I Spent The Weekend In Torrey, Utah With Rabbi Marc Gafni

All pictures and video. Info on Torrey.

It was a four hour drive from Salt Lake City Friday afternoon. We got in just before Shabbos and then left at noon Sunday. My flight left just before 5 p.m.

Jim emails:

So, you spent the weekend with a guy who wears a pink shirt and you both fondled a little pocket-sized doggie. How sweet.

Maybe you should start smoking cannabis. It’s like nature’s truth serum, and it would help you see how gay you really are.






Meanwhile, I’m live on on my cam!

YourMoralLeader:  i’ve been sick for ten days
YourMoralLeader:  i was sick all weekend
YourMoralLeader:  yuck
RabbiGadol:  What ails you?
YourMoralLeader:  bad cold
guest8:  sorry to hear that.  You should go to bed.
RabbiGadol:  Blogging is hard work
RabbiGadol:  So why not hire some Mexicans to do it for you?
RabbiGadol:  Or maybe a Hindu?
guest8:  out sourcing?
RabbiGadol:  Or better yet, start a ghost-blogging service in India
RabbiGadol:  Yes, why not?
guest8:  he can always have his new guru blog for him?
RabbiGadol:  "How do you do sir, I am this Mr. Luke Ford, and I wish to be your moral leader."
RabbiGadol:  "my Name is John"
guest8:  Hey, look how about asking Marc to give you ordination?
RabbiGadol:  Why not?  It is time
YourMoralLeader:  http://www.lukeford.net/Images/photos/100KM015aa1/
RabbiGadol:  It is time that you became a rabbi
YourMoralLeader:  check out my pics
guest8:  Luke with all the time you spent with him he should give you the give of rabbi-hood.
RabbiGadol:  Why did this man flee to SLC?
RabbiGadol:  Why not Paramus, New Jersey
RabbiGadol:  Luke, I’ve taken a gander at your pics
YourMoralLeader:  and?
guest10:  so who’s with you in UT?
RabbiGadol:  I don’t mean to hurt your feelings, but this beard thing
RabbiGadol:  You look like a homeless dude
guest10:  yeah, that beard has got to go
RabbiGadol:  I mean, it really does make you look like a street person
guest10:  or at least trim it a bit.  
RabbiGadol:  The net effect of the beard and the shorts is full blown derelict
RabbiGadol:  Creepy old dude
RabbiGadol:  You are too old to be tampering with that
RabbiGadol:  Also, once a man reaches a certain age, he does well to go through his closet and disgard the things he wore as a twenty year old
RabbiGadol:  Like t-shirts with apples on them
RabbiGadol:  And shorts
RabbiGadol:  Unless you are at the beach, no shorts
RabbiGadol:  ON THE OTHER HAND – can you afford a stroimel and caftan?
RabbiGadol:  Go for the Hassidic look
guest10:  I think he should start cloning his new friend in SLC.
RabbiGadol:  Maybe if you hung out at a nursing home for hassids, you could get one for free the next time one of them dies
guest10:  he wants women, right?
RabbiGadol:  I know they don’t get burried in those things
guest10:  then he should dress like marc.
RabbiGadol:  Also, get a job of some sort.
RabbiGadol:  The kind that gets you health insurance
guest10:  maybe he can get a gig with the dalai lama?

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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