Celebrating The Fourth Of July Chinese Style

A friend calls. "What are you doing for the fourth?"

Luke: "No plans."

Friend: "You and Ming Ho aren’t going to sell state secrets to the Chinese? It’d be the time to do it. Empty parking lot in Monterey Park.

"A Chinese communist spy comes up to you: ‘What’s your name?’

"You say, ‘Jumping Kangaroo.’

"Aww, very good.

"You’re going to shove in the state secrets like an egg roll."

"Aww, we’ll take this straight to the chairman. Very pleased."

"I can’t believe you’re dating a spy. You know those braces have radio transmitters that are going right to Beijing."

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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