Plumbers Crack Wreaks Havoc With My Prayers

So I was at minyan one morning saying my prayers like a good Jew when this bloke walks, sits down in front of me, and exposes massive plumber’s crack.

And the bloke wasn’t even a plumber! He just wore his jeans low.

Here I am trying to talk to God about my most pressing moral issues and there’s naked man ass right in front of me.

I might’ve lost my breakfast if I had eaten.

Folks, please don’t wear your jeans loose and low when you go to shul. And if you do, sit in the back with something behind you so nobody has to see your hairy ass.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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