The Prophetic Documentary Hypothesis

Biblical scholarship is the single most uncomfortable matter for discussion among Orthodox Jews, particularly those familiar with the unanimous acceptance of the Documentary Hypothesis by university scholars.

Orthodox rabbi Gil Student blogs:

You might recall the "Jacobs Affair", in which a prominent British rabbi published a book advocating the belief that the Torah (Five Books of Moses) is a composite work by multiple authors that contains different theologies, factual errors and other dogmatically problematic issues. Because of this, he was denied a position that would most likely have led to his becoming the Chief Rabbi of England.

His book was published not long after R. Mordechai Breuer had published his first essay detailing his approach to the Documentary Hypothesis, what has become known as the Theory of Attributes. In defending Rabbi Jacobs, the Jewish Chronicle cited R. Breuer as an example of a Rosh Yeshiva in Israel who had avocated a similar approach. R. Breuer responded with a letter to the editor explaining that he had been misunderstood; he agrees that there are multiple voices in the Torah (reflecting different divine attributes) but he fully accepts divine authorship of the Torah in its maximal formulation. The editor published the letter and then wrote that R. Breuer must have recanted out of fear for the political repercussions, which of course was not true. (On all this, see R. Mordechai Breuer, "‘Torah Min Ha-Shamayim’ U-Vikores Ha-Mikra" in Megadim 33 [2001], reprinted in Yosef Ofer ed., "Shitas Ha-Bechinos" Shel Ha-Rav Mordechai Breuer: Kovetz Ma’amarim U-Teguvos, pp. 307-309.) This was not the last time that his approach would be misunderstood as allowing for multiple authorship of the Torah.

II. The Orthodox Forum

R. Breuer presented an essay at the 1991 Orthodox Forum that was later published in the book from that conference, Modern Scholarship in the Study of Torah. In that article, R. Breuer explicitly rejects the view that any part of the Torah was written by a human being. He writes (pp. 167-168; Shitas Ha-Bechinos, pp. 120-121):

From antiquity, our Sages have never considered equating the Five Books of Moses with other prophecy. They regarded the equation, not as proper faith, but as utter heresy. The status of Moses is inherently different from that of all other prophets. The latter saw God in a vision, through a glass darkly; they heard His voice as a riddle that required clarification and interpretation. When they subsequently transmitted God’s message to the people, when they wrote it down, they could not convey literally what they had seen and heard. Instead each adopted his own style and language. Moses was different. The loyal servant in God’s house, to whom God spoke as one converses with a companion; he perceived God through a clear glass, as it were, and heard His message expressed precisely. Therefore Moses wrote the words of the Torah as God spoke them, without injecting his own. Thus the Torah of Moses was literally min ha-shamayim [from heaven]; the Lawgiver summoned His prophet to the heavens themselves. "Like an author dictating a book to his scribe," God dictated the Torah to His prophet from beginning to end.

TZVEE POSTS: Actually nobody believes that God wrote anything. We all believe that an inspired Moshe wrote the Torah – check with Rambam. We believe with complete faith that inspired human beings wrote all of the books of Tanakh. Anyone who says differently is a heretic.

EZRA POSTS: The question remains, though, as to why the Author would contradict himself? If one accepts the traditional rabbinic explanations of the apparent contradictions, then there is no need to posit anything beyond Mosaic authorship, and R. Breur’s argument seems to be beyond the point. If one does not accept the traditional rabbinic harmonizations, however, then one accepting R. Breuer’s position is seemingly left with one Author who could not get his story straight.

JAMES POSTS: What I don’t understand is that nowhere in the Torah does it remotely make the claim that the 5 books of the Torah are all from Hashem. Anyone reading it without that prior belief would conclude that the Torah records many revelations from Hashem, along with lots of other things. I.e. when the Torah says, "And Hashem said to Moshe XYZ," the natural presumption would be that He said "XYZ," not that He said, "And Hashem said to Moshe XYZ." So how do we know that the entire 5 books was dictated by Hashem?

NACHUM LAMM POSTS: Gil, I hope you realize that the word "Torah," as used in the Torah (and possibly elsewhere in Tanach) means what it literally means: "Teaching." There’s no evidence that it’s used to mean what we use it as, namely, "The first five books of Tanach." The only exception would be places that explicitly say "Sefer HaTorah Hazeh…" but, again, that would simply mean "A book containing this teaching."

"And, no, it does not allow for a Prophetic DH because any supposed contradictions etc. cannot be explained away by multiple authors because they are the direct words of one Author."

So are you saying that the words, of, say, Yeshayahu, are not, in fact, the words of God in any form, ch’v’sh?

I think there’s an important irony you’re missing by making this entire post, and it really has nothing to do with the ultimate factual question of who wrote the Torah. Proponents of the Omphalos theory (or Intelligent Design, for that matter) may not want to admit it out loud, but what they’re essentially saying is, "Modern science is 100% correct in every single observation they’ve made- age of the universe, evolution, all of it. But, you see, it only *looks* that way. God *made* the world look that old, or guided evolution over that span of time, or whatever." But again, they’re essentially conceding every factual point.

The beauty of their claims, of course, is that they’re impossible to prove or disprove. The puzzler is what exactly they think they’re accomplishing.

I imagine you’ll deny this vehemently, but theories like R’ Breuer’s, and posts like these (I’m not claiming the post reflects your views, by the way, especially considering that you dodge directly answering such questions) are essentially much the same thing: They concede (if if they don’t do so too loudly) every claim made by Bible scholars like Kugel. "Sure, the text *looks*- and very obviously so- like it was written by many people with many points of view. But, you see, Hashem *made* it look like that."

I will admit that I’m not too sure that such a claim can’t be proven or disproven, in a theorectical sense of course, as we have no original texts one way or the other and likely never will.

One last thing: I’m not sure why people quote Rishonim and Acharonim on the question of changes in the Torah (minor or not) when the Gemara, Midrashim, and other Talmudic-era works say so quite explicitly- that Ezra, for example, essentially edited the Torah and so on.

Come to think, the Tanach says such things as well, or strongly hints at them, but as we get our ikkarim from the Talmud and not Tanach, we can (and should!) focus on that.

ANON POSTS: The Chareidim’s main problem with Slifkin was not the age of the universe per se, but rather the infallibility of Chazal. The Chareidim could not accept that Chazal could be ‘wrong’ in Science. Chazal ‘have’ to be ‘right’ in everything. Meanwhile the MOs have no problem compartmentalizing – Chazal were ‘right’ in Torah, but ‘wrong’ in Science. Meanwhile the Conservadox crowd like Kugel/Halivni are able to compartmentalize even further – Chazal were ‘right’ about Torah SheBaalPeh, but were wrong about Torah Shebichtav. All of these positions come with their own incongruitities and all need a little bit of kvetching, but again, since when did a bit of kvetching bother anyone?

As to why the Conservadox are comfortable compartmentalizing like that, even though it gives the average MO shpilkes, and likewise why MOs are OK with Chazal being wrong in Science whereas that view makes Chareidim scared of going OTD, that’s more of a sociological question.

GiL STUDENT POSTS: There is no parallel at all. You are suggesting that Chazal were wrong on a fundamental theological issue. You are suggesting that our basic theology, the core of our religion, evolve over time. As R. Breuer writes in response to Prof. Knohl, if you are willing to say that then we aren’t talking about the same religion. Maybe Chazal were also wrong about God? About the chosenness of the Jewish people? About revelation in its entirety? In the end, you wind up with Reconstructionism at best. That isn’t my religion.

There is no evolution of our religion in regard to Chazal and science for two reasons: 1) it’s science, not theology and 2) our religion has consistently asserted that Chazal can be wrong about science going all the way back to the time of Chazal.

DANIEL POSTS: I consider myself to be open-minded. My large library contains, besides the traditional selections, Seforim by Rav Shaul Lieberman, Rabbi Slifkin, as well as My Uncle the Netziv and Making of a Godol (improved edition). In other words, I’m not a so-called zealot.

That said, I must confess that these discussions giving any credence whatsoever to a view that even one word of the Torah was not dictated from G-d to Moses (or perhaps to Joshua, in the case of the last 8 verses) makes me very uncomfortable. The main defense of Rabbi Slifkin’s works from those who would ban them is that they are fully consistent with Rambam’s 13 Ikrim. The same cannot be said with the theory under discussion.

LOGICIAN POSTS: I do agree that R. Breurs statement "that this is all beside the point. It matters less who put the words into writing and more who composed them" rather emphatically suggests that Moses did not write the entire Torah and in fact it does not even mean anything that he does. As long as those people who wrote it were transmitting God’s words then the theology is not threatened. Brought to its logical conclusion that could mean J and P.

Y. AHARON POSTS: "Chazal were authoritative in halachic matters, but not authoritative in non-halachic ones". Those non-halachic matters include knowledge of the world, its creation, and its history. Even in halachic matters their authority is provisional. That is, we currently are not in any position to overturn any talmudic torah derivation or, even, ordinance (although there is a time-honored tradition of reinterpretation of talmudic enactments by acknowledged sages). However, the Rambam asserts that a future Sanhedrin will have such power.

Now some people are leery of entertaining such ideas seeing them as an path to non-Orthodoxy or, even, agnosticism. That danger is present, but the readers of blogs are already exposed to more "heretical" ideas – including those on this blog. I choose, instead, to address myself to those MO types with similar thoughts, and to offer encouragement. The frozen state that our religion seems to be in will not last forever. The earth is warming and a thaw is inevitable.

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I’m Live On My Cam

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ernieMadoff:  You can’t choose not to be alone, not at this point, but you can choose not to be a Jew
BernieMadoff:  Now, I have a question about breasts
BernieMadoff:  I saw a photo of Shoshanna Lowenstein in today’s NY Post
BernieMadoff:  When she hit the scene as the 16 year old sex partner of Jerry Seinfeld, she looked like she had F cup breasts
BernieMadoff:  Now, at 30, one kid later, she looks pretty flat.
BernieMadoff:  How does that happen?
BernieMadoff:  Does pregnancy ruin a woman’s boobs?
palestine4ever:  you’ve been neglecting  your camwhore minions lately, Luke 🙁
BernieMadoff:  It is sad.  Shoshana was special
BernieMadoff:  Now, she looks like just another upper east side yenta
palestine4ever:  Shoshana Seinfeld?
palestine4ever:  I just assume most Jews as a topic of conversation are in some way related to Seinfeld.
BernieMadoff:  yes, pic in today’s ny post shows her rather flat chested, even as it discusses her job designing bras for women with huge boobs
scott:  you should not be looking at a woman with such lust in your eyes!!!
BernieMadoff:  Well, I’m not now, not her
palestine4ever:  You just know a flatchested broad would design a bra with, like, spikes for her more busty rivals
BernieMadoff:  Luke, instead of going from goy-jew-yoga, you should go scientology
palestine4ever:  Scott, Judaism is so yesterday.
palestine4ever:  We’re all about the solipsism of watered down Hinduism now.
BernieMadoff:  This yoga religion seems like a load of bs
palestine4ever:  Luke, I was on YouTube yesterday
palestine4ever:  I watched your videos from What Women Want
BernieMadoff:  Luke, you DO know that yoga is just a conduit for winning converts to the religions of India
FATS:  Kundalisni Yoga attracts alot of  movie stars and rock stars
BernieMadoff:  He’s even growing the beard for that
palestine4ever:  To think that the hunky guy in those videos would be growing his beard out in the same hovel it was filmed in
FATS:  Have you run into any Luke?
BernieMadoff:  Yoga shmoga
BernieMadoff:  It is boring
palestine4ever:  I used to see Kundalini pamphlets when I was looking for catholic whores at raves in the mid-1990s
palestine4ever:  I’m surprised they’re still around
scott:  yoga isnt that what people eat with fruit?
BernieMadoff:  Just when I thought Luke blogging about rabbis was boring, he takes things down another notch by blogging about his yoga classes
FATS:  Happy Healthy Holy – the three H
palestine4ever:  Israel will survive without you, Luke
BernieMadoff:  By the way – just as I said, I am NOT IN JAIL
palestine4ever:  This is your last chance to get out of this cul de sac
palestine4ever:  I like Yoga luke
palestine4ever:  He’s taking care of his personal appearance more
YourMoralLeader:  lots of chix
FATS:  NOT IN JAIL – wearing a bullet proof vest tho
palestine4ever:  His hair is trimmed
BernieMadoff:  Porn luke was better
palestine4ever:  I’m sure his undies are clean
palestine4ever:  There’s even a bit of a sparkle to the hovel
FATS:  PORN Luke – just doesn’t roll off the tongue
palestine4ever:  Yoga is giving Luke his self-respect back
BernieMadoff:  I will agree that yoga agrees with luke more than torah
palestine4ever:  The yoga people don’t judge
BernieMadoff:  "From Torah to Yoga – the Luke Ford Story"
palestine4ever:  I’m sure they’ve done far worse than his purely imaginary crimes against the shuls
palestine4ever:  Which is, anyway, just another excuse to say "Goy, get out"
BernieMadoff:  I took one yoga class once.  I just could not do the stuff and this was supposedly for rank beginners
palestine4ever:  Dude, mountain pose
palestine4ever:  You just stand there
scott:  yoga people look at you funny if you cant get your ankle behind your ear
palestine4ever:  it’s my favorite yoga move
FATS:  Kundulini Yoga has thr feel of a cult – although it is not a cult
FATS:  I like the idea of the turban they wear
BernieMadoff:  And then there’s that bikrim yoga, where women sweat out a gallon of water and get all stinky
palestine4ever:  I had a friend that went off with some hindi cult in West Virginia
scott:  ahhh the smell of woman
BernieMadoff:  The only cult worth joining are the ones that get you hot women
FATS:  I refuse to check out bikram – I don’t like the idea of sweaty
palestine4ever:  But it’s a little late for Luke to be worrying about the guru trap
palestine4ever:  I mean, he worships a talk radio host
BernieMadoff:  I once knew a woman into that.  very smelly woman
YourMoralLeader:  Can listening to a mantra CD bring me inner peace and material prosperity?
palestine4ever:  No but it sounds better if you’re really really stoned
FATS:  you should invest in a gong
BernieMadoff:  You are more apt to find inner peace via yoga than via torah
scott:  you mean bong
BernieMadoff:  Torah beats yoga
palestine4ever:  Torah is just 1001 Ways to Say "Luke Ford, GTFO"
BernieMadoff:  Plus, there is no mechitza in the classes. amirite?

YourMoralLeader:  Should I give my CFS to Wahe Guru?
palestine4ever:  I’m sure it will no longer exist once the stress of shul is removed
FATS:  That’s like trying to lose weight and trying to give pounds to other people… lol
FATS:  CFS is viral?
FATS:  You have to be good to yourself and not over do things
BernieMadoff:  You have to learn to be a man.
FATS:  Bernie – how’s the ancle bracelet
BernieMadoff:  How else will you take care of your family?
BernieMadoff:  Truth is, I bribed the guard and my dog is wearing it.
palestine4ever:  Luke, I think my chi is clogged up
BernieMadoff:  Let’s stop talking about me.  I’m the past.  Let’s talk about the future, about OBAMA
palestine4ever:  I was working on a theory that Luke is like the Soulja Boy of the LA Jewish community
BernieMadoff:  Oi, if Rabbi Mushkin could see him now he’d be thinking "I am one smart rabbi"
palestine4ever:  But then I realized that he’s more of a fiddy cent
BernieMadoff:  Luke needs a woman to shove a sausage into his mouth
FATS:  OBAMA – Well, he’s taking office during a Mercury REtrograde cycle – so astrologically he’s already off to a bad start
YourMoralLeader:  i feel cleansed
YourMoralLeader:  satnam
BernieMadoff:  Once Luke has been cleansed of his Jewish beliefs by his yogi, he will be free to return to the place he belongs:  Holly’s Home

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New York Feels The Recession

Chaim Amalek emails: “For the first time since I moved here years ago, I am seeing more and more the signs of real economic downturn in NYC – empty stores, stores closing shop suddenly, including some huge huge retailers like Circuit City, Virgin Records, etc. giving up their signature leases and announcing that they are going under in a few months. With respect to the face of the city that you see on television, New York without loose money is like Hollywood without breasts.”

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Dennis Prager’s Favorite Rock Group

He was asked this (a rock group during the 1970s and early 1980s to be exact) during the third hour of his radio show Friday.

He said "ABBA", because he associated them with happy music and he generally prefers happy music.

Prager also loves Vivaldi, the ABBA of classical music.

I got into pop music in eighth grade. My favorite group then and now is Air Supply. My best friend’s favorite group was ABBA and Air Supply was his number two.

One of the few downsides of dating women in their twenties is that they have never heard of Air Supply.

On Thursday, Dennis Prager read approvingly from this WSJ column by Daniel Henninger:

Scooter Libby is the most notable casualty of the domestic war that ran alongside the global war on terror.

In my many years of writing about Washington’s politics, I thought that the Plame affair, its long, mad hunt for the leaker, and then the Libby trial, was one of the most fantastic, preposterous events I’ve ever watched.

A Washington press corps for whom leaks have become the oxygen of life spent three years writing about who leaked Valerie Plame’s name to Robert Novak. Of all the serious and genuinely damaging leaks during the Bush presidency, this was the only one the press chased. Why? This one was different. This leaker was thought to be a top Bush aide, perhaps even the vice president. Once named, this aide could be demolished by a prosecution.

That proved true. Scooter Libby was demolished.

Nominally the legal case was about the wheels of a prosecution in motion. Indeed by its end the details of the case against Mr. Libby had burned down to a travesty. But make no mistake. The effort that went into keeping the Plame affair alive was about discrediting the war effort in Iraq and the Bush antiterror program.

…Washington is on thin ice. The American people could not be more disgusted than they are with the tenor and conduct of politics in Washington. The long Libby case was more muck. When the vice president’s chief of staff was convicted, financially ruined and professionally destroyed on the basis of a conversation, my first thought was, this is going to make it hard to attract the best people to serve in Washington.

Why wouldn’t the spouse of anyone offered a similar job argue that if the system can let a Scooter Libby wash over the falls for this, the price is just too high. "You aren’t going to put our family’s future at this much risk. We won’t serve. We can’t."

These were hard years, and required hard decisions. It’s time to let Scooter Libby get back to work. Like the rest of Washington.

Dennis: "I don’t think I have ever asked publicly for the president to pardon somebody."

Well, Prager did go to bat for releasing (pardoning?) Israeli spy on America Jonathan Pollard.

Dennis: "People say, ‘Well, he lied.’ The issue is one issue alone — whether or not he made mention to Tim Russert in a conversation about Valerie Plame being an agent. It came out anyway that Richard Armitage was the source of the leak. Fitzgerald knew it too. And Colin Powell.

"I will be disappointed in George W. Bush if he doesn’t pardon Scooter Libby."

"There is only one area where I would disagree with Mr. Henninger. It will make it hard for Republicans to recruit capable people. The press doesn’t do this to Democrats. It was effectively done. The Democrats succeeded. They warned people, if we don’t like you, we will use the entire media establishment and legal profession to destroy you. There is nobody who can’t be destroyed. Do you remember what you said in a conversation yesterday much less a year earlier, particularly when you are in such a high profession and talk to so many people?

"Every single one of you could be made out to be a liar. The unlimited funds of the government at disposal. Unlimited subpoena power. I could make every one of you listening, the nicest sweest most law-abiding one of you look disgusting if I had the national press looking through everything in your life, particularly if you had a position of influence. You would’ve had to have had led a life as a quiet monk to not to be able to be smeared by a sufficiently motivated legal system and government.

"Scooter Libby, a good decent man, devoted his life to the country he loved and he got screwed."

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How Are You?

There are just a few minutes before Shabbat.

I don’t have much spare time these days. Alexander Technique, acupuncture, yoga, therapy and commuting between these places take up about 40 hours a week. It doesn’t leave me much time to earn a living and satisfy the voracious appetites of my readers who are constantly hungry for new scoops.

Khunrum emails: “Isn’t this a great country?. Most people in the world spend their time toiling to earn enough for a bowl of rice. But here in the US of A one can do all these things on a pauper’s budget.”

But I am a conscientious fellow. I was just checking all my email and all my phone messages and replying best I could. One friend wanted to know about the deal I got on my Blackberry, so I fired off a few phrases with the essential details.

And what do I get for my kindness? This reply: "thanks,its ok,I already got a new phone… btw..a ‘hi how r u?’ would be nice(or just normal..) everything ok?"

I didn’t ask "How are you?" because I was rushed and I did not care at that time. I’m just trying to meet my moral obligations and be a good friend. In the frantic run-up to Shabbos, I don’t have time to inquire about my friends’ well-being. I’m too busy being a good Jew.

I don’t like to ask, "How are you?" unless I am genuinely interested, and frankly, I am mainly interested in myself and my spiritual growth. So don’t bother me when I’m blissing out or when I’m busy or when I’m not in the mood or when I’m reading a book or blogging or watching a movie or taking a night-time drive on the PCH or on Mulholland Drive.

Being a moral leader is an exhausting profession. I don’t have time to care about other people’s feelings, just my own.

Evan Gahr emails:

At my high school, Columbia Prep, from which John Podhoretz also graduated, we had this history teacher Mr. Doerfler who was quintessential Old Left. He was not all dippy and sentimental the way the post 60s leftists are. He was a hardass. Tough grader. Lots of sarcasm.

Anyway, one time I saw him going up the stairs and I said, "Hi. How are you?" He replied, "Miserable and wretched."

That’s probably the last time I asked anybody how are you? Sometimes when asked I say "miserable and wretched." Some of them give fake looks of concern. Others just keep walking.

Some people renounce religion. I have renounced all forms of fatuous pleasantries. Not saying thank you is arguably consistent with Jewish teaching that the highest form of charity is anonymous.

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Congregation Mogen David Still Kicking

The shul has a building and a fat bank account but few members.

Gabe Elias, who says he is an ordained Orthodox rabbi, has been running the place since getting rid of Rabbi Jonathan Muskat in 2003.

Around 2006, about 50 members of YICC moved over to Mogen David when Rabbi Elazar Muskin cancelled YICC’s kiddish club. But they grew disillusioned with Mogen David and either moved back to YICC or went elsewhere.

The Happy Minyan moved out of Mogen David a couple of years ago.

Rabbi Gabe Elias has brought in the Sephardim to Mogen David. He’s brought them on to the shul board and he’s invited them to daven in Mogen David’s main sanctuary.

The Ashkenazim have largely moved out of Mogen David.

For a decade, Gabe Elias has outmaneuvered his critics and retained control of the shul.

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Judaism & Yoga

I’ve been having a hard time of late reconciling Judaism with yoga.

In particular, the teachings of Guru Singh with Judaism.

I have a hard time putting my hands in prayer position because that reminds me of Christianity. I have a hard time bowing with my head to the ground because it just feels idolatrous and unJewish. I have an impossible time with any teaching that we are divine (I understand our being created in the image of God as meaning we can know good and evil, not that we are inherently wonderful).

So I was talking about all this last night with a rabbinics student who gave me many helpful perspectives.

Guru Singh talked last night about his digital pictures with R. Shlomo Carlebach.

I had no idea they knew each other.

I now know that Shlomo was friendly with Guru’s mentor Yogi Bhajan, who walked a similar journey to Shlomo’s.

Mimi Feigelson is like the Guru Singh of the Jews. She was mentored and ordained by Shlomo Carlebach and Guru Singh had a similar relationship with Yogi Bhajan.

Both Mimi Feigelson and Guru Singh live and teach in Pico-Robertson.

One Orthodox friend told me he wouldn’t go to Yoga West because they had idols. What were these idols? Paintings and drawings of great yogis, some with candles burning beneath them. Is that really idolatry? Another friend is a Cohen and he doesn’t want to go there because he fears meeting an attractive woman who’s either a divorcee or has had relations with a non-Jew (thus making her off-limits for him to marry).

I’ve seen a lot of Jews at Yoga West but few if any are Orthodox.

I’m told that Guru Singh teaches the same line of thought as Martin Buber ("I – thou") and Emmanuel Levinas — two Jewish thinkers with minimal influence on those who practice Judaism but who tend to be popular among Christians.

Max emails:

Luke, You shmuck. Do you even understand the mantras you are chanting in your sikh yoga class? They are all praise for krishna, and other sandnigger dieties. Those crafty rabbis were smart to keep your polluting influence out of their shuls. You (fake) dirty jew bastard. Not only do you spread lashon hora, you are an idol worshiper. Ok, have a good shabbos.

How am I supposed to understand what the mantras say? They are in sanskrit. The teachers translate them in a way that seems completely inoffensive to me. Maybe I just have a big and loving heart towards all of HaShem’s creation, even the dumb goyim.

 

Max replies:

Repeat this mantra 108 times, and you will get laid.

"Om Sri Lakshmi Kleem Sri Ram"

Ask your turban wearing friends about this.Tell ’em Guru Nanak gave it to you.

Perhaps we could discuss these lofty issues over a very expensive kosher meal that you pay for?

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The Jewish Journal Blogs Sundance

Larry Mark writes:

The Sundance Film Festival 2009 opened on Thursday night with an Australian clay animation feature, “Mary and Max,” written and directed by Adam Elliot, a Sundance veteran and Oscar winner for best animated short in 2004.  “Mary and Max” features the voices of Philip Seymour Hoffman, Eric Bana, Toni Collette and Barry Humphries (a.k.a Dame Edna) as the narrator.  Think of it as an Australian “Wallace and Gromit” meets “About Schmidt,” but one painted in dark tones of brown, gray and black.  The movie deals with the serious issues of mental illness, death, and depression; it is neither a “Nemo” nor a “Shrek,” since it is mostly a tragedy sprinkled with bits of comedy.

This is the first time that an animated feature has opened Sundance.  And with the critical success of the Israeli film “Waltz with Bashir,” perhaps we are at the beginning of a cinematic trend in darker-themed animation.

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LA Jewish Community Links Apologize To David Rubin

Here’s my own stuff on David Rubin. From LA-Community.org: There was an article in The Community Links that inappropriately and incorrectly linked a leader in the Jewish Community, who has not been charged or found guilty of any crime, with others who have been so-charged or convicted. For this and other implications in the article the staff of the Community Links and Dr. Robert Rome, author of the article, apologize and offer this correction.
We directly apologize also to Mr. David Rubin and his family.
There will be an apology in the next Community Links issue.

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Live In Sderot

Here’s an important new blog from the Jewish Journal:

Every morning, we are awakened by the Tzeva Adom alert. This is one of the most bizarre air raids in history. It starts with the click of a loudspeaker, and then a calm woman’s voice says “Tzeva Adom (Color Red), Tzeva Adom (Color Red)” over and over again. The alert has been difficult to hear at times, especially if you were playing music or watching TV. Last week, two soldiers from the Home Command Unit appeared at our door and handed us a home beeper system that goes off two seconds before the Tzeva Adom alert. So now the loud beeper sound is added to the repertoire.

The moment of the alert, my husband Avi and I jump out of bed and run to our Mamad – our bomb shelter. We huddle there and hug each other waiting to hear the explosion. Sometimes it’s a distant thud. Sometimes it is terrifyingly close, and our house shakes. After about twenty seconds, it’s over. They say that you have a fifteen second warning. Actually, it varies. And once in a while, you will hear a Qassam land without a Tzeva Adom alert. Those are the worst times, because that means there is a very decent chance that someone has been hurt.

Here in Sderot, we are accustomed to Tzeva Adom alerts on a weekly and even daily basis. But last week, the situation reached a new level. On Wednesday, December 24, we received over 60 rockets. The following Saturday, we heard a new sound – airstrikes. It was a strange moment. Finally, after eight years, Israel was taking action. Since then, the Qassam attacks have been endless. In the old days, we knew there could be a Tzeva Adom alert. Now we know there will be.

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