What Happens When You Lock A Healthy Guy In A Hovel With God As His Only Companion?

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guest140:  made the mistake of signing up to a chat room
guest140:  what i thought was friendly, innocent chat turned out to be a room crowded with desperate perverts
russiandragon:  yes luke IS the prince of pervs
russiandragon:  that’s what you get when a healthy guy is locked up in a hovel
russiandragon:  with god as his only compagnion
LeahKleim:  this is a luke farbrengen
russiandragon:  i cannot get over it leah
russiandragon:  those tefilling pcs
russiandragon:  are the max
guest140:  this is not perverted
guest140:  this is tame
LeahKleim:  it will be
russiandragon:  so much emotion
russiandragon:  tension
russiandragon:  so arty
LeahKleim:  we just got up, give us time

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I’m Live With Leah Kleim

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LeahKleim:  gmorning sunshine
LeahKleim:  can you help me
YourMoralLeader:  work the stick ok?
LeahKleim:  heck yeah
YourMoralLeader:  you drove?
LeahKleim:  oh no, not that stick
LeahKleim:  I couldnt even start it
LeahKleim:  dude, its not fair to your fan club that u dont keep your cam on 24/7
YourMoralLeader:  oy, it’s hard to relax
YourMoralLeader:  when it is on
YourMoralLeader:  moral leadership is a heavy burden
YourMoralLeader:  i need to cut loose
YourMoralLeader:  off cam
LeahKleim:  I could imagine but what about your addict fans?
LeahKleim:  your like a f’n doctor who puts a patient on pain killers for a year and one day says no more, your an addict. well thanx doc, u made me that
YourMoralLeader:  speaking from experience?
LeahKleim:  oh yeah
LeahKleim:  i told him i would do street drugs, so he kept the vicoden coming
YourMoralLeader:  how old were you and what was it for?
LeahKleim:  2 years ago. bad back from a car wreck

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I Blogged All Night

I had to escape
The shul was sticky and cruel
Maybe I should have called you first
But I was dying to get to you
I was dreaming while I wrote
The long straight post ahead, uh huh yea

Could taste your sweet kisses
Your arms open wide
This fever for you is just burning me up inside

I blogged all night….. to get to you
Is that all right?
I wrote all night
Crept in your room
Woke you from your sleep
To make love to you
Is that alright?
I blogged all night

What in this world
Keeps us from falling apart?
No matter where I go I hear
The beating of our one heart
I blog about you
When the night is cold and dark, uh huh yea
No one can move me
The way that you do
Nothing erases this feeling between me and you

I blogged all night……. to get to you
Is that alright?
I wrote all night……..
Crept in your room
Woke you from your sleep
To make love to you
Is that alright?
I blogged all night (hold)

I could taste your sweet kisses
Your arms open wide
This fever for you is just burning me up inside(hold)

I blogged all night to get to you
Is that alright?
I wrote all night
Crept in your room
Is that alright?
I blogged all night (hold)

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1001 Books To Read Before You Die

William Grimes writes:

An odd book fell into my hands recently, a doorstopper with the irresistible title “1001 Books You Must Read Before You Die.” It suggests that you, the supposedly educated reader, might have read half the list at best. The book is British. The British love literary lists and the fights they provoke, so much so that they divide candidates for the Man Booker Prize into shortlist books and longlist books. In this instance Peter Boxall, who teaches English at Sussex University, asked 105 critics, editors and academics — mostly obscure — to submit lists of great novels, from which he assembled his supposedly mandatory reading list of one thousand and one. Quintessence, the British publishers, later decided that “books” worked better than “novels” in the title.

Even without Milton or Shakespeare, Professor Boxall has come up with a lot of books. That leaves 698 titles. Two potent factors make “1001 Books” (published in the United States in 2006 by Universe; $34.95) compelling: guilt and time. Page after page reveals a writer or a novel unread, and therefore a demerit on the great report card of one’s cultural life. If the “1001 Books” program seems quirky, even perverse, it’s no accident. More than half the books were written after World War II. Paul Auster gets six novels. Fair enough. A French or Russian version of “1001 Books” would impose its own prejudices. Anthony Powell shows up with “A Dance to the Music of Time” — which is actually 12 novels, so Professor Boxall cheats — but I would have made a play for a few of the pre-“Dance” novels, like “Venusberg” or “Afternoon Men.”

“The Invention of Curried Sausage” (1993) is an offbeat quest novel. Eternal gratitude to Andrew Blades, theater reviewer for Stage magazine, who convinced Professor Boxall that this novel belonged on the list.

J. M. Coetzee, with 10 novels, can afford to lose 1 or 2. One problem with drawing up recommended-reading lists is the urge to show off. No matter how well read you are, you’re not that well read. In his novel “Changing Places,” David Lodge — not on the list — introduces a game called Humiliation. Players earn points by admitting to a famous work that they have not read. The greater the work, the higher the point score.

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VideoJew Gets A Shave For Lag B’Omer

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The Jewish Week says:

There’s not a single song of her father’s or a single word of Hebrew on Neshama Carlebach’s new CD. Yet Reb Shlomo Carlebach’s enveloping spirit, both personal and musical, infuses her breakout project, wrapping it in the kind of warm embrace he was famous for. In fact, the album’s most striking feature — her collaboration with the Bronx-based Green Pastures Baptist Church Choir — is a nod to her father’s philosophy of reaching out to people of all religious and ethnic stripes.

The new record, “One and One,” is a “big departure from my father’s stuff. It’s a huge creative step for me, to be able to express my music in that way,” said Carlebach, a soulful singer who has gained a strong following of her own over five previous records. Rev. Roger Hambrick, the choir’s director, and 40 choir members joined Carlebach this week at Manhattan’s Congregation B’nai Jeshurun for a CD release concert. Her sixth recording, “One and One” features the choir on two songs.   

“The choir had been singing my father’s song, ‘Lemaan Achay’ [For My Brothers’ Sake], for years at their church,” said Carlebach. “I was very blessed to become connected with them at a Martin Luther King event [a few years ago], when I was asked to sing with them.”

Rev. Hambrick, for his part, first heard “Lemaan Achay” at a rally following the 1999 shooting death of Amadou Diallo, where Rabbi Avi Weiss, senior rabbi of the Hebrew Institute of Riverdale, performed the song.

“I was impressed with the song, but I didn’t know who wrote it,” said Rev. Hambrick, whose choir has performed many times at the Riverdale shul. “But Rabbi [Shmuel] Herzfeld [associate rabbi of the Hebrew Institute at the time] gave me a CD of Shlomo Carlebach. I listened to it and taught it to my choir.”

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Luke Ford, fraudulent Torah-loving super-Jew….

…Who feels compelled to post pictures of a tefillin-wearing, tattooed WOMAN on his site. You really are a creep and an anti-Semite. "These Jews have denied me in my attempts to do a half-assed, self-conducted ‘conversion,’ so now I’m going to insult them." I’m going to track you down and deliver the worst beating you’ve ever had…mate. (Jim Jones)

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Frum Beach Party

From Leah Kleim:




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The Cross & The Jew

Chumi Friedman blogs:


The following question was submitted to the about.com forum on Judaism:

"Dear Rabbi, We are not religious but our son was raised as a Jew and had both a (reformed) rabbi and priest perform his wedding ceremony. He has never converted but his wife has asked him to wear a cross and we find this very offensive. What can we say to him to explain the reason we are so hurt by his seemingly insensitive action?"
 
My first thought was – the cross offends you? You weren’t offended or hurt when he came home with the non-Jewish girlfriend? You weren’t hurt or offended by the priest presiding at their wedding? (Whom by the way I assume was also wearing a cross). Why are you offended now?

Maybe because they were confronted for the first time with the consequences of their action – bringing their son up to think there is no difference in whom he marries as along as he loves her, she is nice and good person, etc.

My son says, at least they are offended by something. I wonder how they will feel when their non-Jewish grandchildren are baptized in church?

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The Outsider

Are you Shomer Mitzvas? Shomer Shabbos? I assume yes but I am asking. Why do you feel like an outsider in the LA orthodox community? You have mentioned this in your videos and on the blog. I understand your respect, fascination and admiration of Orthodoxy and the community but why do you feel isolated at shul? Maybe because of your past? Maybe because of your writing about people in the community?

>>I’m shomer mitzvos except for the occasional indiscretion. Those two reasons and more. It’s my own fault. Won’t say more.

Shomer Mitzvos, Cool as long as you’re schtuping shiksas only. LOL. No problem, I understand that the isolation issue is a sore subject and respect that. It’s kind of sad how in most Orthodox communities people are so preoccupied with learning Torah that they forget that part of living Torah is treating fellow Jews with respect and decency. They sacrifice having good Middos and acting correctly to appear religious by learning. It’s crazy.

You’re probably wondering why all the personal questions? Well, it bugs me that you feel left out and are very guarded. I heard about you from another blog 2 years ago. There was something about you on LAJE. As a local frum Yid I was intrigued. So I started looking around the net for info on you. For a while I stopped looking for info and then I found your youtube videos. I was entertained and fascinated by the shul reviews etc… This lead me to your new site and then I started getting into the love chat. To make a long story short, I saw all the gossip and rumors surrounding you and I wanted to find out more about the truth (EMES) because that is what matters. I respect people’s privacy etc but I would like to get to know the real you. Not based on what the Frum community says or based on your past. I’m wondering as the Rabbonim ask "where are you holding?"

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Leah Kleim Straps On Tefillin

From her website:








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