My Video Technique Indicates Advanced Parkinsons

Joe:good. but next time, don’t film the demon in the ceiling
 Luzdedos1:  ok
 Joe:bro, i love you. you know that. but I’m not happy with the video results. i’m worried you may have parkinson’s. You are very very young to have had such a serious stroke. 
 Joe:one word: tripod
 Joe:did you learn nothing from porn????
 Luzdedos1:  k
 Joe:how r u
 Luzdedos1:  moving camera is more interesting
 Joe:not to client
 Luzdedos1:  ok, you?
 Joe:client wants an interrogation, not undercover
 Luzdedos1:  ok
 Joe:this ain’t "News 4: Inside the Brothels of Monterey Park with Min Ho"
 Joe:you’re shaking worse than janet reno with a nectarine in her hand
 Joe:you should have gotten a B12 shot from the doctor before you started filming

From my live cam chat:

guest63:  whats with the beard & long hair?
YourMoralLeader:  lazy
guest63:  I think laziness is un-torah-like
guest63:  what do you do for financial security?
guest63:  do you have a regular job or what
guest63:  I guess you aren’t answering my queries, have a good night!
guest63:  by the way, are you in love with leah kleim?
YourMoralLeader:  not in love
YourMoralLeader:  except she’s a good story
YourMoralLeader:  i blog for a living and have part-time babysitter work
guest63:  do those activities afford you a comfortable life style?
YourMoralLeader:  no
guest63:  do you travel, date and have a significant other?
guest63:  are there many single frum hotties in LA?
guest63:  I recall your previous posts with some really hot looking women on your blog
YourMoralLeader:  there are 100k more single men in LA than single women but some frum hotties IMHO, google…she’s gorgeous
guest64:  do you pole dance or what moral ??
guest64:  very slow strip tease!!  yes?
guest64:  smile contest then  –  you lose?
guest63:  as #64 has noted, why no smiles?
guest63:  sorry about that! a smile!
guest64:  fidel castro !!!
guest64:  nice smile made our day!!!!
guest63:  do you attend shul regularly, which one-orthodox, conserv or other
guest63:  do you know the jewish learning experience rabbi?
guest63:  I think he is a Gerrer chosid
guest64:  a what?
guest64:  cuddly bear
guest63:  a desciple of the Gerrer rabbinic dynasty
guest64:  yeah cuddly bear
guest63:  what caught your fancy?
guest64:  is The US going to start world war 3 rabbi?  And what can we do to stop it? Or are you just yawning bear?
guest64:  I am poet from New Zealand   http://apoem.com  Brian Evans    protester
TammyYoungblood:  So what do you do all day in front of that computer?
guest64:  stops wars
TammyYoungblood:  Or are you just staring into the void
guest64:  no everyone stops war to watch him
TammyYoungblood:  You should wear glasses with that beard
TammyYoungblood:  And a tall fur hat
TammyYoungblood:  Especially on a hot day
TammyYoungblood:  And while you are at it, why haven’t you turned your van into a Mitzvah Tank?
guest64:  he has a wizard hat on
guest64:  out of site    tall 4ft!!
TammyYoungblood:  You could drive around Pico Robertson, handing out Tam-Tams
TammyYoungblood:  Or throwing keepas to the homies

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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