Tag Archives: moral leader

I Am The Father Of Bristol Palin’s Baby

I appreciate the discretion Palins used in their statement, identifying me only by my first Hebrew name: "We ask the media, respect our daughter and Levi’s privacy as has always been the tradition of children of candidates." Now I feel … Continue reading

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I’m Having WordPress Trouble

I tried to upgrade my version of semiologic pro wordpress on http://refinancemortgagenow.net/blog/ but it didn’t work, so I backed up my database and then deleted everything from that /blog folder. I reinstalled wordpress and the latest version of semiologic pro (5.6), … Continue reading

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Luke Ford Is A Shark – Photographic Proof

Here are some never before seen photos from my July 3, 2008 meeting with Marc Gafni at the Salt Lake in Utah. The music is "Ode to the Moral Leader" by a European classical music composer friend of mine.

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Ode to the Moral Leader

I made friends through my chat room with a music composer. I asked him to write an ode for me, an "Ode to the Moral Leader." He did: I received this ode via email while I was reading a book by … Continue reading

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Setting The Bar Too High?

Daniel writes on Failed Messiah: "I am so curious if you have any more info on rabbonim reacting negatively to to the Chafetz Chayim‘s works on shmiras halashon [holy speech]. I have long felt that by setting an impossibly high … Continue reading

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Compartmentalizing

My Moral Leader emails: Re: that video you did a while ago as you rambled around one night, wondering what to do with your life–why not do a few things that interest you as far as blogging, etc. go and … Continue reading

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I Ask A Lesbian If She’s Ever Experienced The Love Of An Old Hairy Jew

From my live cam chat: guest77: hi,did you see a psy lately ? YourMoralLeader: hi YourMoralLeader: no guest77: lol, i like you guest77: why r u self called moral leader ? is this a subtile joke ? YourMoralLeader: not subtle … Continue reading

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I Spent The Weekend In Torrey, Utah With Rabbi Marc Gafni

All pictures and video. Info on Torrey. It was a four hour drive from Salt Lake City Friday afternoon. We got in just before Shabbos and then left at noon Sunday. My flight left just before 5 p.m. Jim emails: … Continue reading

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A Word To The Ladies

Most women react with laughter when asked if they are romantically involved with someone who’s but a platonic friend. This is devastating to the male ego. It feels like she’s saying he’s not in her league. This is how a … Continue reading

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I Had A Nervous Breakdown Live On My Cam

I got a fit of the giggles while trying to do my voice exercises and imagining what it would be like for a nice Jewish girl to go on a date with her moral leader. Video I plan to have … Continue reading

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