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Tag Archives: davening
Should Lukeford.net Be Short & Concise Like My Davening? Even During Coitus, I’m Dictating New Commentaries
From my live chat: YourMoralLeader: hi Emma! YourMoralLeader: I’m a sensual semite! Emma: Hey Luke! YourMoralLeader: hi YourMoralLeader: what have i missed? Emma: Nothing… it’s dead in here without you. YourMoralLeader: aww YourMoralLeader: i thought it was dead without you … Continue reading
My Crucifixion & Resurrection
Tearing down the temple. Throwing out the money changers. Flipping off the beit din! Justification by faith! Sanctification! The Heavenly Sanctuary! Judging the saints! Look at my erection! I can’t be more specific. I know you want the goss, but … Continue reading
Posted in Passover, Personal
Tagged aaron wildavsky, american judaism, beard, canaan, chat room, cheap grace, close friends, davening, Emma, emotions, hartman, holy days, hovel, job, loser, minyan, mommy, money, origins of judaism, Passover, perverts, rabbi arthur, religious community, rise of islam, sephardi, shmura matza, shul, shuls, tradition, weirdos
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I’m Live On My Cam!
Click here to join the fun! I’ve missed you guys. guest3: meet any ladies over the break? Guest23: What are we listening to? YourMoralLeader: scorpions Guest23: I’m dying for a slice of white bread Guest23: with a shmear of peanut … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged bore, cardiac arrest, concentration, davening, followers, hog, horses, Judaism, margins, miss emma, peanut butter, prayer session, rituals, scorpions, seder, self assertion, sex money power, shiurim, shmear, white bread
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Satan Has Me By The Balls
And I like it. That’s the problem. I like it. I should be cleaning for Passover but the Evil One has me in his grip and it feels good! It makes me tingle all over. I want to sing and … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged balls, davening, egypt, envy, evil one, impurity, jealousy, oh wretched man, oy, Passover, satan, wicked wicked man, wickedness, Yeshiva
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Modern Orthodox Authenticity Guilt
Pico/Robertson is home to three big Modern Orthodox shuls — Young Israel of Century City (YICC), Beth Jacob (BJ) and Bnai David Judea (BDJ). An Orthodox friend calls: "Who is the number one shul in Los Angeles for technical adherence … Continue reading
Posted in Modern Orthodox
Tagged adherence, authenticity, Beth Jacob, bj, black hat, century city, davening, finger tips, guilt, hat service, jewish law, judea, lettuce, megillah, orthodox shuls, penis envy, shul, Torah, YICC, Young Israel
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