Managerial Excellence

I have a boss who regularly calls me "kike" and "nigger."

He accuses me of having an African-American work ethic.

He says it is time to take our relationship to the next level and that he must give physical expression to his feelings for me.

I’m scared.

Des emails:

Given that you’ve always been a lazy ponce, none of this is surprising. And it’s fair-dinkum obvious that your overweening narcissism and boyhood experiences has led you to assume that this bloke wants to sodomize you.

He probably just wants to lynch you. In this endeavor, I hope he succeeds.

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Is Lara Logan A Looter?

From ERSNews:

Lara Logan is one hot commodity. Her derring-do overseas as a foreign war correspondent for CBS News has earned her a reputation as a hard charging, take no prisoners kind of reporter. Her style of journalism has earned her accolades as well as criticism and ridicule.
 
Earlier this year, after spending most of her time reporting from the front lines of Iraq and Afghanistan and other locations covering the U.S. ‘War on Terror” in recent years, Logan relocated. She is now in the safer confines of Washington, D.C.  Where Logan is the CBS News’ new Chief Foreign Affairs Correspondent.  She has also become a top tabloid favorite this year because of her overseas romantic relationships with a U.S. defense contractor and a CNN reporter in Iraq and her announced pregnancy with the contractor’s child.  The story of her overseas love life has graced the pages from the National Enquirer to the Washington Post.
 
When Logan returned to the U.S this year to her new role as Foreign Affairs correspondent, CBS News embarked on a public relations push.  Logan appeared on Comedy Central’s “The Daily Show” and grabbed headlines with her blunt opinions about the war and the U.S. media coverage in Iraq and elsewhere.   Stories about her were everywhere from TV, print to online media.

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One recent story caught The Enterprise Report’s attention.  It was posted just over a week ago by “Broadcasting and Cable”, a longtime respected media outlet. The story entitled “Lara Logan’s Spoils of War” by reporter Marisa Guthrie, took a behind the scenes look at Logan’s CBS offices.  

 
Take a look at the story
 

Spoils of War: A Tour of Lara Logan’s Office from Broadcasting & Cable on Vimeo.


You can read it here as well.

Clearly from the view of things, Logan has some paintings and posters on her office walls that came from Iraq. She even explains to the reporter for Broadcasting and Cable where they came from and how she got them.  This could be a problem, because as far as ERSNews can discern taking Iraqi property out of Iraq as “war loot” is a crime in the U.S.

In 2003 after US troops had invaded and removed Iraqi strongman Saddam Hussein from power, reporters and other media types who had ridden in with the troops began returning home to the U.S.  Many of them decided to bring home some “war souvenirs” from their time in Iraq.  The only problem was (and seemingly still is) that the U.S. government says it’s a crime to do so.

The U.S. government even went so far as to charge one media member (an engineer working with the Fox News Channel) with a crime for attempting to bring in various posters and paintings he admitted he had taken from Iraqi palaces.  That former Fox News engineer, who was fired at the time, later pleaded guilty to the charge and was fined and given a year’s probation.  He is now, as he told ERSNews by telephone today “a convicted felon” unable to vote.  He also told ERS that he wasn’t all that interested in talking about his case really, but would take a look at our story.

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In 2003, U.S. Customs and The Department of Homeland Security officials held a well attended national media news conference to announce how they were doing everything to stem the tide of looted property from Iraq after the war.  You can read some of those 2003 stories here and here

ERS is still wondering, if its illegal to bring in “looted” items from Iraq, and someone has even been convicted of a crime for doing so — why is it O-K for Lara Logan to be displaying a few of those same kind of items framed on her office walls at CBS News and have public media stories done about them without any US Customs people paying attention?. We don’t know yet for sure, but we’ll stay on the story until we find out!

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Sex & The Shul

Liz Porter writes for The Age of Melbourne, Australia:

He seduced vulnerable women who came to him for spiritual enlightenment. Now Rabbi Hershy Worch is the one being exposed and shamed.

RABBI Hershy Worch did not look like a serial seducer. Talented and charismatic, despite his homely looks, the "singing rabbi" attracted crowds of students of both sexes.

Women predominated because Worch specialised in teaching female students the Talmud – Jewish commentaries traditionally taught to men.

The English-born rabbi came to Melbourne from the United States in 1995 as a 41-year-old chaplain and mentor for Jewish students at Victorian university campuses. Now a new book by one of his former students, Melbourne writer Yvonne Fein, paints him as a manipulative seducer, a man who made sexual advances to his most vulnerable students and was psychologically abusive to many others.

The main character is "Rabbi Reuven Klein", not Hershy Worch. Meanwhile, Fein herself, the editor of the 1990s Jewish magazine Generations, appears in the novel as Freddie Rose, editor of the magazine Diaspora Dreaming. Its headquarters are downstairs from Rabbi Klein’s office – just as Generations was downstairs from Rabbi Worch’s office – and its location is "Ben Gurion House" in Kooyong Road, Caulfield, easily identifiable as the Beth Weizmann centre, a few blocks away on Hawthorn Road – the setting for many of Worch’s classes.

HaMakom, the "alternative" orthodox synagogue Worch established, appears in the novel as "HaDrasha". The fictional Rabbi Klein has sexual relations with three of his students and tries to seduce others.

Fein openly admits that much of the novel’s content is based on Worch. She made her fictional Rabbi Klein a "composite character", based on Worch and several other rabbis, because she feared she was unable to make a "short, fat and ugly" rabbi into a credible fictional seducer.

Fein says her fictional rabbi and the real Rabbi Worch both played on the emotions of a group of young adults who were all children or grandchildren of Holocaust survivors.

"(Jewish) Melbourne is still, in many ways, a Holocaust town. Women came to study early and late, and were often alone with the rabbi. Worch left Melbourne in 1997 because the Hillel Foundation – the Jewish student support organisation employing him – had run out of money to pay his salary. But in 2004 a few of Worch’s former Melbourne students were contacted by a representative of the Baltimore-based Awareness Centre – a Jewish organisation specialising in helping sex abuse victims.

These women wrote a long, anonymous statement accusing the rabbi of "predatory" and "manipulative" behaviour and it was added to the Baltimore website’s "Case of Rabbi Hershy Worch" listing.

It also alludes to complaints about him to the Rabbinical Council of America and the Chicago Rabbinical Council.

According to the Melbourne women’s statement, Worch "proactively sought ‘romantic’ and sexual relationships with many, many women, specifically targeting those who were emotionally vulnerable and fostering acute dependency. The statement also says that his inappropriate behaviour towards female students included "physical sexual interactions", "predatory behaviour in the pursuit of women – late-night phone calls and invitations to teach women privately" and "using the teaching of Torah (bible) as a tool of seduction".

Worch, now 54, has married a third time since leaving Melbourne and lives in California where he runs online Kabbalah and Jewish scripture classes. Fein is adamant that Worch’s actions, though not illegal, were exploitative and abusive, in that he took advantage of the power imbalance between rabbi and congregant. They were also a serious breach of Halacha (Jewish law), which forbids a rabbi from having illicit sexual liaisons.

Sam Lipski, editor of the Jewish News when Worch was in Melbourne, says that at the time of his sudden departure in 1997 no allegations of impropriety had come to the newspaper’s attention.

At the time, influential businessman, rabbi and former Melbourne Football Club president Joseph Gutnick had offered to re-fund Hillel, the organisation that had been paying Worch, if it got rid of the radical rabbi. Joseph Gutnick heard them, and also read testimonies from American and Australian women who reported inappropriate sexual overtures from Worch. The reports confirmed his opinion of the rabbi, Gutnick says now.

What upsets me is that he uses religion to abuse women. According to Fein, conversation about alleged impropriety began after the rabbi’s sudden departure, when his shocked students gathered to "debrief".

At the time, says Fein, any Australian woman considering making allegations of abuse to rabbinical authorities would have first thought of the now notorious case of New York‘s Rabbi Baruch Lanner. In 1989, some of his congregants complained to a "beth din," or tribunal of rabbis, that Lanner had sexually abused teenagers. It is a poorly kept secret in the Jewish community that Lanner came to Melbourne in 1990 to be interviewed for a position as headmaster of a Jewish school. Jewish communities in Australia, says Fein, have been slow even to admit the possibility of clerical abuse.

She points to the secrecy surrounding sexual abuse claims against the principal of the Adass Israel Girls School in Elsternwick. The school board paid for the principal, Malka Leifer, to return to Israel, sacking her after investigating alleged sexual offences.

Like any other community, the Jewish community does not like bad news published about itself .

 

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I’m Singing In Avshalom Katz’s Choir On Rosh Hashanah At Beth Jacob

I’ll be doing a solo number from the bima, an acoustic hip hop Hebrew version of Quiet Riot’s "We’re Not Going To Take It Anymore."

ChaimAmalek:  WHERE WILL YOU PRAY?
ChaimAmalek:  This does not look like a man who is in the mood for contrition
ChaimAmalek:  I’ll wager there is nobody out there whom you have asked for forgiveness
ChaimAmalek:  Looks like he’s eating a deflated rubber ball
YourMoralLeader:  happy minyan
ChaimAmalek:  Is that the gay place?
ChaimAmalek:  Are there slutty chix there?
ChaimAmalek:  Now that’s the way to do a holiday
ChaimAmalek:  Sit in the rear and watch them sway to and fro
ChaimAmalek:  Whilst you must suffer with your evil inclinations
ChaimAmalek:  No doubt some of them will be ovulating, whilst others are on their period
ChaimAmalek:  Sounds hellish
ChaimAmalek:  Be sure to bring reading material.

Here I am leading Kol Nidre last year at Beth Jacob:

The previous year:

The Jazz Singer – I Was Honored To Lead Aish HaTorah In Kol Nidre On Yom Kippur

That’s Rabbi Cohen behind me.

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Jewish Living Magazine Closes Erev Rosh Hashanah

Just before my conversion article was to come out.

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Prager Panicked?

Pascal writes:

I just heard Dennis Prager ("I am not among the panicking types as you well know") say (10:40 AM PST) that conservatives must allow the bailout because "the last depression brought us gentlemen named Hitler and Mussolini — remember? — and so would this."

Aside from the alarming tone making it sound like Mr. Prager is aiming to infect conservatives with his own fears, he is factually wrong.

Mussolini was in power long before the crash of 1929 that itself preceded the Great Depression by a few years. And I am not even gonna bother with his simplistic cause for the depression (among the causes being governmental intrusions made in a panic). This is Prager’s Joe Biden moment, and he hasn’t a clue how panicked he is.

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‘He’s Like A Little Lamb’

A friend calls: "Everything hurts him. He’s got a soft heart. He protects women. You’re like a wolf. He’s protecting the women from you. He’s a lamb. Be nice to him. He has a heavy heart."

"He’s going to have a heavier heart when he reads my blog."

"What are you going to do? Oh no. I’m afraid to read your blog. He’s a lamb. Baaah. I’m a lamb."

"A chubby lamb."

"Where are you going to daven? Go to the Happy Minyan. I want to walk by and look in the window and see you dancing. That makes me happy."

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Storm Clouds Gather Over My Former Shul

I just went outside and noticed a collection of battle ships sailing across the sky to my former shul, threatening to rain down thunder and lightning.

Meanwhile, on Capitol Hill, the bailout bill failed, and on Wall Street, the Dow dropped 775 points.

I hope these events are not related.

Please, stop the madness!

Can’t we all just get along?

I’m willing to suffer in silence for my sins.

(I took a clonazepam last night for the first time since visiting Marc Gafni.)

I don’t want anyone to get hurt.

Please, Father, take this cup from me, but Thy Will, not mine, be done.

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US presidents wearing Kippahs

Shmuel Tennenhaus created this a pictorial gallery of US presidents wearing Kippahs.

Shmuel blogs:

I am starting to think that Sarah Palin has all the symptoms of being an Orthodox Jewess:

1- She has five kids already, And possibly more to come.

2- She has a pregnant teenage daughter

3- She enjoys moose hunting; a favorite pastime for Orthodox Jewish women

4- The name of her future son-in-law is Levi

5- She bears an uncanny resemblance to Yentel; taking on the establishment and being unafraid of the males in charge

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6- The name of her youngest child is Trig; the second most popular male name for babies born in Hasidic communities; wedged between Mendy and Yolie.

7- The stylish pile-on hair style, seems like something straight from Yaffa Wigs

8- Palin gets French style pedicures. Need I say more?

9- She fired the chef in the governors mansion. No Orthodox Jewish woman wants another cook messing in her kitchen…

10- Her husband Tom is part of a Union. And union rhymes with Minyan.

Here is the Cindy McCippah. Here is the Michelle Obamica. The Sarah Palin Lipstick Yarmulke. A couple of weeks ago, a group of rabbis came together and created a group called Rabbis for Obama. Now there’s Rabies For Obama.

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Kipot Gone Political

From the WSJ:

Estelle Julian expects to turn some heads with the political message on her head this week. The 76-year-old Jewish Republican will be sporting a yarmulke with the words "John McCain is Zayer Shain," Yiddish for "John McCain is Great," at a Reform synagogue in Hillsborough, N.J.

Religion and Politics Mix

Yarmulkes have become a political fashion statement this election cycle.

The traditional Jewish head covering is usually plain, with solid colors or simple patterns. But this year, a number of American Jews will observe the Jewish New Year, which begins Monday night, with yarmulkes promoting presidential candidates.

Shlomo Perelman, owner of Judaism.com, said political yarmulkes first became popular during the 2000 election season, when Sen. Joe Lieberman of Connecticut became the first Jew on a major-party presidential ticket. That year, Mr. Perelman sold 60 of the yarmulkes, also known as kippahs. This year, they are making a bigger splash in the Jewish community. Mr. Perelman has sold about 160, and another retailer, Shmuel Tennenhaus, has sold more than 400. "You’re going to have quite a political statement in all the [synagogues] around the country," said Mr. Perelman.

Mr. Tennenhaus began selling political yarmulkes through a Web site he launched in late June called vanitykippah.com. His self-designed kippahs for supporters of Barack Obama say "The Obamicah" on one side and "My bubby [Yiddish for grandmother] is voting for Obama" on the other. Ms. Julian’s McCain kippah was also one of Mr. Tennenhaus’s creations.

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