Daily Archives: July 2, 2008

Dennis Prager To Wives: ‘If You Don’t Give Him Sex, He Doesn’t Know You Love Him’

Prager says on his radio show that sex is the primary way men feel loved by their wives. You may think that is simplistic but it is either true or not true. Prager notes some study that says women are … Continue reading

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My Video Technique Indicates Advanced Parkinsons

Joe:good. but next time, don’t film the demon in the ceiling  Luzdedos1:  ok  Joe:bro, i love you. you know that. but I’m not happy with the video results. i’m worried you may have parkinson’s. You are very very young to … Continue reading

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Celebrating The Fourth Of July Chinese Style

A friend calls. "What are you doing for the fourth?" Luke: "No plans." Friend: "You and Ming Ho aren’t going to sell state secrets to the Chinese? It’d be the time to do it. Empty parking lot in Monterey Park. … Continue reading

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The Frightening Similarities Between Marc Gafni And Me

Joe emails: His site is pathetic. The only worse writing I’ve seen was Moish Geller’s, but he’s at least sort of lovable. Though I’d take issue with your comment that "jews use many names". I think the denominator here is … Continue reading

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Mordecai Gafni Returns

Here’s the funniest response I’ve read: "What a let down. Those of us who have known him for years, and have been following his exploits (his xxxploits) through his multiple reincarnations from right wing orthodoxy to New Age guru, can … Continue reading

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