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New York Is Quiet – We Have Our Shvartzes Under Control!
From my live chat: Emma: How is your day going Chaimy? YourMoralLeader: Hymie ChaimAmalek: Like any of my post-sexual days YourMoralLeader: did she make a slur? Emma: lol YourMoralLeader: How are things in Hymie town? Emma: Hymie? ChaimAmalek: (Luke, I … Continue reading
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Tagged ahuh, antisemite, closer to god, dartmouth, Emma, Gawker, hate jews, higher plane, india, jew, jewish woman, lecturer, live chat, lol, miley cyrus, nbsp, perfume, quiet before the storm, reality tv, sepoy rebellion, shiksas, slur, spite, tarty
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Breastfeeding In The Sanctuary
Some Orthodox synagogues have a problem with women whipping their bosoms out during davening. Hmm. Can’t we just all be free to do what we want and to pull our breasts out when we want? Isn’t that what Moses would … Continue reading
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Tagged beast, breasts, brokeback mountain, Charity, Emma, humble hovel, lesbians, live cam chat, lol, luke mountain, Modesty, moses, nbsp, pffft, quot, sanctuary, synagogues, tithing, Torah, yep
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My Sana Krasikov Interview
I talked to her for two hours by phone Thursday morning. It got bumpy. My legendary charm was nowhere to be found. From my chat room: YourMoralLeader: Emma, just tell your parents you have to go to LA to fundraise … Continue reading
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Tagged chat room, commies, crocodile, crocodile tears, Emma, gadol, Google, ira, leonid brezhnev, lol, maternal lines, mongol invaders, rabbi, Rape, riding ponies, russians, soviet immigrants, thursday morning, viking blood, wit
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Holly Randall Is Chaim Amalek’s White Whale
I don’t know what I did to my friend but he’s all obsessed: From my chat room: palestine4ever: LUKE WHAT DID YOU DO TO CHAIM palestine4ever: He’s heavy on this Holly business, Luke. palestine4ever: As a long-time ChaimWatcher, he usually … Continue reading
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Tagged amalek, ambition, boondock saints, captain ahab, friend emma, golden gloves boxer, hellhole, Holly Randall, http www myspace com, insults, irish view, jew, lol, lord of the dance, michael flatley, purdue, river dance, Torah, west lafayette indiana, white whale
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Which woman will be the first to invite Luke’s jackbooted Aryan sperm into her uterus?
Join the fun: palestine4ever: I do notice he’s changing shirts more often. Emma: The less a girl knows him? ChaimAmalek: Luke knows that he can use a petroleum based lubricant on his condoms, thereby assuring their failure during coitus palestine4ever: … Continue reading
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