Rabbi’s Book Seeks To Prevent Adultery

From the Miami Herald:

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Members Of Twisted Sister Now Willing To Take It

From The Onion:

NEW YORK—In a stunning reversal of their long-stated reluctance to take it, members of heavy-metal band Twisted Sister announced Monday that, after 24 years of fervent refusal, they are now willing to take it. "I acknowledge that we promised not to take it anymore, but things change. The world is a different place today, and with that in mind, we would like to go on record as saying that, starting right now, we are going to take it," read a statement released by the band’s lead singer, Dee Snyder. "To clarify, we would still prefer not to take it, but as of now, taking it is an option that we would be open to. That is all." Bassist Mark "the Animal" Mendoza also stated that, in regards to what he wants to do with his life, he no longer solely wants to rock, but would instead prefer doing other things, such as raising a family and working as a claims adjuster in Rye, NY.

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The Case For Rabbi Daniel Korobkin

The following were emailed to Beth Jacob members Friday:

Sanford Deutsch writes Walter Hulkower, a member of Beth Jacob:

Dear Vel,

I am writing this letter to you subsequent to your calling me yesterday and asking me to provide you with information pertaining to the qualifications of Rabbi Korobkin. It is an honor for me to do so since I have been very close to Rabbi Korobkin for many years, davening with him daily, attending his daily Daf Yomi shiurim and listening to him perform his duties as the rabbi of Kehillat Yavneh. Rabbi Korobkin, in my opinion, is probably the most capable young rabbi in America today.

Rabbi Korobkin is a prolific writer, scholar, talmid chacham, orator, and a rabbi with class, dignity, "menschlekeit" and a very wise man. He is very active in the Jewish community, is very close to members of his congregation and is respected by all who know him. I doubt whether Rabbi Korobkin has any critics.

If you should need any further information, please contact me again. I consider Rabbi Korobkin as "my Rabbi" and I have been very involved in Jewish organizational life for the past 50 years.

M. Walter Hulkower emails Beth Jacob members:

Re: Rabbi Daniel Korobkin

I am writing to urge and request that you use your best efforts to persuade the search committee and executive board of Beth Jacob to engage the services of Rabbi Daniel Korobkin as Senior Rabbi.

This is in Beth Jacob’s best interest for the following reasons:

1. Beth Jacob’s Senior Rabbi. Rabbi Korobkin is very well accomplished, has served as a pulpit rabbi and educator for over 15 years, and has worked together with Rabbi Kalinsky in solving the problems of congregations throughout the West Coast.

2. Knowledge of the congregation and congregants. Rabbi Korobkin was raised in this synagogue and his family have been stalwart members for 30 plus years. We should take pride in the fact that one of our children, who grew up at Beth Jacob, has risen to such a level of prominence in the Jewish community on the West Coast and elsewhere.

3. Fundraising. Having grown up here, Rabbi Korobkin knows who are the major supporters of Beth Jacob. His charismatic personality and friendliness will surely go a long way in bringing more members into the financial fold.

4. Spirituality. There is no question that Rabbi Korobkin is spiritual and well learned. He has taught classes throughout this city including many at Beth Jacob. Those who have taken his classes know of his scholarship and teaching skills.

5. Achievements. Among his many achievements is the foremost translation of Rabbi Yehuda Halevi’s Kuzari which is about to be published for the second time. Rabbi Korobkin founded Young Israel of San Diego, his first pulpit, which is still flourishing. He was the only Orthodox rabbi in Allentown, PA, for six years before returning to Los Angeles.

6. Youth Work. As a father of ten children, he knows a great deal about youth work and what it takes to keep youth happy, quiet, productive and educated during services and at other times.

7. Stability. While we are engaging a fourth Rabbi and a new Cantor, it would be best to have someone who knows the congregation to create a sense of stability. Rabbi Korobkin is familiar with the other rabbis at Beth Jacob who will be remaining on staff.

8. Costs. The synagogue could save approximately $20,000 plus which would not have to be spent in bringing a Rabbi out, then bringing his wife out, then bringing his family out, then moving him out, and there would be several Rabbis involved.

9. Unity. Rabbi Korobkin is known to all of the Rabbis in our local community. He can provide a united and cohesive link between Beth Jacob and Mogen David, Young Israel, B’nai David and other congregations.

10. Membership. Through his engaging personality, classes, accessibility and leadership skills, he certainly can attract members. Rabbi Korobkin is in his mid-forties. He can relate to both the young members as well as to old members. He has interacted with many youth who are friends of his children.

11. Black Hatter. Rabbi Korobkin is not a black hatter. In his work with OU, he has not marched around with a black hat. Our revered founding rabbi, Simon Dolgin, wore a black homburg yet he was a modern man.

12. Loyalty and Responsibility. Our responsibility and loyalty is to Beth Jacob. It is not to YU, OU, etc. YU is not the only source for rabbis. While my son Raphy is completing his Smicha program at YU, I do not believe that we are chained to a YU graduate. Rabbi Korobkin is very learned and has an accredited and well earned smicha.

13. Respect for a person who grew up in our community. Marvin Komorsky was a local person who volunteered. He was rewarded with the executive position because he was local and had talent. Jay Braun grew up in Beth Jacob and because of his accomplishments, he became our Bal Koreh. Similarly, Rabbi Korobkin who grew up in Beth Jacob and has achieved much should likewise be selected as our Rabbi.

14. Search Committee. We have to give thanks to members who have volunteered to be on the search committee whether for the Cantor or the Rabbi. However, there is precedent for the search committee choosing a local rabbi and disbanding the committee. The Manhattan Jewish Center, a very prominent synagogue in New York, had a search committee appointed to find a senior rabbi. They were going to look throughout the United States but they looked into their own community and found that Rabbi Yossi Levine was the most qualified. They disbanded the search committee and unanimously engaged and hired Rabbi Yossi Levine as the senior rabbi of the Manhattan Jewish Center.

15. Religiosity. I have spoken to several people including board members who have said Rabbi Korobkin is a proper and ideal candidate. He knows halacha yet he understands that people are different and he listens to their religious problems and needs.

This letter was written by me without consulting anyone. It was typed by my office manager Jan. I purchased the envelopes and stamps and mailed the letters. I have taken the time to express my opinion which I believe is shared by many members.

As members of Beth Jacob, we should take some affirmative action to express our desires to the search/hiring committee.

In conclusion, I thank the members of the search committee for their efforts, and I trust that they will not act in a punitive manner because I publicly expressed my thoughts, desires and feelings, and what I believe is best for Beth Jacob and the Jewish community.

I joined Beth Jacob forty years ago when it was "the most famous synagogue west of the Mississippi." Beth Jacob can still grow and it will flourish under the leadership of Rabbi Daniel Korobkin.

I did not consult with Rabbi Korobkin about this letter. He will probably be very upset with me, but I had to do what I felt was right.

I thank you for any action you may take in urging the engagement of Rabbi Korobkin as our next senior rabbi.

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‘The Shiksa Syndrome’

Via email, I interviewed author Laurie Graff via email about her new novel Shiksa Syndrome.

* How did you choose this topic?

Shiksa Syndrome’s been around a long time. I actually came up with it when I was acting and living in LA in 1990. It seemed every creative Jewish guy I wanted, wanted a shiksa. It was a short story, a story telling piece I performed, and a chapter in my first novel You Have to Kiss a Lot of Frogs. When my agent and I were brainstorming ideas I mentioned I was sorry in a way that I had used it in Frogs because it would have been a great stand alone. She said it stil could be. The premise is the same, a Jewish girl pretending to be a shiksa. But it took a bit for me to rethink the story. But I’m glad I did. By the way, the title of this book is ever so slightly different: The Shiksa Syndrome.

* The writing of novels. Is it getting easier or harder?

It gets harder because it’s become a real thing; it’s not a fluke anymore. And I know more about the publishing business than I did first time around – sometimes ignorance is bliss. But there’s a great satisfaction to it and astonishing, actually, to see this finished product, a book on the shelf at Barnes & Noble and say – hey… I wrote that!

* You seem to be exploring Judaism… What’s going on with that journey?

I don’t actually feel I’m exploring Judaism. In fact, sadly, I’ve been going to services way less since I’ve been writing because I work so much more now than I used to. But what happened in writing Shiksa, was that my feelings about Judaism really crystallized. I felt proud of how it lives inside me.

* What things excite you or depress you about rabbis?

It’s always exciting to hear a point of view that often engages the heart, soul, and intellect all in one. I feel fortunate to be a member of B’nai Jeshurun in New York City. It’s a very unique place. Very smart, historic, musical… even theatrical. Progressive, political. So whenever one of the rabbi’s at BJ speak you’re in for a treat. It’s not just “another rabbi.”

* Is life harder on women than on men?

My mother would definitely say ‘it’s a man’s world.’ As an actress I didn’t feel it as much as I do now. I love being a woman, but I don’t feel the world quite embraces a woman’s power. And in many instances it is stronger than a man’s. We’ve not made as much headway in that arena as people would like. Or admit.

* Is synagogue a good or a bad place to meet a man?

If you meet a man there it’s a good place, if you don’t, it isn’t. It hasn’t worked for me. I go to BJ to pray! Theoretically it’s a good place. But theoretically so is JDate.

* Is the Upper West Side a good or a bad place to be single?

When I came to New York the Upper West Side meant bohemian and theater people. Dance studios, voice teachers, actors, and artists. The city has changed a lot and so has the Upper West Side. It’s a neighborhood. It doesn’t seem to be a big singles hangout to me unless, perhaps, if you’re in your twenties. But New York is a pretty easy place to get around. You can always leave and go to another part of the city or Brooklyn if you think you’ll have a better shot elsewhere.

* As a man, I usually find the prospect of sex with someone I barely know much more exciting than sex with someone I know well (because the stranger I am able to sexually objectify while you can’t objectify someone you know well). Do you think men & women are different in what turns them on and how do you deal with the differences, if any? Do you cry or laugh or both?

I used to laugh a lot more about it than I do now. It’s a really sad situation. You’re honest about admitting what you just did, but honestly, that’s a lot of why there are so many problems in creating relationships. Because these days there are so few stakes in the need to have a relationship, people go through each other on their way to the next.

The Internet has made it way too easy to objectify people. And people are objectifying sex. Women are beginning to do it to get even with men. And while women can do it too, I believe it’s emotionally easier for men. However, now everyone is losing.

I think we’d be in better shape taking sex away from men for awhile. Bring back courtship. Getting to know someone. Earning sex. Earning love. There’s no love in this equation. There’s a real lack of compassion. Not to mention the absence of passion. Aimee, in The Shiksa Syndrome, does find love. She needs it. We all do.

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Hostels Club.com – The Ultimate Travel Deal

One of my many roles as a gatherer of information – I read a ton of copy each day, from press releases to magazine articles to any number of breaking news items – is to separate relevant stuff, the material I believe my readers would enjoy, from promotional junk. This duty is especially important during tough economic times – our dollar is virtually worthless – because people want real value for any discretionary expenses. Particularly travel. And, while the sunny clime of Southern California may beckon foreigners who can spend with abandon, the same is not true for Americans seeking to do the same in Europe. Until now.

I recently read a truly helpful press release about a way for American citizens to visit Europe — affordably. Enter Hostelsclub.com, which is running an amazing campaign – a dollar for euro plan – that allows American citizens to stay in any number of popular locales – Paris, Barcelona, Venice, Rome, etc. – for a one-for-one rate between the dollar and the euro. To repeat: one dollar = one euro. In a turbulent economy, there is no smarter way – I am speaking to you, college students of America! – to travel throughout Europe. This deal also enables avid travelers to escape the tumult of America – the political insanity, the collapsing stock market and the national general malaise – and absorb the beauty of Europe. And the hostels? They’re clean, safe, charming and run by professionals.

Get to hostelsclub.com — and treat yourself right!

We did this interview via email:

1. What inspired HostelsClub.com to run this promotion?

Originally it was merely prompted by stats research that made us aware of the slowdown of US consumer booking, then there during a brainstorming process here at Hostelsclub.com the most out of the box, lateral thinking idea was awarded for this marketing campaign; previous to this brainstorm process our staff has been in direct contact with the USA culture, news, our customers etc. Hence the idea that really reflects the currents events and something that our US customers can immediately associate with;

2. How extensive is the number of hostels participating in this promotion?

Since we have close partnerships with hostels & properties all over Europe, we have been able to convince some of the best properties in each city to collaborate on the promotion. Therefore we have decent coverage in all the major European destinations.

3. How is the quality of accommodations?

Since our specialty is the budget end of the spectrum, we aren’t talking about Ritz quality—however the lodgings are clean, and the staff are friendly. What more do you need? 🙂

4. Who is the ideal traveler the company wants to target with this promotion?

Two segments: The people that want to come to Europe, either the student that have never been here before or the Europe aficionados, that have lost their motivation to come because they think that at the moment it’s too expensive; we want to show them that there still a way to travel to Europe without destroying their bank balance! The other segment represents the US citizens that are coming to Europe and that would be certainly happy to save some $ staying in the best quality hostels and budget accommodations in Europe

5. How expensive would it be (in American dollars) to stay in many of these places without the promotion?

They would have to pay almost 50% more than the price we have negotiated!

6. What kind of feedback has the promotion generated among travelers?

Since the promotion is new we are still waiting for feedback!

7. Please provide an overview of the history of HostelsClub.com?

HostelsClub.com started as a request based system in 1999 focusing on the Italian market. After a few years of operation in this fashion, we launched internationally with a fully automatic real-time system that provides travelers with instantly confirmed and guaranteed bookings.

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‘May You Have A Sweet Year’

A lot of people have come out of the woodwork of late to wish me a good year. Some of them actually mean it. They actually believe that our fate for the next year will be sealed during the next eleven days.

I’m not much for the niceties that lubricate social life. I don’t like to say goodbye. I don’t like to say, "We must get together again soon," unless I really mean it. I don’t like to say, "Remember me to Joe."

I haven’t called or emailed anyone to wish them a sweet new year (let alone pulled anyone aside to apologize for needlessly hurting them over the past year).

I don’t deny this fundamental Jewish teaching. I just don’t understand it.

Pops emails: "That’s because you’re NOT a fair-dinkum Jew, son! You can’t even read Hebrew! You’re a phony and a fraud. I ought too bash some sense into you with a shovel."

Frankly, I don’t want to understand it. It is metaphysical and I am more interested in the physical.

guest9: Do they have any gay and lesbian shuls?
YourMoralLeader: yes
guest9: You should join one.  They would love you! 
guest9: And with them being so open and liberal, you’ll never get kicked out!
guest9: And you said before gay men flock to you.
YourMoralLeader: It’s not the kind of flocking I want.

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I Didn’t Go To The Flag Raising At The Israeli Consulate Today

I hear it was a two hour lovefest.

I went instead to the West Hollywood Book Fair to brush up on the latest developments in queer lit.

I sat in on a memoir writing workshop.

There was a loud blonde tranny who wrecked the class.

I was about to leave when a tall beautiful blonde came in and sat next to me.

"Torah must wait," I decided.

After giving her mine, I got her name — Amy Karl.

I immediately Googled her on my Blackberry and discovered she was an actress. She’s finished a memoir and she’s shopping it.

Whenever I get down in the dumps, I like to feast my eyes on a beautiful woman. It revives my neshama so I can go back to absorption in the sacred text.

Here are some great photos of Amy from the 2003 Stuff magazine party for the Off-Broadway play "Pieces of Ass."

I’m real sorry I missed this theatrical production. Sometimes it is only such sublime art that can tame my savage beast.

Our teacher, Diana Raab, gave us an assignment to write two paragraphs about a turning point in our lives.

When Amy got up for an inspirational potty break, I fled to meet a social obligation (watch the Dallas Cowboys lose).

Looking back, if I had known then what I know now (having seen her "Pieces of Ass" photos on my desktop), I would’ve talked to her about the value of tzniut.

Dear Amy, if you are reading this, and I know you are, please know that I am not a stalker.

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I Know You Don’t Care For The Personal Parts Of My Blog

At least 20% of my website is devoted to me and this is the least read, least like section of my site. It’s wild and offensive and boring.

I know.

Sadly, the narcissistic supply I get from writing about myself and obsessing about myself and crying about myself gives me the energy to do the good work.

Freud supposedly says we’re motivated by sex. Maybe lesser men than me. My drives all come from God and Torah.

I ran into a friend on Shabbos who was down in the dumps because he was not writing well.

"I do my best work when I’m feeling angry and isolated," I said. "How about you?"

"No. I do my best work when I’m happy."

I don’t get that. If you’re happy, then why would you pour yourself out on your computer? If you can have happy meaningful interactions with real people, why spend time writing? if I could connect with people in real life, I wouldn’t strive so hard to connect with them via my blog.

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A Painful Call

"Hi, this is….from …. board of directors. We’re calling all the members of the shul to wish them l’shana tova (happy new year)."

"L shana tova."

"I hope to see you in shul."

"Yes."

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What’s Going On At Pacific Jewish Center?

For the past 15 years, it has been but a shell of its former self (it had a magnificent run under Rabbi Daniel Lapin and macher Michael Medved).

It had a brief revival under Rabbi David Lapin (circa 1997-2001).

A friend calls. "PJC is a failed Orthodox shul. To succeed, a shul needs affordable housing. Venice has no affordable housing. The real estate is so expensive because it is by the beach and most Orthodox Jews could care less. For them, it is a negative because of the way people dress. It doesn’t make any sense to spend a few hundred dollars extra a month to live by the beach when you could be in Beverlywood with 20 shuls around. Venice can never be like La Brea or Pico/Robertson.

"If you want to get a three bedroom, two bath house and build out, there might be two such available houses in Venice, while in Beverlywood there will be 15. Apartments in Venice are not as nice and are more expensive. There are no condos. There’s no middle gound. It’s not a destination place for Torah Jews."

PJC does not have a rabbi. Rabbi Geiger was there for three years. "He was a disaster," says a source. "He didn’t grow the shul. He was just a caretaker but he took a relatively high salary, $125,000 per annum. He wasted time that the shul didn’t have. As he was going, people were moving out. The shul has about 50 member families. They can’t afford to lose people."

"The wealthy people at the shul feel that they deserve a star rabbi. They are not willing to settle. They’re needy congregants."

Pacific Jewish Center needs a dynamic rabbi who comes in and announces, "I’m not going to give one shiur on Mishna Brura. If you want that, go to La Brea. I’m going to rebuild the shul from the start and attract fresh blood, people who would not ordinarily be Orthodox.

Many of the frum people in the shul are afraid of that approach.

The old people there should step aside from making demands and instead fund a new rabbi start a new direction.

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