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Trying To Destroy A Cantor With Compromising Pictures
This happens to me all the time. My enemies send me enticing young women who try to lure me into all sorts of compromising positions but my religious faith makes me impervious to all challenges. I am all too keenly … Continue reading
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Tagged all sorts, anonymous letter, bloke, cantor, challenges, channel 10 news, compromising positions, enemies, great synagogue, haaretz, hell, hotel room, Jerusalem, Jews, kra, maneshevitz, moral leader, news report, religious faith, suspicions, tel aviv hotel, yisrael, young woman, young women
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Mass Firings At Shalhevet, Small Incoming Freshman Class
Beatrice Levavi the registrar is going. The incoming freshman class is only 25 students. Shalhevet sought at least 60. Also Debbie Reisman is going, Jerry’s assistant, and some others. Against the rumors, the drama program at Shalhevet will continue with … Continue reading
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Tagged beatrice, brain, drama program, emily chase, health insurance, hs class, incoming freshman class, Insurance, mass firings, moral leader, painting, part time, reisman, rsquo, tutor
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Petitionary Prayer
Because of my work as a moral leader, I’m often asked to pray for people. I have no belief in petitionary prayer except as catharsis for the prayer. BTW, I’m live on my cam.
The Mystery Method For Snagging Passover Invites
For the past few weeks, I’ve been going to the mikveh every morning and putting on tefillin and praying that HaShem send me an invite to the first seder. It has not worked. I no longer believe in the power … Continue reading
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Tagged angeles public library, beautiful women, deity, despair, desperate measures, existence, Jews, mikveh, moral leader, mystery method, overflow, Passover, power of prayer, putting on tefillin, seder, shabbos
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I’m Live On My Cam!
Click here to join the fun! guest2: i have started the luke ford exercise regiment and i have officially lost 5 inches off my bust line. i am not too happy right now YourMoralLeader: oy ve YourMoralLeader: are you doing … Continue reading
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Tagged blueberries, bod, breasts, bust line, enamel, ffs, first date, grapes, green tea, jack lalane, jugs, kangaroo, kangaroo song, lemons, luke ford, moral leader, oy ve, quot, Sarah Silverman, wrath
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