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Tag Archives: Emma
Rev. Des Joins My Chat Room
From my live chat: ChaimAmalek: I mean, if you meet a man and he has perfume on him, don’t you think "it seems that other women are into him and have slimed him with their scent, so maybe I should … Continue reading
New York Is Quiet – We Have Our Shvartzes Under Control!
From my live chat: Emma: How is your day going Chaimy? YourMoralLeader: Hymie ChaimAmalek: Like any of my post-sexual days YourMoralLeader: did she make a slur? Emma: lol YourMoralLeader: How are things in Hymie town? Emma: Hymie? ChaimAmalek: (Luke, I … Continue reading
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Should Lukeford.net Be Short & Concise Like My Davening? Even During Coitus, I’m Dictating New Commentaries
From my live chat: YourMoralLeader: hi Emma! YourMoralLeader: I’m a sensual semite! Emma: Hey Luke! YourMoralLeader: hi YourMoralLeader: what have i missed? Emma: Nothing… it’s dead in here without you. YourMoralLeader: aww YourMoralLeader: i thought it was dead without you … Continue reading
Breastfeeding In The Sanctuary
Some Orthodox synagogues have a problem with women whipping their bosoms out during davening. Hmm. Can’t we just all be free to do what we want and to pull our breasts out when we want? Isn’t that what Moses would … Continue reading
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My Sana Krasikov Interview
I talked to her for two hours by phone Thursday morning. It got bumpy. My legendary charm was nowhere to be found. From my chat room: YourMoralLeader: Emma, just tell your parents you have to go to LA to fundraise … Continue reading
Posted in Sana Krasikov
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