Daily Archives: June 25, 2008

Shine A Light(scoop) On Me

I’m an amateur shutterbug, a person who almost never travels without a good digital camera. I take thousands of pictures each year, but the images – the successful ones, anyway – all share a common theme: the proper use of … Continue reading

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Baby Names

"If it’s a girl, we’ll call her Levitra," she said. "If it’s a boy, we’ll call him Viagra." "What’s this —- music? This is her music. When did you start liking the Scorpions? I hate this music. It’s bad for … Continue reading

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I Was A Guinea Pig

I got free acupuncture tonight because I was offered the choice position of patient for five students. I went into the classroom at 7 p.m. carrying my cup of Ancient Treasure Chinese tea. I felt like I was on an … Continue reading

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The Rules of the Game For Kids

I have a part-time job picking up kids from daycare and bringing them home to their loving parents. Because I believe that our every minute is a gift from HaShem, I always carry a book wherever I go. So through … Continue reading

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I’ve Never Been Surprised By Anything I’ve Done

I’m watching this movie "The Brave One." About 40 minutes in, the Jodie Foster character talks about how she’s discovered a stranger within herself. Are some people that unaware that when they do something horrible, they blame it on a … Continue reading

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