- https://PayPal.Me/lukeisback
"Luke Ford reports all of the 'juicy' quotes, and has been doing it for years." (Marc B. Shapiro)
"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff)"This generation's Hillel." (Nathan Cofnas)
September 2024 S M T W T F S 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30
Tag Archives: Jews
Trying To Destroy A Cantor With Compromising Pictures
This happens to me all the time. My enemies send me enticing young women who try to lure me into all sorts of compromising positions but my religious faith makes me impervious to all challenges. I am all too keenly … Continue reading
Posted in Sex
Tagged all sorts, anonymous letter, bloke, cantor, challenges, channel 10 news, compromising positions, enemies, great synagogue, haaretz, hell, hotel room, Jerusalem, Jews, kra, maneshevitz, moral leader, news report, religious faith, suspicions, tel aviv hotel, yisrael, young woman, young women
Comments Off on Trying To Destroy A Cantor With Compromising Pictures
Amalek Warns About The Shiksa Menace
Chaim writes: Years ago I sought to shield you from the menace to your neshama (Jewish soul) of having all of these women with loose morals around your home and places of business. You partook of their honey pots, but … Continue reading
Posted in Chaim Amalek
Tagged abode, backsliding, doctors, flesh, Hollywood, hollywood executives, honey pots, jewish soul, Jews, Judaism, law firms, loneliness, loose morals, own eyes, shiksas, sting, suitable mate, Torah, torso, virtue
Comments Off on Amalek Warns About The Shiksa Menace
Thursday Will Rock On My Cam With Live Preparation For Passover
A day of cleaning will climax at 8 pm PST with Bedikat Hametz. Holding just one lighted candle, I will go from room to room live on my cam with a feather and a large spoon, scooping up the last … Continue reading
The Mystery Method For Snagging Passover Invites
For the past few weeks, I’ve been going to the mikveh every morning and putting on tefillin and praying that HaShem send me an invite to the first seder. It has not worked. I no longer believe in the power … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged angeles public library, beautiful women, deity, despair, desperate measures, existence, Jews, mikveh, moral leader, mystery method, overflow, Passover, power of prayer, putting on tefillin, seder, shabbos
Comments Off on The Mystery Method For Snagging Passover Invites