Baby Names

"If it’s a girl, we’ll call her Levitra," she said. "If it’s a boy, we’ll call him Viagra."

"What’s this —- music? This is her music. When did you start liking the Scorpions? I hate this music. It’s bad for the baby. Turn it off or I’m leaving. I hate you."

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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