLeader: I adore her
YourMoralLeader: We’re attracted because of the dynamics of our very earliest years, not explicable who turns us on.
Guest23: I believe you truly do
Guest23: that superceeds the different generations you both grew up in?
Guest23: I fear the pensive mood you seem to be in….
Guest23: should I be concerned?
YourMoralLeader: nah, gonna write it out
Guest23: thats good. you don’t seem to have the energy for excercise
Guest23: and you probably are all out of grape juice
Guest23: matzah is very constipating
Guest23: you must do some of your best writing now…
Guest23: all that stored up creativity just bursting to get out
YourMoralLeader: 🙂
Guest23: can’t wait to read your pearls of wisdom
Guest23: I disect every word because every word has deep meaning
YourMoralLeader: lol
Guest23: Emma’s favorite blog jargon is lol and / or lmao
Guest23: you two are rubbing off on each other
Guest23: You’re past 3 days is quite depressing…
Guest23: putting me in a funk
Guest23: that plus the death of the lukeford.com site owner
YourMoralLeader: lol
Guest23: you should go to the happy minyan and GET HAPPY
YourMoralLeader: I prefer to write about dark emotions, the other emotions I enjoy, but don’t feel driven to write about
Guest23: does writing dark give you inner joy?
Guest23: put you in touch with your dark side?
Guest23: that gives me perverse happiness
Guest23: once you’ve been black…
Guest23: there’s no going back
Guest23: you’d make an awesome goth
Guest23: you don’t wear enough black
Guest23: ask Emma about eyelash tinting
YourMoralLeader: lol
YourMoralLeader: you get it!
Guest23: I don’t get enuff of it!
Guest23: Emma and Chavi = interesting pair
Guest23: loved your line asking if her Mom was at the mik when she converted
YourMoralLeader: lol
guest10: Is this the longest Emma withdrawal?
guest10: they should make a patch for that
Guest23: Heard that Ralphs sold out of the square matzohs several weeks ago
Guest23: cuz they started selling hem right after Purim… to early
YourMoralLeader: ahh
YourMoralLeader: Emma Interruptus
Guest23: Could I trouble you to play tiet me kangaroo down sport…
Guest23: pretty please?
Guest23: My Hallel did not really go to well with that tune!
Guest23: and the strange look from my Rabbi was embarrasing to say the least
Guest23: He does not get it
guest10: I had more than 4 questions….
guest10: big dilemma
guest10: emma dilemma
Guest23: Could I trouble you to play tiet me kangaroo down sport…
Guest23: pretty please?
Guest23: My Hallel did not really go to well with that tune!
Guest23: and the strange look from my Rabbi was embarrasing to say the least
Guest23: He does not get it
guest10: I had more than 4 questions….
guest10: big dilemma
guest10: emma dilemma
Guest23: I’m in Aussie Roo Heaven!! multiple!!!
Guest23: I actually think its a great niggun
Guest23: gr8 beat and you can squeeze in a dvar torah
guest10: encourages group participation… at least a minyan
guest10: alla tzoo zamen = all together now
guest10: I think I prefer the morose Luke better…..
guest10: don’t get tooooooo happy now
guest10: btw I saw a scrap of bread on top of your dresser
guest10: wondering how the heck it got there
guest10: I think you are emotionally attached to your carpet sweeper
guest10: you seem hypnotized by the back and forth
guest10: how do you react to the vacumm?
guest10: too much power for you to handle?
guest10: less control?
guest10: you are suppposed to pour some toxic fluid on the chametz you find in your possession on Pesach
guest10: so that it is inedible
YourMoralLeader: oh
guest10: even to a dog
guest10: or horse
guest10: I sure hope Emma mare has a refuah shelema
guest10: I pray for her
guest10: I said a misheberach in shul
YourMoralLeader: emma had to give her up
YourMoralLeader: needs $$ expensive help
guest10: oh… thats sad
guest10: really
guest10: her Aunt couldn’t help out?
guest10: once she was unable to ride her, the battle was lost
YourMoralLeader: yeah
YourMoralLeader: I’m the same way
guest10: but you will be a good replacement
guest10: she will be gentle riding you
YourMoralLeader: Welcome rabbi
YourMoralLeader: please G-d
YourMoralLeader: If we have trouble with that, we’ll go to Rebbitzen Feller
guest10: we have mezumin
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: seidler-feller to you
YourMoralLeader: sorry
guest10: Rabboisi meer velin bentchin
guest10: Rubber tires never break
guest10: yehe shame on you
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: how’s the transliteration working out for you, luke
YourMoralLeader: oy ve
YourMoralLeader: I hate that stuff
YourMoralLeader: prefer to struggle with the holy letters
guest10: fake it
guest10: like everyone else
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: how were your seders, luke?
YourMoralLeader: Ok rabbi, how were yours?
YourMoralLeader: I was talking about you at one of the seders with one of your critics
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: what was the sob saying
YourMoralLeader: worse than a kapo?
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: and who would dare question my leadership
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: i want names and addresses
guest10: smack him!
YourMoralLeader: Should I trademark "Your Moral Leader"?
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: i’ll bust a cap
QuixoticLass: you haven’t?
guest10: no need you own it
YourMoralLeader: only with the beit din
YourMoralLeader: and in heaven
QuixoticLass: you’ve been hit by the great matzah shortage of ’08 as well?
YourMoralLeader: yep!
QuixoticLass: I have one box left and my midget army returns tomorrow
guest10: and Tam tams!
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: how about that chocolate covered matzo?
guest10: and KY Jelly
YourMoralLeader: gotta get me some
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: doreen is eating them by the boxful
QuixoticLass: what will I feed them?
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: it’s going straight to her behind
YourMoralLeader: sorry
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: no it’s great
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: i love me a ghetto booty
QuixoticLass: was there anyone in shul this weekend?
QuixoticLass: I just couldn’t get up.
YourMoralLeader: not many
QuixoticLass: 3 nights in a row close to 2 am
YourMoralLeader: i understand
YourMoralLeader: that’s why i use levitra
YourMoralLeader: gets me to the shul on time
QuixoticLass: hee
QuixoticLass: yakum purkan
QuixoticLass: arise my salvation
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: i have a girl for you, luke
YourMoralLeader: Yes rabbi
guest10: she’s got a nice set of Tam Tams
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: nubile coed cutie
YourMoralLeader: B"H
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: are you interested?
QuixoticLass: duh.
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: should i have her facebook you?
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: she loves shaggy, unkempt men
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: in fact you’ll be the 3rd homeless person she’s dated in a row
guest10: but does she love to shag?
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: i’ll put it this way — doreen taught her everything there is to know about kosher tantric sex
guest10: Kabbalah Sex?
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: you know that red string?
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: we use a red rope
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: put on some rolling stones
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: either that or klezmer
guest10: pour some kosher for passover sugar on me
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: killer shabbat queen
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: jimi hendrix — all along the bimah
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: doors — light my shabbos fire
QuixoticLass: did you check any stores besides ralphs for matzah?
YourMoralLeader: no
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: luke i thought you were done with the shiksahs
QuixoticLass: I have to go check livonia and eilat before work
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: you sing like a fairy
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: as long as you don’t practice onanism
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: you should be fine
YourMoralLeader: thank you
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: can i bring you to hillel to speak?
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller: luke, i think what you need is a good wingman
