A friend calls. "What are you doing for the fourth?"
Luke: "No plans."
Friend: "You and Ming Ho aren’t going to sell state secrets to the Chinese? It’d be the time to do it. Empty parking lot in Monterey Park.
"A Chinese communist spy comes up to you: ‘What’s your name?’
"You say, ‘Jumping Kangaroo.’
"Aww, very good.
"You’re going to shove in the state secrets like an egg roll."
"Aww, we’ll take this straight to the chairman. Very pleased."
"I can’t believe you’re dating a spy. You know those braces have radio transmitters that are going right to Beijing."