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The Lord’s Prayer For Women
zappa: My vibro,which brings me heaven. Rabbit be thy name. Til kingdom come, thy makest me c#m, on earth with eyes on heaven. Give me this day my daily thrill, and forgive me my screams, as i forgive flat batteries. … Continue reading
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Tagged coffee maker, earth, Emma, flat batteries, frustration, hair dryer, heaven, insanity, intercom, jet plane, khun, kingdom come, lunch time, memo field, nbsp, no men, oy, Prayer, prophecy, punctuation, rabbi, rabbit, screams, suree, temptations, vibro
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I’m In A Funk
It’s Saturday night. I’m still getting over my cold. I feel sluggish. I’m hanging out in my chat room: YourMoralLeader: oy, i feel like i should be more entertaining YourMoralLeader: gimme some scoop! guest23: Leah Kleim found another satmar guest23: … Continue reading
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Tagged accent, alex jones, bipolar, bullpen, chatroom, de funk, friendships, grover, Leah Kleim, lithium, loneliness, manic phase, mates, ny times, oy, ozzies, quot, social worker, tendencies, yay
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Which woman will be the first to invite Luke’s jackbooted Aryan sperm into her uterus?
Join the fun: palestine4ever: I do notice he’s changing shirts more often. Emma: The less a girl knows him? ChaimAmalek: Luke knows that he can use a petroleum based lubricant on his condoms, thereby assuring their failure during coitus palestine4ever: … Continue reading
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Tagged arafat, attractive women, cat stevens, condoms, converts to islam, famous converts to islam, Holly Randall, important things, Judaism, lol, lubricant, manhood, march of time, ovum, oy, queen noor, semite, sperm, Torah, uterus
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Satan Has Me By The Balls
And I like it. That’s the problem. I like it. I should be cleaning for Passover but the Evil One has me in his grip and it feels good! It makes me tingle all over. I want to sing and … Continue reading
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Tagged balls, davening, egypt, envy, evil one, impurity, jealousy, oh wretched man, oy, Passover, satan, wicked wicked man, wickedness, Yeshiva
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I’m Live On My Cam!
Click here to join the conversation: guest7: Do you check out info people feed you or do you just post anything anybody says, knowing people have hidden agendas? MORALLYcorrupt: ppl ALWAYS have an agenda! bigbrother: big brother in 2008 guest7: … Continue reading
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Tagged agendas, big brother, cantor, comedy spot, credibility, dirt, Emma, Gossip, guise, internet connection, katz, nbsp, oy, ppl, reputation, reputations, slander, stake, time and money, unsubstantiated rumors
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