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"Luke Ford reports all of the 'juicy' quotes, and has been doing it for years." (Marc B. Shapiro)
"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff)"This generation's Hillel." (Nathan Cofnas)
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I’m Used To Keeping The People In My Life In Separate Compartments
I’ve never been one who wants to bring most of his friends together. I have friends in Orthodox Judaism. I have friends who are secular writers. I have exes. I have squeezes. I have dolls. I have playmates. I have … Continue reading
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Tagged backup singer, ball of fury, chat room, conversion to judaism, def leppard, Emma, jewish men, money, nbsp, new york dolls, onan, orthodox judaism, pets, playmates, queen bee, stooges, synthesis, Torah, youknow
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My Crucifixion & Resurrection
Tearing down the temple. Throwing out the money changers. Flipping off the beit din! Justification by faith! Sanctification! The Heavenly Sanctuary! Judging the saints! Look at my erection! I can’t be more specific. I know you want the goss, but … Continue reading
Posted in Passover, Personal
Tagged aaron wildavsky, american judaism, beard, canaan, chat room, cheap grace, close friends, davening, Emma, emotions, hartman, holy days, hovel, job, loser, minyan, mommy, money, origins of judaism, Passover, perverts, rabbi arthur, religious community, rise of islam, sephardi, shmura matza, shul, shuls, tradition, weirdos
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Amalek Explains What Luke Ford has in common with Vladimir Putin
Chaim writes: "Nothing," you might say, but you would be wrong. Consider Luke’s blossoming relationship with the Irish lass (and honorable Christian) known to the denizens of his chat room as "Emma." She is 18, he is almost 42. The … Continue reading
Posted in Chaim Amalek, Personal
Tagged chat room, denizens, economic spectrum, Emma, ford, gold medal, irish lass, logical impossibility, luke ford, nbsp, ny post, older woman, relationship, Relationships, vladimir putin, way of the world
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Daniel Webster Is Arguing With The Devil Over My Soul In My Chat Room
Wholesome fun for the whole family! xptisgay: good lord, luke YourMoralLeader: yo xptisgay: are you butt nekkid? TIMESUP: ooooh my tming is perfect lukeee xptisgay: luke, have you ever been to cam4.com? YourMoralLeader: no xptisgay: they do have a few … Continue reading
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Tagged age group, airfare, bum, chat room, daniel webster, darlin, ffs, gf, hes, jewish girl, jez, kosher pizza, little hat, nbsp, sex cams, signifigance, vannessa del rio, vennesa del rio, wet hair, ya
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