I Ask A Lesbian If She’s Ever Experienced The Love Of An Old Hairy Jew

From my live cam chat:

guest77: hi,did you see a psy lately ?
YourMoralLeader: hi
YourMoralLeader: no
guest77: lol, i like you
guest77: why r u self called moral leader ? is this a subtile joke ?
YourMoralLeader: not subtle
guest77: not subtle ? lolol you r so funny
guest77: i wish i would master english to understand the whole subtlety of this non subtle joke
YourMoralLeader: where r u?
YourMoralLeader: what languages do you speak?
guest77: french
YourMoralLeader: your work?
guest77: once i told you, i teach…in a french university
guest77: last time i told you i teach…you stopped chating with me
guest77: have a pb with musicology ?
guest77: lol
guest77: with france ?
guest77: with teachers ?
guest77: with earth ?
YourMoralLeader: no
YourMoralLeader: i’m just busy working
guest77: oh ok , sorry
YourMoralLeader: what’s a link to your profile?
guest77: i don’t have any, am a newby in internet stuff
YourMoralLeader: oh come on
YourMoralLeader: how about a tiny weeny eeny picture?
guest77: ahahahah
YourMoralLeader: is that so wrong?
guest77: this wasn’t subtle
YourMoralLeader: lol
guest77: you got a pretty strange sense of humor
YourMoralLeader: thank you
guest77: but i like this
guest77: you’re welcome
guest77: seriously haven’t u seen a good psy lately ?
YourMoralLeader: been about six months
YourMoralLeader: will you be my psych?
guest77: lol
YourMoralLeader: r u a hot chick?
guest77: i am a normal hot chick but for girls mate
YourMoralLeader: i want to help you
guest77: being your psy !? no thx
guest77: i don’t need help lol
YourMoralLeader: have you ever experienced the love of an old hairy jew?

guest77: nope, but you’re not old
guest77: and if you shave you’re not hairy anymore
guest77: r u lost ?
guest77: need some help ?
guest77: feel free to ask
guest77: if you want me to help u
guest77: don’t be that shy
YourMoralLeader: i need a picture
YourMoralLeader: make me feel better
guest77: lololol
YourMoralLeader: help me
YourMoralLeader: pic plese
YourMoralLeader: merci
YourMoralLeader: bonjour
YourMoralLeader: alize is my fave siner
YourMoralLeader: singer
guest77: alizee !!!!! lolololol
guest77: she’s a lolita
YourMoralLeader: u 2?
YourMoralLeader: u got a penis?
guest77: nope, i am old well educated, a bit crazy
guest77: and most of all catholic
guest77: lolol
guest77: well the same as you, onluy one diffrence, you’re not catholic
guest77: hehehe
YourMoralLeader: you’re a man and probably an appeaser
guest77: i am a man, i don’t know what is an appeaser
YourMoralLeader: send hot chix to this room please
YourMoralLeader: penis man
YourMoralLeader: i feel dirty
guest77: appeaser, i googled it….you meant a sorta diplomat ?
YourMoralLeader: yeah
guest77: not wrong
guest77: why such a difference between your pic where we see a young shave happy man and now this old hairy jew ?
YourMoralLeader: much pain
guest77: ty
guest77: for your honesty
guest77: about alizee and lolitas i am pretty sure that if you shave etc etc ……
guest77: but till you don’t decide
guest77: nada
guest77: you know sometime the worst psy can be the best for some situations
guest77: i see you’re working hard, am gonna let you do your duty
guest77: lol
YourMoralLeader: hey
YourMoralLeader: what’s your view on alize?
guest77: sh’e’s quite f**kable
YourMoralLeader: you needed a PhD for that analysis?
guest77: musicaly you meant ? lol
YourMoralLeader: yes, musically you pervert
guest77: exactly
guest77: the song lolita ?
YourMoralLeader: yes
guest77: is like a good candy
guest77: does the effects it was meant for
YourMoralLeader: yep
guest77: but i insist, the singer is quite etc ….

guest66: guest 77 thinks you want him
guest66: do you?
YourMoralLeader: it’s a guy?
YourMoralLeader: yuck
guest66: yup a french one to boot

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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