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Tag Archives: Emma
I’m Finetuning My Cam Description
Currently it is: "Are you a sinner in need of G-d’s grace? I’m Luke Ford and I want to be Your Moral Leader! Watch me wrap tefillin, study Torah and engineer sweeping moral change. I write the website Lukeford.net and … Continue reading
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Tagged Acupuncture, acupuncturists, Brooklyn, dogs, dumb questions, Emma, engineer, faith healing, false prophet, Google, healer, how do you mend a broken heart, love song, luke ford, money, moral leader, nbsp, needles, porner, self belief, shiksas, sinner, superstition, tefillin, Torah
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I Call Emma For The First Time
From my live cam chat: Gina: Dad will be there too Gina: both Dads YourMoralLeader: let me talk to your father YourMoralLeader: my dad and his dad Gina: have the talk Luke ANYTIMEASAP: heh fill me in whats on with … Continue reading
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Tagged 18yo girl, bathroom wall, bk, dad, Emma, goood, gorgeous eyes, kilter, levi, live cam chat, lmao, lol, medication, moral center, moral leader, moral leaders, nbsp, pr guy, skit, slurp, welsh
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Invasion Is Not Insemination
From my live cam chat: ahib: Careful, guest62, or I shall make you vanish Emma: lol guest62: do not threaten me you oaf Emma: Calm down 🙂 RoyScotalnd: half catholic- half jewish=100% human QuixoticLass: of course human User guest62 was … Continue reading
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Tagged admin user, british people, broadcaster, Emma, gandhi, germans, gonna film, hitler, insemination, live cam chat, lol, mmr, passive resistance, potatoes, raj, religious confusion, rise and fall, smallpox, t travel, vaccination
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Emma’s Great California Vacation
From my live cam chat: Emma: You know…. Emma: I think its time for a trim YourMoralLeader: trim of what? Emma: Of… Emma: Your… Emma: Beard…….. YourMoralLeader: charisma? Emma: lol YourMoralLeader: I’d lose my moral strength YourMoralLeader: like samson Emma: … Continue reading
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Tagged admin user, beard, boss, broadcaster, california vacation, charisma, Emma, feast of weeks, hairs, jewish calendar, kindness, lass, live cam chat, lol, moral strength, nbsp, Passover, rabbi, sefira, shavuot
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‘Secret Lives Of Great Authors’
From the new book: Balzac preferred not to ejaculate, fearing that it would sap his creative energy. Said a friend: "Sperm to him meant emission of purest cerebral substance, and therefore filtering, a loss through the member, of a potential … Continue reading
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Tagged arden, artistic creation, balzac, berlin, blemishes, centerfold, creative energy, Emma, eyes are the mirror, gee wizz, intercourse, kangaroo, kangaroo down sport, lungs, nbsp, nudes, oy vey, penthouse pet, rabbi, secret lives, secret sex lives, sexuality, staples, tie me kangaroo down, tie me kangaroo down sport
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